August 2, 200718 yr Noobs. The main source of evil in Runescape. They come as macroers and little children. Today is the day that we begin to delve into that which is unknown. Today we enter, a noobs mind. August seventeenth 2006. A noob names cryfet5 took his first look at lumbridge. Thinking he could get some free stuff since he was a noob he began yelling "Please give free stuff to a poor noob." Nobody answered. Let us delve into his mind. I need some free stuff. I am just a beginner! Come oon! You Damn level 126 noobs! If your so rich why don't you give me free money. All I have i 25 gold pieces. I need more! Was that not scary? Would you like to hear the ending? Someone told him that you could get free stuff from the tutors. That noob was highly embarassed. Have you ever wondered what noobs in the past thought? The original nomads? Well, thanks to our huge memory base we can see the beginning of Runescape and what happened. December first 2001. The game just started and a nomad saw a stray cow walking around in a pasture. The noob looked down and saw its utters. Boy was this nomad thirsty. He remembered being a baby... Enough said. Let us not delve into his mind for it is full of thoughts that would make the strongest of heart puke. Let us instead delve into the mind of this macroer:Asdtryuids45865. While chopping yews we asked what it was like to be a computer. The macroer did not respond. Thinking it had a virus we walked off. The next day we went into its mind: 0010101010101110101101101101010100101010100101110101001010101 0101010101010110110100110010011011101010101010011001100101100 010101000010111110010101012... Once the two showed up, this is what the macroer thought: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Amazing. The two meant that the computer must have gotten a virus and could not compute. That will be enough of this for today. Tomorrow: Castle wars, it may be fun but what is up with the annoying high levels. True accounts of Ratchet573's that will tell you about the idiots who play castle wars. Till tomorrow people.
August 3, 200718 yr Tomorrow: Castle wars, it may be fun but what is up with the annoying high levels. True accounts of Ratchet573's that will tell you about the idiots who play castle wars. Thats mean!!! :evil: :shame: [hide=May contain a funny spoiler]Im smart! O:) Call the other idiots who play Castle Wars idiots :thumbsup: [/hide] HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more!
August 3, 200718 yr I Like the General idea of creativity that you have put into the story but, it lacks in a few things. Review: 6/10
August 3, 200718 yr Yeah got to agree...Randomly attacking Noobs is one thing...but this is directly aimed at them...Sure they can be annoying, but they are like phone salesmen...they are not proud of it, but it just makes the world go round....Imagine all the people who would have nothing better to do if phone salesmen didn't exist. A whole side of Comedy would be knocked out... Its the same with Noobs. They fill a vital niech in that they give us something to aspire to not be. Like phone salesmen. How many people honestly want to grow up to be a noob or a phone sales man...Its not like traffic wardens....you don't get to be spiteful. You just call up people when they least expect it and try to sell them something, and in essance try to take your money...Noobs do basically the same thing... And look at RS economy...(yes its against the rules to talk about it...but it has a good reason) all the macroers make sure that you pay the lowest price possible for most things. They make the player prices cheaper than the shop prices. Everything has a purpose, and if you start attacking something too deeply then people don't see it as funny, they see it as going too far. Well I do anyway... http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts.
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