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  1. no but ive heard sdomething called lightsaber is in starwars, TPUM is fat and he eats BIG MACS !!! YUM !!! :P :P
  2. wtf i said no offence .. banned for not understanding, dumase :lol: :lol:
  3. actually i lick permanent pens the person under me eats raw worms
  4. no, bcz i dont dam get it.. the evil chicken has a tiny brain.
  5. yo mama TpUm touches his privates
  6. banned for wishing shiva rests in peace (no offence to T.E.T or shiva)
  7. go to maze and start playing with my friends, i get pissed then i blow up the whole place, on my way out this hat falls on my head from nowhere, i forgot me tele runes so i walked all the way to fally. i hit in the dwarven mines.
  8. When my daughter was two months old, she often had diarrhea. I hated to disposable diapers for her. So my husband had to do it. One day when disposabling diapers, my husband held up my daughter's two little feet in order to clean her hips. With a loud sound of farting, her pieces of sh** burst out suddenly, just right towards the face of my husband. My husband was so surprised that he kept his mouth wide open. What happened next? The sh** ran directly into his mouth! My baby is protective of her mommy. One day when I was sitting on the couch, my husband started hugging me on the neck. Well my baby, who was sitting in my mothers lap started screaming. When my husband let go, she stopped and smiled at him. We have an 18 month old baby now. We have had discussions about the success rate of changing a dirty, and I mean dirty, nappy (diaper). My wife feels that it is a successful change if you can get through the process without getting anything on your fingers. Whereas I classify a successful change as taking a deep breath, holding it and getting through the whole process without having to breath back in!
  9. leeesters your awesome , your writings are well types well plotted and no extra bulls* we dont need to know. ur amazing dude 8) :) :lol:
  10. well its moved now, happy ro hear dat ? :lol: nice piece of crahp. oops i mean literature
  11. When my daughter was two months old, she often had diarrhea. I hated to disposable diapers for her. So my husband had to do it. One day when disposabling diapers, my husband held up my daughter's two little feet in order to clean her hips. With a loud sound of farting, her pieces of sh** burst out suddenly, just right towards the face of my husband. My husband was so surprised that he kept his mouth wide open. What happened next? The sh** ran directly into his mouth! My baby is protective of her mommy. One day when I was sitting on the couch, my husband started hugging me on the neck. Well my baby, who was sitting in my mothers lap started screaming. When my husband let go, she stopped and smiled at him. We have an 18 month old baby now. We have had discussions about the success rate of changing a dirty, and I mean dirty, nappy (diaper). My wife feels that it is a successful change if you can get through the process without getting anything on your fingers. Whereas I classify a successful change as taking a deep breath, holding it and getting through the whole process without having to breath back in!
  12. no not buying friends, giving free stuff knowing that your friend might need it someday. then its his choice to be your freind or not.
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