Napalm

I never choose to be heterosexual. I just knew I was attracted to girls since I was little. why would the other way be a choice?

As a heterosexual, I'm kinda jealous of bisexuals. They can hit everything. Twice the chances of getting laid in any situation.

Oh boy, it's hailing outside. I hope this stops soon.

Holy [cabbage]. And Killer, I get it off Nyaatorrents, but people will get mad about the porn ads if I post a link again.

You guys and your bald space marine shooters.

Mawaru Penguindrum.

Suddenly, post.

I was already enjoying it when you said it the first time. You looking for trouble, punk? Your mod powers don't work here! We are the law here! I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO ANNOUNCE I LOVE OBFUSCATOR SO MUCH Awww <3: You had me since the time I first saw your eddie avatar years ago.

Nice. Not gonna get it that short, though, proabably 2 cm longer, or so. Right now if I throw my hard to the front of my face it gets to about the nosetip.

Funny, I'm gonna get a haircut in 2 hours. [bleep] yeah, short hair.

You looking for trouble, punk? Your mod powers don't work here! We are the law here! I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO ANNOUNCE I LOVE OBFUSCATOR SO MUCH

I dont give a dam about you're rules.

Very well...

Yeah, nah, I'm going to sleep. I'm just gonna breakfast the dinner. Night, everyone.

That would have trolled me... 10 minutes ago. Actually, make it 20.

I hope they can do brain transplants into other bodies by the time I'm like 60.

Gah... headache. And I have to wake up at 5 tomorrow. Not sure if I should wait for my parents to come back with dinner. At any rate, I have 3 hours of maths tomorrow, and then that's it. No uni on Monday, either.

lmao look who's mad as [bleep] You?

HHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

>Not trusting the upstanding citizens of /fg/