SeanyTheSailor

It's a bit silly to say your life isn't always threatened.

I'm pointing out the absurdity of how we always have this feeling of safety and "it will never happen to me".

Every day huge hunks of metal hurtle over your head at hundreds of miles per hour. Every day you likely get into a hunk of metal and rush past other hunks of metal at high speeds. You are likely sitting under several thousand pounds of building material, and possibly above a 10-20 foot drop. You live in a world with thousands of weapons that could wipe several miles of the Earth off the face of the map in a matter of seconds, leaving them uninhabitable for decades. You live on a planet approximately 93 million miles from a massive nuclear fusion reactor. I don't see how anything could go wrong.

You life is always threatened.

Clearly you don't read what wits posts.

Yes.

Whats the difference between pizzas and Jews? [hide]Pizzas are a delicious meal, but Jews are productive members of society. [/hide]

The Muslim turns to the Jew and says, "I can't drink alcohol due to my religion." the Jew replies:" Well that stinks, lets go to a restaraunt." the muslim replies,"It's a shame all people in our religions can't get along as well as we do." The jew and muslim leave and the black guy sits down at the bar. The black guy was a random patron who just happened to walk in with them.

Well i guess I'll just combo.

Porn found at Osama bin Laden's pad.

Look guys it's little pie.

I dunno, but it's pretty true.

i don't know if i even still have xbox live, I haven't played in so long.

I blame his parents.

ok J Biebs.

inflatable rubber bladder festivity!

Interior crocodile alligator!

psychobro*

Also halobro.

Clearly a hipster.

I know, I was just mocking tyler.

Rootin tootin Jamaican chocolate raspberry is a sexual act which involves killing two people. you're ok with that halo?