I'm a noob because I've been playing for 6 years and the highest lvl I have in any skill is 85. I'm a noob because I can't help myself spend money on lesser items every time I want something expensive. I'm a noob because with lvl 48 dungeoneering I have absolutely no clue how to do things in Daemonhime, nor have the required skill to join a group. I'm a noob because at combat lvl 111 I still fear doing Barrows. I'm a noob because in 6 years of playing, I've never played any other minigames than Pest Control and Sorceresses garden. I'm a noob because up until yesterday, I didn't know you could have your farmed tree removed by talking to the master gardener, instead of manually chopping it down. Sometimes I still kill moss giants for fun (result of nostalgia from F2P years). "200k?? That's the most money I've ever seen!" <.< >.> And the list goes on into eternity.