grand theft auto (the video game series)

liek...i may use bad spelling for this one, but i will only use bad grammar if it makes it easier >.>

gta series.....one of my favorite vidya games next to rs and metroid....

video game violence: it is such a waste of time to propagate the idea that vidya game violence makes people irl violent or more prone to violence...i have played gta since i was a wee little waynaut and i am like a pacifist or something....i even took karate for 4 years....ive never beat anyone up, shot someone, stole their car, crashed a plane into the street, or flied a jetpack out of a military base.......every time...like...every single time they talk about violence in gta, they always say "you can hire a prostitute and then kill her with a baseball bat, shoot her, or run her over"....if someone only plays gta to kill prostitutes.... they have a problem...like...they say shooter games train school shooters >.> like...HAO!?

claude speed: he is the most epic gta character besides mike toreno....in gta 3 you can change his character texture, which i made all purple...and his facial expression never changes....hawt...

adding realism in the newer games: in gta 4 they took out planes, ridiculous ammo limits, and other good things...</3....its like that hierarchy pyramid thingie...the earlier games lacked so many features, but then san andreas opened up a whole world of unrealistic hawtness....gta 3 had this bridge that would lift up the middle section verically every 20 seconds to simulate a draw bridge....irl this is impossible, but i bet the game designers thought it was a good idea at the time..eh...gotta find a balance between reality and hawtness...

my childhood: i remember having exchange students live at mai house when i was younger, and liek, they were computer ppls and got me gta 2....i thought the open ended game play and the tank rampages were so hawt...untill we got a new computer and formatted the hard drive....my grandpa got me gta 3 for pc for my birthday once, and i thought it was way more epic....long ago i had a really cruddy computer, and when i tired to fly the dodo in gta3, it would crash my program, so i kept kicking my computer untill i heard a "reeeeeeeearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhh".....i opened up my disk drive and the laser had scratched a circle in my game '_' and i dented the case and broke the fan...in 2009 i got the gta trilogy and got gta 3 back.... (gta 2 is now available on rockstars website)

the dodo in gta 3: it was hard as heck to fly because it had short wings....i think my record is 166 seconds...lame

ambiguous characters: some of my favorite mission giving peoples are mike toreno, donald love, and ray machowski......

meh...maybe i may-be writing about splinter cell some time