Born on a mountain top west of the Grand tree The greenest place in the whole country Raised in the woods so's he knew ev'ry tree, Caught him a kebbit when he was only three. Davy, Davy Kebbit, king of the wild frontier. Fought single-handed through the Goblin war, Till the enemy was whipped and peace was restored. And while he was handlin' this risky chore He made himself a legend forever more Davy, Davy Kebbit, the man who knew no fear. He went off to Lumbridge and served a spell Fixin' up the Government and the royal cuisine as well Killed the Culinaromancer, so I heard tell And he gained access too, Dorgesh-Kaan Davy, Davy Kebbit, seeing his duty clear. When he came home his politic'ing was done And the western march had just begun So he packed his gear and his trusty sword And lit out a-grinnin' to follow the sun Davy, Davy Kebbit, leading the pioneer. lordbaer