SeanyTheSailor

Well ima go practice lacrosse. Sorry that I can't stay here to dooeet.

idk, but you do realize that we are already the larget thread on tif?

Oh yeah we need to be gettin page 3000 tonight.

'Sup. Also you don't HAVE a winning personality. You don't even need sarcasm to bring that up. :) The wording of that was weird. Did people not get the joke that I know I don't have a winning personality....

Ill have to rely on my winning personality.

Because I totally always carry around a chloroform rag with me.

Problem 1: Jeans Problem 2: Middle of school hallway Problem 3: Shes gonna scream Edit: Thinking back its kinda lucky I didn't get a boner as it would have been blatant in my gym shorts. But then again maybe she woulda been like "oh, lets take care of that." but i think the latter is 99% fantasy.

Today was a unique day. The girl I ran with yesterday was hanging up signs today, so I helped her. At one point she bent over and I took note she was wearing a thong. This must have been to my subconscious's liking because for the rest of the time I kept imagining situations in which we ended up having sex. Of course despite my silent hopes, it did not come to fruition.

Also. And with that, bed.

Wait there was a wimmin in here and tyler scared her off?!?!? he would....

I liked Othello, it was kind of the ultimate tragedy.

Pro tip: Never read Shakespeare, you'll hate it every time. Watch it and it's actually pretty good it was made to be performed, not read.

Fast Forward: Henry V's widow marries Owen Tudor, they have Edward Tudor who marries this one chick from another family and they have Henry VII(Henry VI was a wimp who she had with Henry V) This pretty much solves the War of the Roses.

Isn't Richard III Richard the Lionheart? I think. Richard of Gloucester, I think you maybe referring to an earlier Richard. Oh wait yeah your right. You're in the War of the Roses Period. Euro History and Lit ftw. As I recall Richard is imprisoned and ultimately killed along with his brother and his uncle becomes king. Edit: Bad wording and incomplete thoughts there, think i fixedit now.

Isn't Richard III Richard the Lionheart?

Ohai halo.

Glorious Exposition Comrade.

Rape is always the answer. Btw the girl I told you about who asked me for bf advice, she did break up with her bf and is apparently now pretty set on the military, not sure want branch yet though. Still focused on Operation Russia though. Today was a good day for me female wise, talked a tad with the Russian, ran with a girl in my gym class (mainly because we were in the front, but we conversed nonetheless), a girl who previously hated me seems to have had a change of heart, during study hall I played several games with 3 other girls. Twas a good day for the bear.

Accidental double post.

I see pepsi so I'll finally go to bed with this. with regards to pepsigirl [hide][/hide]

Well I'm going to bed. I think we should get 3000 on friday yes? unless for some reason we're like one page away tomorrow. Clarification: Friday for us 'Merican fellers, i think it'll be Saturday for you Aussies by that time.

Yeah but when we get to a little bit below this we tend to sprint the last few pages, i think the mods want to be ready...

night halo, since he's probably my favorite person on right now i figure I'll go get a shower and go to bed. pip pip cheerio. I also think the mods have probably set up shifts so they can call for re-enforcements when we approach page 3000... I also have other theories as to their intentions but in case they haven't thought of it I won't relate.