Alright, no need to have a "worst Christmas" measuring contest. 

You had the perfect opportunity to use a picture of Riley from the Boondocks with the same caption, but completely blew it.

Can we get some attractive women next time?

Thank you for all of your thoughts and prayers. I think I made the right choice.

Today I will make the most difficult decision of my life. If you're religious, pray for me. I feel like I lose no matter what option I choose.

Can we all go and bask in the glory that is the text in the most recent porn spam bot post?

"zoophile leper chode urine banger beer queef transsexual"

That is going to be my next band name.

I don't have $300 to spend on RAM. Well, I do, but I like to eat from time to time.

Oh right. Yeah, I didn't put it on the list at the time, but my friend is giving me his nvidia gtx970. I do some gaming, but I'm not one of those people who keeps more than like 5 games on my computer at a time. I have external storage for stuff like movies though, and slapping down another $100 for memory I won't use in the near future just doesn't seem worthwhile to me.

Law doesn't only apply to criminal law. You also have laws of physics and mathematics. Law runes could be distorting the laws of physics to teleport objects through space/time. 

I heard someone mention licking elbows outside of this forum.

 

I got payed to look at reddit on my phone for 4 hours today since they couldn't get my computer working. Can't do work without a computer. I also had to put my own chair together straight out of the box.

Too bad you couldn't have a robot do all that for you: https://www.cnbc.com...-furniture.html ...

 

Speaking of robots, I spent almost the entire day programming SCARA robots.

I start my summer internship tomorrow, and summer school on Tuesday. I'm also taking 10 credit hours of class this summer, so here's to hoping I actually have some time to breathe this summer.

Hmm, took some advice and got a new hair style today. Seems to be good and a nice change from my regular.

pics or it didn't happen

Remember when this website had April Fool's themes each year? Good times.

So I went to a brewery today and was flirting with some girl who turned out to be in a relationship and shes trying to hook me up with her sister lmao

Is her sister hot?