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Why did I just post on this ancient thread? :wall: Oh well,my mind's just shutting down for summer I guess.
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The genie doesn't want to have to decipher the next person's wish and refuses to grant your wish.
I wish the broken stick didn't have any sharp parts.
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Granted,you get the killer bunny from Monty Python.
I wish the stick the person is beating me with would break before I'm dead or unconsious
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Banned for having a white box with a red X in it in your signature.
Fine,if you have to plot everyone's demises,I'll be plotting yours. :twisted:
Expect a visit from this guy.
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Took too long! :evil: :evil:
You could mean anyone.After several hours of pondering who you mean,the genie decides not to grant your wish.
Now lets see :-k ...what to wish for?...I'll think of something eventually... :-k
Hmm...I wish for...a stick that I will not fall on and kill myself on,is not possessed and wanting to kill me,or catch on fire in my hand/be on fire at all.
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Banned for plotting my demise.
Why would you want to kill me?I didn't do anything.
Well,not to you.Yet. :twisted:
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Akibi math strikes again! :twisted: :shock: 8-)
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9/11 was a conspiracy in a conspiracy in a conspiracy in a conspiracy in a conspiracy(gasp for breath) in yet another conspiracy...that's just the beginning of a long list of conspiracies in conspiracies that dates back to medieval times.For some reason the king of Spain hated the Vikings because they found America.He made the first conspiracy that started the long list of conspiracies in conspiracies.
If a blackhole suddenly appeared where the moon was,what would happen to Earth?
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The time machine starts to hum like it normally does when it's used,but then it stops.Its screen says "You must go back a minimium of 30 minutes to use this time machine."Nothing else interesting happens.
Hmm...nope,my time machine is still broken.Still need another $5500 to get a new time machine.A vital part that's not sold anywhere broke when I "accidently" spilled soda on the time machine I have.
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Granted,but while you're reading The Official Guide to Owning a Slave he runs away.
I wish I knew how people laughing at me corrupted my wish about me being able to alter reality.
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They tried to once,but a mutant monkey computer virus that looks like a frog crashed the whole system and changed the name to Tip.it after it deleted the item guide.Whenever the Tip.it people tried to make a new item guide,the system was overloaded by chimpanzees with wings instead of ears that filled the screen after saying "Warning,overload." a thousand times.Now they've just given up.
What would happen if the headless clown whose head exploded then imploded who is doing the robot in the middle of a freeway got hit by a plane that fell nose first on to him,then some how took off again,leaving him on the freeway? :-k
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Granted,the police arrest you after they give you jail stripes to put on.Now you have clothes.
But you're also in jail,with all the angry,insane,murdering criminal people...you'll probally be dead by midnight...
I didn't bribe the police! :-w I swear!It's not part of my plot to ruletheworldand promote world peace! :uhh: uh... :-#
I wish I could alter reality by will,not at random.And not just a small bit of reality,I mean alter reality so I could actually change something that would have some positive impact on my life,without killing me or my family,blowing up the Earth or the sun,or ending life as we know it.
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Only 130 more posts until we reach 0...unless people try to throw us off count...but then D_V_Devnull will put us on the correct course and rip off the head of the person who tried to mess up the count.
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Because...you're having a warm winter like Arizona is?(Although some places would call a warm Arizona winter a cool summer)...or maybe it snows while you're asleep,the snow melts,then refreezes into ice?
I can't say anything about snow and why it might not snow that could be completely accurate while I'm living in a state that has...3 or 4 deserts in it.Although you can't really say anything about Saguaro cacti,so...
The last time it snowed in the part of Arizona I live in was probally during the last ice age. :XD: And it probally won't snow there for a lllooonnnggg time.Maybe it'll snow in the next ice age a few thousand/million years from now. -.-
What will happen 24 years from now?
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No,wine comes from aliens.They bestow this gift upon us in exchange for crushed grapes,which is the power source of their ships.
If your head explodes,then implodes,what will happen to the rest of you? :-k
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Banned because Blaziken vanished to avoid being banned for thinking I hate Akibi and banning me.And because I just feel like banning some one.
I don't even know why "Akibi" is in the name of my account.My friend gave it to me when it was...*sniff*just a noob...we've been through so much :cry:
Ok...random urge gone. \
Ok,maybe still random.Being random's fun sometimes. \
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My random dancing emotes shall...dance!Mwuh hahaha! :twisted:
Yay!Random! :D
I'm probally going to be banned for not knowing why "akibi"'s in my name or for being random...
I have a bunch of emotes by tiny black dots. :XD:
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i wish i had a man eating fish that wouldn't hurt me
Granted,the fish eats you alive.You get stuck in it's throat without a scratch,bruise,scrape,cut,concussion,heart attack,seizure,stroke,...(a long list of medical things that could happen to you from it eating you,and thus "hurting" you stretches on...but none of those things actually do happen to you,so you're unhurt)
You only said it couldn't hurt you.
I wish I had a penny to do whatever with,without involving me or my family dying,being injured,or being eaten.(I purposely didn't make it unstealable.)*hint to how to corrupt my wish*
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Santa's elves finally figured out the Internet.They're watching us on the Internet...at all times :uhh: ...beware... :ohnoes:
Ok...anyway...
If you took a chunk of iron,a chunk of copper,a chunk of platinum,and a chunk of gold,then melt all the chunks in a furnace,then used something to mix the melted metal together,what would you have? :-k
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The little bugs tied to the ground that fly in the direction the Earth spins.
What happened on December 24 a year before the first Christmas?
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I think the British think that our accent is cool.Although in some places in America,the people don't really have much of an accent,unless they come from somewhere people do have an accent.Either that,or they copy America because America is the "great" nation it is.
No,I'm not saying America is better than Britian,or any other country.America needs to straighten itself out,starting with throwing out President bush.Then doing something about the war in Iraq.
Why did people at my school last year have an obcession with cheese,potatoes,and the number 11? :-k :-k :-k
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Because who ever invented the English language rode the "short" bus(was mentally challenged),or whatever the equivalent of a bus was back then,and made up insane rules to annoy the heck out of people trying to learn English.
What happened on December 24,1924?
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The genie granting everyone's wishes can only grant one wish at a time.He chooses to grant the party hat one,and all the party hats being added to your account somehow overload your computer.It explodes and you have to wait 2 months before you can even go on Runescape.During that time,your account gets hacked multiple times,and the last hacker keeps the account.
I wish for a penny.Just a normal penny.An old bent penny that's been run over a few times.A penny that won't kill or hurt me or my family,or destroy anything.
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*Goes back to 1963 to witness the time JFK got shot (not there but see it on a local TV store)*
As you finish watching,you realize this was a big waste of time,and you walk back to the time machine wondering why you did this.As you're walking,you're so absorbed in your thoughts,you walk off a bridge over a 60 foot deep canyon and fall to your death,still wondering why you went back in time.You realize you're falling a second before you hit the ground.Your last thoughts are "Curse you JFK,why did you let yourself get shot?If you hadn't been so stupid..."then you die.
The next person can just post what they do with a time machine,mine's "malfunctioning" because I "accidentily" spilled some soda on it.No,it's not going to explode,I already took out the parts that might explode,cleaned them,and then took them to a landfill far away from my house,just to be safe.And I'm not standing near the time machine,it's behind a brick wall that's 20 feet away from me.And I am on the other side(the side the time machine's not on.)
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almost 3/4 of the way there people!Hooray?
Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
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Granted,he's in your place,and your in his.Unfortunately,his place was in an electric chair.
I wish I had the stick that the random person on the street is beating me with so I could beat them with it.