Guest demonknight123 Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 A Day in Rs- starring The Dev This is a story that is funny, it helps you do underground pass, by myself and Shutupl3itch. Good afternoon everybody, my name is The Dev. The morning of April 8th 2003, I got on Runescape at 8:00. It was really cool because once i logged in, i checked my buddy list. You'd never guess who was on!.. The Vitch was on, as well as Keeg, The Fri, Frio, Dadoy, Squat, Bully, and Kick The Vink. I asked The Vitch to come to the greaters with me in the wild. The Vitch: Yo, i don't waana go to greaters, i wanna go to Underground pass quest. The Dev: OK help me with the questt, i'll get some friends to come with me. The Vitch: Ok furry, ill go get the things needed to do the quest, and he bent over ok! peace out devscout. The Dev: Vitch ! What are you talking about??? Later that day at about 11:00 A.m, Vitch had everything ready.. I was so scared of doing this quest, that i went upstairs and took a number 1 in my closet. But that's besides the point the greatest day was ahead of me. And i was just going to have to find out what was in store for me. I went to stripes bank in Ardougne, Vitch had all his friends with him, Keeg, Dadoy, Frio, and The Fri. I told them all "brb i have to do my homework, and dont start this quest without me!" I almost completed all of my homework, and my friends dad walked in the house with a salsa bottle and said "Want Some" I looked at him strangely and said yes. Ok back to Runescape! We had just spoken to King Lathas when all of a sudden (scary music kicks in-DUH DUH-) Kick The Vink came out of the closet, that was located in the castle, and he said, "Oh Henery", meanwhile Vitch walked us towards West Ardougne. Keeg went to one of the zombies inside of West Ardougne. Vitch: No Keeg, dont go by that level 24 zombie!! Keeg: Why man? its cooh its cooh.. Keeg: yo zombie, im black as light. Keeg kept talking trash to the zombie. Eventually the zombie got ticked and attacked Keeg. Keeg: Want BEEF zombie?? Zombie: mmm BRRRFY Keeg said please zombie, Stop! But that wasn't enough to hold off the zombie....Keeg had died in the first 8 rounds of combat.. It was sad.. We cryed for a few good minutes. Then Vitch said "Comon Troops!" The only reason why Keeg died was because he was level 16 with 14 hitpoints, and he didn't run because he was too busy typing trash about the zombie.. We all talked to Koftik, he was a swell man with a great personality. We complimented him on his extroadinary hair and continued down the hole. When we got inside the cave, I looked towards my left then i looked towards my right, we didn't know which way to go.. There was no turning back now, We had to do what we had to do. I looked at Vitch and said, "Do you know the way?" Vitch: No Dev: What are we going to do then? Vitch: Theres only 1 thing to do... Vitch takes out a sheet of paper from his inventory and started dancing. He sang his rap version of Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake and wondered off without us. We (as in me, fri, the frio, and dadoy) were all tired but we managed to follow Vitch. We got passed those tough rocks, but the only problem was that Dadoy slipped trying to climb up one of those ladders and fell on a sharp rock, he hurt his lower region. Dadoy: Vitch, i know you can do it, you're 15 years old, and im, ermmm, well, 32 years older and i can't continue. Go on without me Vitch and so forth live my soul..Gulp...-whispers- always remember that time where i pulled down your pants and you called me a loser. [Dies] Vitch: Nooo!!!!!! Dadoy can you hear me?? Dev: Uh he's dead.. We had to finish this repeated Vitch over and over. We met up with Koftik, down by the fire.. Koftik: Take this cloth Vitch: ok we need 4, these are my friends. Koftik: You can't have any! cause im not really Koftik [whips off the Koftik uniform] Im a Chicken!! Vitch: What i cant see you. Let me use this. Vitch takes out a flashlight and sticks it in his face. You're not a chicken! Vitch: You're! [intense music kicks in, Duh Duh]Dadoy! or Joe Hanson. Dev: Errrrmmm, Joe Hanson? Person: No im not!..Im the BULLY, whos Joe Hanson? Vitch: Youre Joe Hanson i know it! Bully: No im not! Vitch: Oh are you the bully from tutorial island who calls the people in there noobs? Bully: No that's Joe Hanson. Im from Port Sarim, mwahaha. Dev walks up to the bully and flihcks his ear then pokes his belly, and says, "I've had my way" The bully cries for the first 5 minutes looks at Vitch's feet and falls to the floor. Bully: ARRg, Gulp. [Dies] They take his underwear and socks off and they use it in replace of the cloth. They mix the underwear with the arrows that they had. Then they lit it on the fire. All of a sudden Koftik Comes from across the old bridge. Vitch: Where were you Koftik? Koftik: Oh i was just talking with some guy named Joe Hanson. He called me a noob, and poked me savagely with a stick! I didn't know what to do, so i just walked away. The Frio: Who's Joe Hanson. Vitch: I don't really like you The Frio, Im going to push you for fun! Vitch pushes The Frio, and The Frio falls into the river. The Frio: Why!!! I want naranja juice! [sinks and dies. Vitch: this is a hard quest, everyone keeps dying, Oh well. Everyone walks away and continues up the rocks... We see some guy walking on the other side of the bridge. He says his name is jeremy. Hes from a little town called Beefjerky located somewhere in Austrailia. WE had to shoot our lit arrows at the bridge. The dev lines up accurately at the old bridge, he shoots..it's going through the air...........................It misses the bridge by 60 feet and hits Jeremy training at the spiders. Jeremy: Oooofff, ughh.. [Dies] Dev: W00t i actually hit something. Vitch: you hit some guy named jeremy. Nice going..[sigh] Vitch then shoots his lit arrow at the bridge and yet again hits jeremy. They decided on swimming across. They see Albert and Noel looking for a way to cross the swamp. Vitch: Want to join us in this amazingly hard quest. Everyone dies! Noel: Ok, we dont have pick axes, do you have? Vitch: No @#$% we forgot, sorry we're heading back. Dev: Hey wait Vitch we can use Jeremy to cross the swamp. Vitch: good idea, what you think Fri? Fri: [silence] They pick up Jeremys body and quickly throw him on the swamp. They run quickly across him. Although Albert falls off because Jeremys "bottom was round, not flat" They didn't care so much about Albert as they ran to more rocks! I said brb to the Vitch and Fri..Then i went up to the frigerater, since we had chinese before i was looking for my eggroll that i had saved.. It was nowhere in sight..Then my friends dad walks in my house with a salsa bottle and asks "Want Some?" I looked at him and said yes!... They were looking at the stagalites with great passion. They were wondering how to get passed those sharp rocks! The Dev stared at the wall and said to Vitch, "pass me the rope." Vitch gives him the rope. Dev takes the rope, then puts it on the ground. Dev: I know what to do. Dev takes his pocket knife and cuts it in 5 pieces. He stands up from his hard work and says.. Dev: im done the vitch [starts doing the macaraina dance] Vitch: No No Dev what'd you do! Dev: umm... Let me see, i cut the rope into 5 pieces and did the macaraina. Vitch: Ugh, we couldve used the 1 big rope to tie to a stagalite! What are we going to do with 5 smaller pieces of a rope! Dev: We can put it on the back of our head and pretend it's a pony tail.. Noel: I know how to climb on the sides of walls [winks at dev] i'll be seeing you later hun..i mean scratch that. grab my foot everyone! They grab onto Noel, not hs feet, and he climbs across the walls by holding 1 hand on the stagalite and the other on the wall. Noel: Ok we did it! Were on the other side.. Dev: Wow, you're special.. Noel: I know, Its amazing Vitch: Want me to kill him? Dev: Have fun Vitch whips out his dragon battle axe and he throws it at Noel, it slices through A giant bat and goes right through Noels arm Vitch: Man, now my Battle's bloody.. Noel: Hey look its my arm! i never seen it from this view.. Vitch: Hey look its the grill!! lets go So everyone followed Vitch to the grill. If you step on the grill you die. Vitch steps on the first grill, its a little bumpy said Vitch. The Dev followed him up by stepping on it. The Dev taps Vitch on the back to ask him something, but Vitch stumbles and.....falls to the floor...[sad music] Dev: Vitch! my good friend! are u OK? Noel: Haha, thats what you get for chopping my arm off. ---10 minutes later in the same spot--- Dev: Vitch here sniff this! [takes cheese out of pocket and puts by vitches nose] Vitch: ahhh what happened. Dev: You fell, luckily i had some cheese on me to wake you up. Vitch: You know how you see flashbacks before you die? Well i saw jeremy..[points finger at nothing] uhh..yea Dev:[blank stare] .... Vitch: yea...I saw Jeremy.. Dev: Ok, back to getting across these grills. They go diagonals the rest of the way, and made it safely across. Noel: Vitch die, i have no arm because of you. They all pull the lever at the same time and the gate opens. Everyone crawls underneathe the gate. The gate starts closing and cuts off Noels leg on his way in.. Noel: aww poo its always the fat kid and then they continued through the rough long hard rocks....... Vitch told us to search the rocks for traps before we went and stepped over them. We saw a lot of zombies, it reminded us of Keeg too much so stepped over the next rocks. There was something moving by an orb that we needed. It was on the other side of the [bleep]y passage. I saw the shadow keep moving. I asked Dev: Vitch is that you?? Vitch: Im right over here you idiot.. I heard Vitch so i turned around , it was too dark I only saw half of the Vitch! Dev: Vitch whered your head and arms go?? Vitch pulled his head out of the well and said "yo". We picked up a plank and told Noel to sit near the alter. We held the plank by 1 person being on 1 side and me on the other. Noel rested his head up against the alter. We charged at him with the sharpest part of the plank towards his neck. Noel: WHY!!?? We took the plank and walked across the [bleep]y passage with it. Vitch: Is that you?..Fri?? or Joe Hanson I picked up the orb..There was a big piece of an apple on the floor. We looked at the apple wierdly, and it jumped at us and said im Joe Hanson and ran away. The apples costume fell off because the [bleep]es ripped it off. He was running his tight boxers that had NOEL all over them. Mystery guy: Ummm it was him! [runs away] so we crossed back over the plank again and we tryed to find the next orb. they continue to the next orb.. the vitch: ok the dev are you ready to get the next orb!!!{plays the song "he's a maniac" and runs side ways through the path doing jumping jacks and the macaraina) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest demonknight123 Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 the dev: hes losing it(the dev joins) they reach the ogres and see the fri lihcking the ogres ear and screaming the american national anthem, why is he doing this we are still confused.... vitch: hey....they're blue....i dont like blue....i think i might have to kill them the vitch attacks one and gets 4 hit....... dev: nooo the victh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo he walks over to his body and notices a zipper......a guy jumps out and says im joe hanson!!!!!! and runs away yet again the dev: uhhhhhhhhhh who the heck is joe hanson damit and where is vitch any way the dev turns his head and sees the vitch eating cheese the same chesse that woke him up the vitch: ooo mmmmm murphy dev:ok get up and help me with this orb vitch: aww comon guy dev: bah!!! comon vitch: aww ok he takes his dragon battle and throws it and it hits...jeramey?nooo some dude named bob saget then slices right through him and hits the ogre the dev runs for the orb when he is suddenly stoped by some guy (scary music DA Da da} He got stopped by The Queen Of Spammers aka TQos, Shutupl3itch!! He was as white as milk and had small blue eyes. He had a goatee with HUGE side burns. He had the fro going on. Shutupl3itch: I saw you dancing Vitch you got some skill. Wanna see me dance? Dev: By these ogres? Vitch: Dev break a beat. [Dev starts beat boxing] Shutupl3itch: [starting rapphing in indian, and break dances, does a split and puts up 2 fingers] Vote for me Belgium. I didn't notice the Korean shirt that he was wearing but now i noticed it.! Anyway he finally left after calling us noobs and giving us information from Joe Hanson. We stepped through all the rocks, then we saw shutup again.. He was trying to show off his agility skills by making clear of all the rocks. He gets taken back by every rock and gets hit by 20s and eventually dies. WE grabbed the orb and picked up his rune large. Now we had to get the 4th and final orb. Off we go! The next one was down a big hole. They all had 20 hp left.. Vitch: Im not risking these 2 rune larges..plus food, no way Joe Hanson you're doing it! i mean, heh, Dev you're doing it.. Dev: Nuh uh Vitch Im too scared to go by myself your going to have to get Fri to do it.. Vitch: Wheres Fri? [looks to the right] Hey Come on now! Fri: Hi Ogre [wink wink] want me to li..- Vitch: get over here.. Dev: Jump the fri or i will push you.. Fri:push me it sounds better than me jumping. The dev pushed the fri down the hole. There was a big KABOOM. We looked down there, Vitch took out his handy dandy notebook with his handy dandy flashlight in there and shined it to the bottom. We saw Fri laying on the floor with his back towards us. He didn't get up, so we threw cheese down there. He sniffed it and woke up. When he got off the floor we saw a big indent in the floor. He grabbed the orb and climbed back up. We finally had all the orbs. Fri: Thanks for throwing the cheese down when i needed it bud. Dev: No prob.. Vitch: There will be no more cheese! Gimme that! [Vitch eats cheese in one bite] After that we here someone say bye @#$%ers!and he jumped down the well, apparently he was too fat and he got stuck, we dumped all of our orbs into the furnace...But now we had a bigger problem! Vitch: Alrght, we definetly need to push him down there, or get him up here. Dev: We have to push him down.I..Know..Whattt..To Do!! [whips his pcp pipe out and a boombox] Vitch: What are you going to do with a pipe and a boombox Dev? Dev: Oh just wait and see... Vitch: Errr, ok. The Dev hit PLAY on the boombox, the song that came on was I Am an American idiot, made by the Keeg when he tried out for American Idol. He takes the pipe, pulls it over his head. He points the end of the pipe towards the ground, and starts ramming the pipe into the ground. Dev: Haha, look i made a crack in the floor! Vitch: Give m.... [Dev interupts] Dev: hold on this is the best part. {he raps fast] yo i know that i am an american, but you dont know that im an idiot...etc... Vitch and Dev managed to pull out the guy from the well. Was it Jeremy, no. Was it Albert no, it was bob Sagets brother dressed up as a woman. We looked at him. Vitch: What do are you doing with that jello and why are you over here? Bob Sags bro: I dont know what im doing and i dont have jello. [points his finger behind Vitch] Hey look its...my mom.! Vitch: Oh cool, it's Bob Sagets mom, i always wanted to meet that B%$#&! [turns and looks] Bob sags bro.: [runs away while Vitch and Devs heads are turned] Haha idiots that's not my mom!! She lives in Jamaica!! [instantly hits his head on a sign saying no running in the underground pass] [falls to floor] The vitch and I went over and we. We jump down the well, and end up at Koftik. He had his hair down, he asked us if we had any food left. Vitch: no we dont have any food left, can we have? Koftik: Hey takethis, it's a trout it heals 7..Look in the treasure chest. The vitch looked into the treasure chest, he found white make up, a dress, a black wig and a fake pointy nose. Koftik: Try it on.. It'll make you look more like Mike. Vitch: Mike, who's mike? Is that a nickname for Joe Hanson? Kotik: Joe Hanson..? What the ----..No M.J. the great--[intrupted ] Vitch: Michael Jordan? Koftik: No, Michael Jackson you idiot! Well i better be off now... [Koftik runs away and falls over a vermon rat] Its alright guys im fine. [lets gas out] aahhh now im better. We found the rope in a corner. We had a lot of questions on our minds..1. Who is Joe Hanson 2. Where do we go next 3. Is Fri with the ogres again. 4. Does Vitch still like cheese 5. and is noel straight... I guess we'll find all that out later.. Vitch: Follow me Dev. We saw a whole bunch of slaves down there. There was this guy down there.. He asked us we had anymore arrows. Vitch: No but where do i go for the next part. The Guy: You go...follow me... The guy took the vitch by his leg and threw him into a cage, he ran away and dug into the hole I wondered where he went.. Vitch: Help me out Dev!! He was trapped inside one of those cages, now i had to help him... Dev: Vitch jump over you to do it. I cant finish without you. Vitch: Take this..It looks like i'll never get out of here [cries] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest demonknight123 Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 Dev: No, i cant... This is all too sudden.. He had given me his sheet of paper with Justin Timberlakes lyrics of Cry me A River. Vitch: Beat Box for me 1 last time...Let me see if i can do this without the paper.. [Dev beat boxs] [Vitch raps the song] Vitch went to sleep on the bed that was in his cage.. Dev: Look under your bed i see something! Vitch picks up the bed and sees a bull-dozer..What it was doing there, nobody knows.. Vitch got in the bull dozer and smashed the gate open. Vitch: Aha I did it! Gimme that back!! [takes back lyrics] Dev: Lets go in that hole. We are in this place with very bad camera angles.. Vitch swung the rope across to the other side, we found a familiar figure in our way by the agility part of this..Vitch took the thieving way because he didn't want to waste hi s food..I had to take the agility way, one thing...I had 3 agility.. The familiar person was..... .......Shutupl3itch, he was doing the same as me except he had 11 agility.. -------Literally...6 hours later------- We finally got across and i saw Vitch talking with someone!!...It was...Joe Hanson? Albert? Fred? Michael Jordan? Koftik? Noel? The terrets syndrom split personality guy? I dont know but i'll sure find out.. Well, The Vitch wasn't talking to anyone above, He was talking to Squat, alevel 108who had just 3 hit a giant bat. He said that Squat was going to help us. Vitch: Where we go now? Squat? Squat: Figure it out.. Only one place to go now..[teleports out] Dev: Wow ok.. Lets climb up here.. Vitch: Ok there's a unicorn over here, what shall we do to him..? Dev: Hold on let me check the walkthrough. I minimized RS then i went to the site of the walkthrough, instead a P0#$ pop-up comes up..I X out of it, and another one comes up..I was starting to get ticked at these..So i got up from my seat went to the fridge, and a Bottle milk out. On the milk bottle is said "Joe Hanson was here" This was getting wierder now so i got a cookie and stuck it in the milk. I threw out the glass cup in the garbage can, so i had to take all the garbage out in look for it.WELL ANYWAY, back to RS. I get back to my computer and I went on RS, i went to click on existing user, but when i did "Joe Hanson" was already typed in, so i deleted the name and put in Dev. Ok.. I tolld Vitch we had to Smash the unicorn but when i saw Vitch in the real screen, there was a guy talking to him..It was Bob Sagets brother dressed as a woman.. He was inside the cage with unicorn saying "How do i get out?" Bob Sags Bro: My mom lives in Jamaica ploiz the Vitch.. Vitch: Ok we have to smash this cage to get the unicorn horn..Climb that ladder the Dev and here take this to push the boulder... The Vitch gives me a sausage and a stick with a shish kebab on it. I went up and i saw the boulder. Dev: Almighty Power let me get this boulder off the ledge!!!!! [Thros the sausage as hard as he can at the bould] Oooof, i mean....Oooof The Vitch. I took the shish kebab off the stick and i ate it.. Dev: Mmmm Brrrrfy... I hear Vitch say comon to me, so i take the stick and break it across my knee. Dev: [knelt on floor, ripped the stick to pieces...picked head up, with mouth wide open now] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am going to evolve the Vitch!! into AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Vic [intense music-doo doo doo doo doooooo-] My name is now Vic i pmed to the Vitch. Vitch: So? [taps the boulder it falls] [hear someoe yelp in backround] So how does it feel to be 75 combat, three-fourth of 100? Vic: Its amazing!!! I feel like i can take a chicken, and eat it! AHHHHHHHHHH!!! Vitch: What skill you level? Vic: Strength.. Vitch: How? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest demonknight123 Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 Vic: I broke a stick. Vitch: Ok, at least it was better than that time when you leveled range because you flung a rubber-band, Don't you remember? Vic: No Vitch: Ok, let's go downstairs and check the cage for the unicorn horn. We checked the cage and we found a unicorn horn...and uh..bra? Ok. We were up to getting up this ladder again, when we get up we see...... We saw Koftik..He was wearing his hair up, and he was bending over to tie his shoe.. Koftik: Hahahaha here take this [gives cloth] Vic: umm ok...What do we do now vitch... Vitch: We gotta practice... Vic: Doing what... Vitch: Well...Ermmm.. I was thinking we have Koftik beat box for us, you do jumping jacks and the macaraina while singing "He's a Maniac", I'll rap Justin Timberlake's Cry Me A River while break-dancing and doing splits, and Fri will say meow in the backround. Let's do it!! Vic: uhh Ok The Vitch.. [Koftik beat boxes] [Devic starts doing the macaraina then jumping jacks] He's a Maniac..Maniac alrahight!! Vitch: Well, Cry me a River..Ohh Ohh...[break dances] Fri: Meow Vitch: Cry Me a River..[splits and puts two fingers up] Vote for me, Belgium:) Fri: Meow [some guys walk past up and say..look at those morons...Hey you know what the kid thats saying meow looks cool, lets take him!] Fri: Meow Koftik: poocachikpookachika-ahhh Vic: One more time now.. He's a maniac..maniac..and he dances like hes never danced before..Hey wheres fri..[look to our left then we look to our right] Some 2 people were holding the Fri like a baby, carrying him away.. Vic: Hey stop that! They were taking him to the zombies and undead Ones.. Fri: Meow Vic: Vitch comon [Vitch follows us] Vitch: Ohh No not the Zombies!!! Well, this was a sad part for us, because the 2 guys went into the zombies place..They threw the Fri at a Zombie and 1 guy said "Here Kill this guy, zombie his name is the fri, and he likes to say meow." Then he called the zombie a fat @#$% behind his back. Zombie: Noone talks $#!& behind my back! Guy(named Jahosafik): Oh yeah? Want beef?? Zombie Mmmm brrrfy Fri: Hey that's the same guy that killed..[suspensful music kicks in]...Keeg.. Jahosafik: im sorry for calling you it Mr zombie please dont put your hands down my pants....i mean dont kill me! Vitcb: yo Johosafik wanna join us on our quest of the undeground pass.. Johosafik:[walks away from zombie] errmmm sure Vic: what's your friends name? Jahosafik: Oh thats Ted....Ted Marcsternobbleham... Vitch: wow..long name...Anyway Lets go! We get passed the zombies and we see paladins in the next room. Vic: Der her der her the Vitch 2 paladins dont have beards and one does.. Fri: What do we to with them? Vitch: Theres only 1 thing to do...Jahosafik hit it..[Jahosafik turns on the radio and starts playing She Bangs by Ricky martin] Vitch: Oh yeah, now thats the shi*...uhh...yeah...i love this song...oh yeah... Vic: Vitch you can stop now...All we have to do with these paladins is talk to them and cheer them up because they're are having problems with their kids... Ted: Dude, what the hell you talking about.. Vic: don't know, it was a possibility though.. What r we gunna do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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