January 15, 200917 yr EDIT: Yeah Uhm... Fail Blog... I need more pictures and lolspeex... DON't LOOK AT IT! /remind self to update withs nazzy hotos and templates on the 17th... Stop lookin at mah blog while its not awesome! Huzzah for the glorious Tip.It forums, providing me means to type this! Tip.It RS is not liable for anything that the poster posts, even if its darn 'tootin awesome. For purposes making you read my blog... My Character name will be listed somewhere inside... Or if you can't wait you can look in the place that starts with a Pro and ends with a File... But right, after a long, hard, vigil of staying away from Runescape with a Stake and Cross I finally decided to give it another shot... Or jab to the heart, analyzing the situation... So I log in located in the ever-infamous Lumbridge Castle Courtyard - Wearing a very snazzy Prince's Outfit, after giving a take of my surroundings I run over to the Gate to Al'Kharid and meet their Custom's Agents, as I approach the gate and Captain Obvious tells me "This is the gate of Al'Kharid" You'd think that after seeing Billy Bob Thorton some eighty times a day he would recognize you, expecially after saving his Prince and constantly being named on the large billboard in-front of the Duel Arena... /endrant So I arrive at a familar 3 foot tall man dressed in Green, brings me up to a map of Glienor with all these funny names and I click on this Big Tree... Only one problem "You must be on a member's world to use this feature" "Didn't I click Play?" "You screwed up." "No-one asked you!" So after logging out and after a bit of navigating, Member's World! First Order of Buisness: Tree Gnome Village Bank - Navigate through the Key Land, through Herblore Gardens, took a wrong turn at Crafting Topia but finally arrived at the space of my bank filled with Weapons, Armor, and all that lot... So now that I am properly armed - And my eye-catching Proslyte Armor is nice and shiny I head over to the other side of the Grand Tree and find an old friend of mine and almost ask him to take me to Ape Atoll... /Walk back to Bank and get Greegee /Stomp Back to the Bar and enjoy the 4 second flight. So I enjoy a nice Romantic Boat Ride to a near-deserted island in the middle of who know's where and arrive in a Jungle filled with over 16 types of Poisonious animals... Maybe I should set up a tourist hotspot here... /end looting urges So after passing through the gigantic bamboo gate I arrive at an old long-time favorite spot of mine. The Monkey Temple! So I begin my regular routine of just walking up to the altar and hackin and slashin the Big Apes with Protect from Melee on and begin to search around the web to see if any better spots have been found... Oh, Hey, Sweet! The Zombie's underneath me are supposed to be very-easy to kill with ton's of Health! /finish off Big Harry Gorilla(din) blocking my path to the ladder... So Finally I arrive down the ladder to Zombie Monkey Central when my brain pages me... "Hey Sano Harada!" "Brain?" "What do you pay 5$ a month to play?" "Runescape..." "And what are you playing now?" After looking at the zombified horrors walking around the room It finally dawned on me "Resident Evil?" Sadly the lack of Fire-Arms prevented me from shooting the walking Banana-Munchers from the Grave in the head but immortality is nice for Strength XP... So after killing my first one he drops... Bones! Green-tinted Monkey Bones to be precise, seeing as I may as well get some extra things while I'm here I pick up the bones... "Sano" "Brain?" "Why did you just pick-up a pair of rotting, decaying bones from a Zombified Primate who has been dead since Disco?" "For the XP, why else?" "They smell funny..." Taking a whiff of the bones I decided to listen to my Brain and bury the darn thing before I roast all my old factory cells... "I know they are only for Slayer but... Next time wear a Laundrey Pin" So I sat there for the better half of an hour filming Resident Evil 4, featuring the brave-adventurer Sano Harada as he battles hoardes of Zombified Monkey's to accomplish the miracle goal of leveling up his strength... Until, Dan't Na Na Na! Fireworks started popping from my ear's and I reached Strength Level 70! So I switch to my friend's tab and its filled entirely with reddened names except for one... My old clan leader Xzaverax! Whom had been shooting for 99 Strength and the power to... *Announcer Voice* To One Hit Anything! And just as I begin to type in the first 4 letters of 'Allo! and my index nears the enter key, he logs off! :wall: And Oh Noes is right! Instead of having a congradulations from an old time friend of mine... I have to settle for bragging on BlogScape... Works for me! So feeling down on my luck after having nobody to brag to, I decide to climb the ladder once more... When my pager goes off! "Brain?" "You'd think that hauling All this stuff up the ladder atleast 29 times to recharge your prayer would give you extra strength experience..." "Foshizzle..." Why can't that ever happen? It takes big strong muscles to haul nearly 182 pounds worth of Mythical Metal, Bones, Magical Stones and A Book preaching about Slaughter, Annihilation, and the Will of Zamorak up a 20 foot ladder! And dexterity to make sure that 182 pounds doesn't colapse that ladder down on you! But despite the let-downs of bragging and the ladder not giving me my experience points, I proceeded to the shortcut out of all this Monkey Buisness and booked the next flight to the Grand-Tree where I could enjoy a Gnomish Cocktail... Shaken, Not stirred. Sadly despite wearing a Ribbon of a Gnomish Special Forces unit, the Bar did NOT have an Armed Forces discount... So being one bicep and tircep size larger, and intoxicated from the blend of Gnomish Fruit and Alchohol infront of me - I clicked the doorway near the minimap and dissappeared... Not before my Brain also nagged me about doing that before I payed the bill at the Cocktail Lounge... Sadly even if you ignore your brain to be a Penny-Pincher, Morale Ethics starts up its protest, even if you don't have ethics... Any Feedback can go to my Private Message box....PSH! Yeah Right! Post your love for me here! and I'll be updating this with another post sometime on the 16th or 17th of January... Adieu.
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