mawd_luva Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 mine is: 1. off the movie antitrust " this world is binary, you are either a 1 or 0, alive or dead" 2: get r done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 "If socialism were reliant on the intellectual capability of all the people, we shall not see socialism develeope for another 50 years" Vladimir Lenin \ Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varda Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 "Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to show it... to do the right thing. Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. " And: "Imprisoned for ten thousand years... Banished from my own homeland... And now you dare enter my realm? You are not prepared... YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!" "It's begun. Young heroes... I was once like you. You have come to this place, seeking to bring judgement upon the damned. You will venture deep into forgotten lands. You will see wonders beyond imagining. But be warned. The land itself will rise up against you. Long forgotten terrors will smother your courage. Sacrifice everything as the final darkness falls... in the end, all that awaits you is death. Only then will you understand - you've been following in my footsteps all along. So come then, you heroes! Come in all your power and glory! For in the final hour, all must serve the one...true...king. " Hail to the king, baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warri0r45 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Any lyric from Meshuggah's Catch 33 album, convincingly screamed by the monotony and robotic nature of Jens Kidman's voice. Just an example: So imminently visible - this cloaked innocent guilt Sentenced to a lifetime, a second of structured chaos Trampled by the ferocious, raging crowds of solitude I'm the soil beneath me soaking up the sustenance of my own death Extradited to the gods of chance, the deities of all things random Alive, multicolored, twitching in their dead monochrome world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadril Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 My signature. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickeley102 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 "He'll kill you to death!"-Rocky 3, Mickey R.I.P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warri0r45 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Oh, and how could I forget Bill Hicks? (signature). Just about any of his material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordanweb Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 "Creationism all makes sense if you don't think about it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craiglowery Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity." Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Roach Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 "It's a trap" -Admiral Ackbar Doctor of Dental Surgery-2014Medical Doctor-2018?Oral and Maxillofacial Surgeon-2024? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonorhc Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 "She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit." - W. Somerset Maugham Varrock Library: Shattered Sky | Silent Thunder | The Emperor's FinestAstri @ MythWeavers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromagus Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Self-censored, but...Life, on the large scale, sucks a d*ck. Like food, itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s all about the condiments. You wouldnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t eat a hamburger or a potato as is. It would suck a d*ck. Alcohol, drugs, Jesus, kids or hard work is no different than ketchup, mustard, sour cream and salsa. Whatever makes it suck less for you, enjoy. My Tip.It Times Articles (10 and counting) || The Varrock Library Author Index projectDo you dare to dream? - Part 19 added. || The Hospital (WIP) - New story!Necromagus looks like a viking ... with glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ledusskapis Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 from a song: If they can understand me, how can they teach me? And just quotes: 2pac Life's a wheel of fortune and it's my chance to spin it. "I'm in jail now, But I'm free. My mind is free. The only time I have problems is when I sleep." and erm... THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomy Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 I have many I like, all insulting people...So I won't post them :) But this ones fine Before you critisize somebody, walk a mile in thier shoes, that way, you'll be a mjile away from them and have their shoes And the diskland one Doomy edit: I like sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 We need some Pratchett quotes here... "Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'." And. "The druid stiffened. "Nice?" he said. "A triumph of the silicon chunk, a miracle of modern masonic technology -- nice?" "Oh, yes," said Twoflower, to whom sarcasm was merely a seven letter word beginning with S." sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cremator21 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Alas poor Yurik, I knew him.....In America - Yugioh Abridged (originally a shakespear(sp) quote Im FrotoWE HAVE TO TAKE THE RING TO MOODOOR!Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?Final Fantasy 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azvareth Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 I don't have any fancy quotes from politicians or authors or artists. This one's from a forum I frequent, and it's probably the best explanation I've read on it: -------------------------------------------------------- "[bleep] all the pop song puppy love [cabbage]. Your heart skipping a beat isn't love, it's cardiac arrhythmia. It's not about shortness of breath, either, or how turned on you get or whether you tell yourself you'd throw yourself in front of a bus for her or whatever. You can convince yourself of a lot about how you feel and what you would do in exchange for regular oral sex. Love is when she drives you insane sometimes. And I don't mean merely "aggravating" or "annoying," I mean flat-out [bleep]ing in. Sane. And in a way nobody else can do it in a million years. She'll drive you to the point where you'd gouge out your own eyeball with a melon baller or smack your scrotum a half-dozen times with a ball peen hammer if it means you can be done with this conversation. She'll make you want to chew your own arm off to get out of talking about this. And I don't care how many [bleep]ing times you've had this conversation, each time, you know you'll have it again: Her: I thought you turned the heat on. You: I did. Her: Well, I'm still cold. Are you sure you did it right? You: Yes, I'm pretty sure I know how to turn on a thermostat. Her: 'Cause you know you have to flip the switch to "heat" and.... You: Honey! I know! How to turn on! A thermostat! I went to college for it and everything. Her: Well, I don't feel any heat blowing in here. You: I know. I think you broke the thermostat again. Her: I didn't break it. You: Yes, you did, you put that halogen lamp right next to it again. Her: That doesn't do anything. You: Yes, it does. Her: I thought you fixed it? You: I did fix it, and you broke it again. Her: Are you sure you fixed it right? You: Yes, goddammit, I fixed it right. Her: How do you know you fixed it? You: 'Cause it worked when I fixed it! Her: Well, it's not working now. You: 'Cause you broke it again! Her: How'd I break it? You: You put the goddamn, [bleep]ing lamp next to it! Her: I don't see why a lamp would break a thermostat. You: OK. I'm going to explain this. One more time. Slowly. Thermostats have a coil inside them that expands and contracts based on the temperature. This is how they know when it is hotter than the setting of the A/C, so it can cool the room off, or colder than the setting of the heating, so it can heat the room up. Halogen lamps generate heat. Halogen lamps generate a lot of heat. That's why you burn your fingers when you touch the bulbs after they've been on for a while. So when you put a halogen lamp next to a thermostat, it causes the coil to keep expanding and expanding and expanding past the point it's intended to expand. This makes the thermostat think it's really, really hot all the time, and it makes the coil less sensitive in the future, and it'll eventually break the coil so I'll have to replace the thermostat. Her: That doesn't sound right. You: Trust me. It's right. Her: How do you know? You: BECAUSE I TOOK SIXTH GRADE [bleep]ING PHYSICS, OK?! Her: Well, I don't think they should make thermostats that can be broken by something little like a lamp. You: Fine. Don't think that. Write a letter to the manufacturers. Write a letter to universities and tell them to build a better thermostat. I don't [bleep]ing care. But that's how they make them. That's why I keep moving the lamp, that's why I keep telling you not to put it back to the right of the bookcase, that's why I've had to fix the thermostat four [bleep]ing times now. Stop! Putting! The lamp! Right! Next! To the thermostat! Her: But on the other side of the bookcase, the front of the hallway is dark, and I can't see inside my gift closet. You: Well, you can turn on the hall light to go through your gift closet, or you can sit here and be cold! Your choice, honey! Her: You: Her: You: Her: I don't think you fixed the thermostat right. You: GOD-MOTHER[bleep]ING-DAMMIT, I'M GOING TO FIX THAT MOTHER[bleep]ING THERMOSTAT TOMORROW, AND I SWEAR TO MOTHER[bleep]ING CHRIST IF YOU PUT THE LAMP NEAR THE THERMOSTAT AGAIN, I WILL SMASH IT TO A MILLION [bleep]ING PIECES AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR GODDAMN THROAT!!! MOTHER[bleep] ME, JESUS!!!!!! And if the seventh time you have that conversation, knowing full well there will be an eighth time, you'd still rather have that conversation again than imagine a world she's not in, you're in love. Especially if you do fix that thermostat... again... the next day, and not just so she'll shut up about it, but because you really don't want her to be cold anymore." -------------------------------------------------------- I have a rather huge .txt full of these gems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThoseTheBrokes Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Yes I know my enemies, They're the teachers who taught me to fight me, Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, Ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite. RATM. My dA account..retired, as of the 1st January 2008. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionheart_0 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 "Kick [wagon] and chew bubble gum. But I'm all out of gum"-Duke Nukem. "There is no good, there is no bad. Just perspective and opinion." -Squall Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Returned3 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 "You cant kill whats already dead." - Undertaker, WWE "I lie, I cheat and I steal, but hey at least im honest about it" - Late Great Eddie Guerrero, WWE 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernHero Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 We need some Pratchett quotes here... "Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'." And. "The druid stiffened. "Nice?" he said. "A triumph of the silicon chunk, a miracle of modern masonic technology -- nice?" "Oh, yes," said Twoflower, to whom sarcasm was merely a seven letter word beginning with S." Terry Pratchett ftw \ Ecspecially love the Death in his books YOU HAVE PERHAPS HEARD THE PHRASE THAT HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE? "Yes. Yes, of course." Death nodded. IN TIME, he said, YOU WILL LEARN THAT IT IS WRONG. Lol this is funny too. For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (B) eat, © run away from, and (d) rocks. Reality is hundreds of times more beautiful and more interesting than delusions. Fairy tales just tend to be easier to follow than the wonderful intricacies of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexieangel Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctp080188 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 from a song: If they can't understand me, how can they teach me? Is the actual words of Gangsta's Paradise, and makes more sense now. For me... hmm From To Kill A Mockingbird "You can shoot all the bluejays you want, but remember it is a sin to kill a mockingbird." Anonymous "To the world you are one person, but to one person you are the world." Was trying to think of a lyric from songs I listen to, but unfortunately the best ones are impossible to understand from anyone in this forum at best, and homophobic at worst. SHH HUT YUH MUH. DERKHED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
das1330 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 The two quotes in my signature are some of my favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjrox32 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Dr. House has a few good ones: "I teach you to lie, cheat and steal. What more do you want?" "Her head blew up...how cool is that?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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