SeanyTheSailor

But just imagine tyler, with gorgeous flowing blonde hair, succulent, firm breasts, a tanned, toned, thin body. Now tell me Tyler as a girl doesn't drive you wild.

Imagining Tyler in a female form causes blood to rush into my penis.

Oh my god Stork that was totally inappropriate! And Tyler, you're so nice acting like you are on our meager level.

I have strongly considered it.

I bet Tylers knowledge of French brings ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the girls to the yard!

ITS A PAHTAY UP IN HNYEAH!

UNCE UNCE UNCE! TYLER HAS SUCH GREAT SOUND TASTE!

That marth is such a little cutie pie. JUST LIKE TYLER!

Dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that's so cute Tyler!

But more importantly, we have Tyler!

But everyone wishes you were nearer, so we could better take in your glory. But thankfully, in the grand scheme of things, you're not that far away at all.

Halo is to Tyler as the Moon is to the Sun. While shining brightly, it is merely a reflection of the true source of light/ awesome.

Noooo! Don't go Tyler! We can all watch anime together and make cute little manga edits!

Tyler? Insane? Impossible! He's such a capital fellow!

Aw shucks, don't get down on yourself Tyler! You're #1!

Tyler is a pretty cool dude!

It's ok if you do Tyler, you're probably right. You're such a swell guy I can't see how you'd be wrong.

I call that COD: WAW. It was never supposed to be CoD 5, people on the internet just called it that even though the makers said, yeah it's not CoD 5.

Not really Halo: The Covenants are on a mission to destroy humanity as a race. It is your job to stop them by any means necessary, by striking key objectives you put a dent in their war effort. There's smaller intricacies I could go into but for the sake of tl;dr I won't get into them. Call of Duty 4: Baddies are getting nuclear bombs and stoof, find out who is behind it and stop them. Baddies blow up a nuclear bomb killing ur bros. Find baddie and kill him. Try not to get killed by baddies as you escape. Call of Duty 5: A baddie is mad that you killed the other baddie so he frames US people for the massacre of a bunch of Russkies. Russkies invade. Fight back the russkies, find the baddie and kill him, get the truth out. Homefront: Baddies invade America. Grrr I'm mad. Get some oil tankers to the US Army. Take the Golden Gate Bridge. End Game.

Things I Liked: Visually the environment seemed detailed At certain points the sun actually made it hard to see and shoot, like real life Simple controls, almost identical to Call of Duty Things I Disliked: The NPC's are all but useless, but you're expected to follow rather than lead them A lot of "(Character's Name)! USE THIS TO DO THIS!" much like, "RAMIREZ FIGHT OFF THE ENTIRE ENEMY PLATOON WHILE I MAKE ICE CREAM!" Too many explosions, it stops being interesting I didn't detect any real difference in the guns apart from look and name All of the enemies had a grand total of 2 or 3 models There's no clear "bigger picture" just, "FIGHT THE BAD GUYS...YEAH!"

>Dropping bombs all over the Golden Gate Bridge >Undamaged

no u

ok

My sex life.

killing enemies in a Hooters. Lul. girl [bleep]ing about the injustice of war. GTFO