A while back my cousin my cousin and I were mining coal together to pass the time. My cousin, a boy with a female character, managed to get hacked while we were mining. Someone logs him off. Five seconds later the character comes back on and I had this conversation with the hacker. Me: "Hey, welcome back." Hacker: "Hey." Me: "What happened?" Hacker:" My internet lagged to much so it logged me off." My cousin has broadband. Me:" What?!? How?" Hacker:"I dunno." Hacker:" Wann be my bf?" Me:" What?!?!?!?!? Sicko!" Hacker: "What, are you gay or something?!?" Its then I realized it was not my cousin. Me:"Wow, that took like 2 minutes." Hacker:"What do you mean?" Me:"I'm talking to the real owner of that account on the phone, right now." Hacker:" I'm reporting you!" Me: "Sorry, I just changed his password and recovery questions." Hacker: "What are you talking about sexy?, don't you want to be my bf?" -Reported Hacker.- Me:"The owner of that account is 11. I' not a pedofile. " Hacker:" But I'm 18, I swear!" Me:"Secondly, the owner is my cousin. And I'm not a fan of sodomy." The hacker ran off, but I followed him. Me: "Thirdly, the owner is a boy. And, no, I'm not gay." Hacker logged off, 40 seconds later my cousin logs back on. Cousin:" I wodner who that was." Me: "i dunno, but Jagex has his IP. :P "
