Goonstalf

So, um, how does Skype work?

Straight from the source.

An infinite supply of Goon Milk.

Oh, does it show that I'm on? I just logged in and forgot about it.

In retrospect, this vanilla shake was a bad idea when it's 60 degrees in my room.

I like you.Thanks. Want to plot and take out the competition? ;) Oh god yes. Let's take out Pepsi and Psycho first. Yes, I am that confident enough to announce assassination in public because I am that secure. Hmm. Take out the weak ones first so the stronger ones have less to work with. I like how you think... Art of War was worth the read for this very occasion.

I like you.Thanks. Want to plot and take out the competition? ;) Oh god yes. Let's take out Pepsi and Psycho first. Yes, I am that confident enough to announce assassination in public because I am that secure. Go for the genitals.

I like you.Thanks. Want to plot and take out the competition? ;) Oh god yes.

I like you.

If you think Goon Milk is good, wait until you try Goon Kool-Aid.

Gonna get another Tendercrisp sammich. Goddamn they are good.

Honey, you couldn't afford it.

I made the milk.

The entire time I lived in Nebraska I never saw a single tornado, tornado warning, or tornado watch.

What if this thread never existed?

>Wake up 1/2 hour late because I slept through my alarm >Miss half my first class where we were just starting a new chapter >Miss the entire note taking portion of that class >No time for breakfast >Starving >Econ professor [bleep]ing at me because I went rock climbing instead of going to an optional review session when I know the material >English professor [bleep]ing at me because I didn't take my rough draft to the writing lab to have it checked over before bringing it to class (It's called a rough draft for a reason) >Try to grab some lunch, oops, credit card is sitting on my desk in my room >Starving >Finish classes for the day >Walk to the Campus Recreation office to pay my monthly Rock Climbing Team fee, oops, they closed early for no reason >Walk to library in the rain to study for a little while >Walk to the Testing Center to check my grade on a Geo quiz >Get an 83% on that Geo quiz that I felt completely confident and was sure I got an A on >Decide to [bleep] everything and just go rock climbing >Walk to gym, oops, closed for a bouldering comp I had no idea was going on >Walk to apartment in the rain >See roommate still asleep on the couch exactly where he was when I left 9 hours earlier >Sit at computer >Type this up >Decide to play some TF2 but remember that my internet sucks and I can play barely anymore >Remember that I have until 8 to call the Student Employment Center with my final decision if I want to take the only job they have left: working 12 pm to 4 am Monday through Saturdays cleaning bathrooms in the gym I AM SLIGHTLY AGITATED

NO DONT

Yup.

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