I have always admired your writing style Morden, I even still remember "Wet Paint - Do not touch" and how much it made me laugh. Unfortunately I have to agree with the masses on this one, it's a very good attempt and far better than anything I could write, but it does seem a little like you've tried to make something fit that just doesn't. Good try though, it's good to see people using their creativity instead of letting it go to waste.