The DEevolution and Evolution of Earth

[Harakiri]

---Prologue: Just Who Are We?---

 

War. Many say it never changes, and that is both true and false. Throughout the thousands of years of human history, war has changed from fighting with rocks and sticks to shooting projectiles at each other. From hand to hand to standing across the street from each other and fighting. It has gone from a battle of sheer strength to a battle of wits. Any one country can declare war.

 

While death and destruction may stay the same throughout history, war still changes as new methods of death are created. Over the course of one thousand years, for instance, humans have evolved from using projectiles shooting at high speeds, to shooting red beams known as lasers.

 

And then another thousand years went by and humans were once again fighting with rocks and sticks.

 

The year 3874 was one that most people who survived would remember as the "Dawn of Forgotten Technology". It was called this because of one reason, and one reason only. Because in the course of half a year all machines began to shut down, and only old computers were able to work. Lasers would not shoot, only projectiles.

 

This continued until we devolved and went back to where we started.

 

And in the course of this, every human to ever live awakened and found themselves standing on the barren Earth, all naked.

 

The greatest minds in history, the greatest murderers to ever live. The most notorious people of the human history were all standing together in a daze, naked.

 

None would suspect that the supreme alien race known as the Xar were the ones responsible. And why should they? Who would have guessed? Even with all the technology of the past years no one had ever contacted aliens, and thus gave up all hope of ever meeting them. Some people speculated aliens were the creators of the planet, and those people would soon find themselves standing next to naked L Ron Hubbard as they waved their fists at everyone else and yelled their great praise to the lords. They would shove into everyones face the fact that scientology, though sometimes riddled with mistakes, was still the real religion. This would spark a religious war within the societies of New Earth.

 

No one person of the billions who now lived on the seemingly enlarged Earth would have guessed that within the course of five years, they would be in wars, fight against a god, destroy themselves, advance in technology so much, not even a god could stop them.

 

This book is the historical account of this event, written into a more enjoyable story book format. May this forever hold a place in the shelves of holo-braries, for this is the history of one of the biggest steps back for humans, and greatest leaps forward.