Psycho_Robot

t_ts should change to [generous scoops of mouthwatering flesh]</obscure movie reference>

your socialising and responsible student practices disgust me

But what if you're on the bus or something! Or in school?!

i love my phone. I read cracked and other sites of interest voraciously on it during all hours of the day

I bet you could survive without a computer too. The question is why the hell would you?

get an android. android > all

I'd also stick my pony tail in your ear. right in you rear.

pfft u both mad

You lieks the pony tail

Would my pony tail make you feel better?

dax u mad?

my mouth (it'll finally be possible)

USB ports

vcrs

those ball cleaners you find at golf courses

the cartridge slot on my nintendo 64

down the toilet

atms

exhaust pipes

those slits in my computer

other people's drinks

the fare booth on the subway

doorknobs

Like electrical outlets

though I will admit, if I had one of those pony tail things, I'd be tempted to stick it in places it didn't belong