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Grand_Overlord_Mly

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  1. Merchants are not gone. Some items have insanely active markets in the GE, and merchants buy as low as they can and sell as high as they can, and almost instantly complete their trades, making millions in minutes. I won't tell you what these active items are, because it would mean you might try to get in on my money, but you can all be sure that merchants still exist, but only merchants and their friends know that they do.
  2. Granted. Do I even have to corrupt this one? Now, for the uncorruptable wish. Try to corrupt it if you dare. (I know I'm insane. Thank you for noticing.) I wish for a giant robot with the following statistics: 1: Indestructability. The machine's hull must be able to withstand all of its antimatter missiles being launched on to itself at once. 2: A closed circuit system and adequate living quarters for me and all of my crew, should my enemies find a way to disable the weapons systems. 3: The most advanced weapons in the universe. 3A: Antimatter missiles. It should have five tubes on each of its three shoulders, each tube able to hold up to 100 antimatter missiles, making the total AM storage amount 1.5K. Each antimatter missile must have enough power to end all life in the universe, aside from mine, if necessary. 3B: Nanite hands. Its hands must be made of the best nanites known to anything and be able to efficiently manipulate things around it. Its hands must also be able to transform instantly in to even the deadliest of weapons. The nanites must be smart enough to be able to fly back to me if they are fired off as weapons. 3C: Head-mounted artillery. It must have the following items mounted atop a small antenna on the top of its head: An antimatter torpedo launcher, a 300 duodecillion degree plasma launcher, and a Borg-made Cutting Beam. 3D: A black hole generator. The machine must be able to generate black holes, drop them out of its exhaust port, and be able to fly away from the black holes it creates. It must also be able to release two black holes at one time, for the creation of wormholes for instantaneous travel accross time and space. 4: The machine must be constructed primarily of nanites, so it will be able to rebuild instantly should it be somehow blown apart before me and my crew are destroyed. 5: A matter rearanger equipped with the data for creating the following things, flawlessly: 5A: All of the sexiest human females known to all life with slight brain alterations to make them insanely horny, should I have to kill all of the other people. 5B: Billions of nameless men and women, all age 21, with the yellow and blue shirts from Star Trek and trillions of the redshirted variety. Other cannonfodder is acceptable, if you can find soldiers from the same shows as the cannonfodder with equal or greater power than the yellow and blue shirts. 5C: A clone of me with a mental synching device on his head so that he will think exactly what I think until I am dead, at which point the earliest created clone that is still living shall take the role of me, and the matter rearranger should automatically create another of me. 5D: A clone of me, same as above, only with an indestructable shield around him. The machine should automatically create as many of these as it can if it senses all of me are about to die. 5E: Another of itself. It should automatically create this if it senses it is about to be killed hith no hope of reconstruction. 5F: Anything that comes within its scanning range. 6: It must have an indestructable, uncorruptable anticorruption device for decorrupting this wish if someone tries to corrupt it. You agree to grant all of this wish if you grant even the tiniest part of it.
  3. You know you're stupid when you say your IQ is "backwards squigglyletter."(2)
  4. I don't play this game enough to get bored of it. I'm busy with other tasks, all day every day.
  5. Mly. My actual first name. I was raised by wierd people, don't ask.
  6. You can give your friends stuff if you know what you're doing. Just talk them in to going to BH with you in a sorta empty world, tell them to kill you and you'll die, leaving your gift for them. I suppose that one can also use this for drop trading and, yes, RWT. But don't tell JaGEx that. They might go overboard and scrap BH, not realizing it does more good for the economy than harm.
  7. Am I the only one who read Duke's blog?
  8. Q: If you have five apples and your friend asks for two apples, how many apples do you have left? A: Five, you selfish [puncture].
  9. Granted. You can't control your powers and you accidentally crush yourself up against a wall. I wish I knew if the starter of this thread were this person.
  10. 1: I'm sorry, get the [bleep] out of Britain/Spain/France/Italy/whatever European country you're from. 2: I'll only do what idiots consider "good" if it helps me more than any of my other options at the time. But that's not genuinely good, that's only what idiots think is good. To do real good is to do what the religious [cabbage] says you should, no matter how it affects you.
  11. 1: If you don't like commercialism, hypocrisy, Christianity, or [cabbage] like that, get the [bleep] out of America. Go to some third [bleep]ing world country or something so you can see what the world's like without that [cabbage]. 2: I can barely manage to be good one day out of the year. In fact, in order for me to be able to make the amount of time I spend doing good things come anywhere close to a day's time, I have to carefully divide it up accross the year. You know what would happen if I tried the whole year?
  12. I'd clean my ignore list out, but I'd have to actually have someone on that list in order to do that. My flaming tactics make anyone who's not in the MUA shut the [bleep] up really fast. And the people who are in the MUA are too brainwashed by yours truly(I know I'm a tactical genius. Hold the applause, please.) to insult me.(You may give your standing ovation.)
  13. There is no accurate definition of a no-lifer, aside from the strictest definition, depicting someone who has absolutely no life outside of the mentioned game, someone who simply plays the game and does only what is absolutely necessary for homeostasis in the real world, only because they cannot actually be assimilated in to the game. An improper and stupid definition made by and mostly used by (There is no way to put this nicely, folks.) [wagon] and idiots is used to describe anyone of higher status within the game. This definition is mostly used by people who are themselves no-lifers by the above definition. The commonly accepted definition is someone who has a bad social life, or no social life and does little more than play games. I myself would fit under this definition. I have no real social life by choice, and I do little more than play games. I don't sit at my computer all day and play computer games. I do other things. But the actual definition of a game is anything done for fun as the main motive. I believe that fun is the ultimate goal behind everything, and I do almost everything for, ultimately, fun. Therefore, I essentially do nothing but play games. The commonly accepted definition can apply to almost anyone, due to the vagueness of "bad social life," and the fact that, when you think about it, the ultimate goal behind everything we all do is for fun.
  14. It would be nice if they did, but the sad part is, if they hireda sufficient amount of people to answer even the smallest noticeable fraction of messages sent to them, they wouldn't be able to support all of those servers. We'll just have to either suck it up, or quit playing the game.
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