Credit to the story editor nuclear_man2 he edits the story so it's suitable for the library.

 

 

 

My first one was locked due to bad grammar and punctuation(according to what i understand) so this is a retry.

 

 

 

First of all here are the characters

 

 

 

noob1: leader and is suprisingly stupid for one

 

noob2: addicted to cereal

 

noob3: has liquid nitrogen and blows stuff up (I give credit for the liquid nitrogen thing to salamence301 who has given me permission)

 

Noob4: Thinks pinecones are his masters.

 

 

 

Credit to the story editor nuclear_man2

 

 

 

Rules:

 

All Tip.it forum rules apply

 

No spamming

 

No hijacking

 

No stealing my story

 

No flaming

 

Ask for my permission if you want to use something from the story (besides the names noob1 noob2 and noob3) if you want permission to use the liquid nitrogen you will have to ask salamence 301 in-game

 

 

 

I will accept bios in this format

 

 

 

Name:

 

Armor and weapons:

 

Race: (has to be a Runescape race)

 

Gender:

 

Level:

 

Likes:

 

Dislikes:

 

 

 

Fan list:

 

Sara_mange

 

Nuclear_man2

 

 

 

Now then my first noob story will now be posted woohoo! (Fireworks go off) :D :D :D :D :D :D

Chapter 1: Tutorial Island

 

 

 

Noob1 2 3 and 4: Where are we?

 

Runescape guide: YouÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re in Runescape you have just learned to talk t-(gets cut off)

 

Noob2: Yea, Yea I can talk see, see, see!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! By the way I want cereal!

 

noob1: Shut up.

 

Runescape guide: Just get out of here

 

Noob2: How? With cereal I hope?

 

Noob4: By summoning my pinecone masters to destroy this house sparing us noobs?

 

Noob1: Actually I think you can just open the door

 

Noob 1 2 and 3: Surprised

 

 

 

Noob1: LetÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s go to the survival guide

 

Survival Guide: Take these nets tinderboxes and hatchets and fish and cook the shrimp

 

Noob 1 2 and 3: Yes ma'am!

 

noob1: Does everything successfully (except he burned all his shrimp)

 

noob2: Cuts the lake with a tinderbox and cooks the shrimp with an axe.

 

Noob4: Picks up some pinecones and begs them to help him cook the shrimp.

 

Noob3: Uses the axe to make sparks and the sparks go into the liquid nitrogen meaning......................

 

 

 

Survival Guide: Stupid noobs............

 

 

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

 

Noob1: Ok letÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s go to the next guide!

 

Noob2: Will he give me cereal?

 

Noob1: You can dream buddy you can dream............

 

Noob4: I want to have dreams with pinecones!

 

Noob3: I want to have dreams of Runescape!

 

Noob1: All of you shut up and letÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s go to the next guide.

Chapter 1.192873938742 (the number that solves the meaning of life)

 

 

 

Mining guide: Prospect those rocks noobs

 

 

 

Noob1: There is rune in my rock

 

Noob2: ThereÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s cereal in my rock

 

Noob3: ThereÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s solid nitrogen in my rock

 

Noob4: ThereÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s pinecones in my rock

 

 

 

Mining guide: NOOOO DON'T PUT THAT NITROGEN IN THE FURNACE!

 

 

 

 

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Noob1: IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll just make full rune for everyone

 

All the noobs besides Noob1: yay!

 

 

 

Vannaka (combat trainer): IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll give you 4 full sets of bronze if you give me that rune

 

The noobs: Full bronze? Yay!

 

Vannaka: He-he noobs.....

 

Noob2: Did you say something about cereal?

 

Vannaka: I said err....... go kill some rats yeah thatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s it.....

 

The noobs: Ok!

 

Noob1: Look what I found!

 

Noob3: Red armor? Who cares about red? Brown rocks!

 

Put it down by the instructor and IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll blow it up with my liquid nitrogen

 

Noob1: Sure ok

 

Vannka: Looks like these noobs r gonna kill me too............

 

 

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Next the Quest guide

 

 

 

Quest Guide: Hello, open your quest pa- (got cut off)

 

Noob2: Who cares about quests I want cereal!

 

Noob3: Liquid nitrogen!

 

Quest Guide: At this rate theyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re gonna destroy Tutorial Island..........

 

 

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

 

 

 

Noob4: This is a stick-up! Give me all the money in the bank!

 

Bank Guide: Or else what?

 

Noob4: Or else this! I have a bronze dagger! (Finally a break from the nitrogen)

 

Bank guide: Ha! Lol you canÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t do any dama- (gets cut off)

 

(Noob3 does 999 damage with it.)

 

The noobs: Yay we're rich!

 

(Noob3 sets a liquid nitrogen bomb down on the floor)

 

 

 

 

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM (and just when you thought you were gonna get a break from the nitrogen)

 

Mage guide: Ahhhhhhh you noobs!

 

Noob1: I'll take care of him BRONZE DAGGER SPEC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Does 9008592873651098 damage and the mage guide drops a book.

 

Noob2: I hope it has info on how to make cereal.

 

Noob4: Or maybe sacred pinecone rituals.

 

Noob3: Or liquid nitrogen.

 

Noob1: Actually itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s a spell book to get to Lummy.

 

Noob1: O snap! You need to have 99 mage for the spell o well (trains on chickens with the unlimited amount of runes from the mage guide)

 

Noob1: Now I can teleport us all to lummy!

 

(When they get there he suddenly gets 1 mage again weird.............)

 

 

 

Now accepting bios! Follow the guides for making a bio on the first post

 

And remember please rate my story!

 

 

 

What should they do now?

 

A: go to wildy

 

B: Sneak into the champions guild (yea I know too early)

 

C: Beg their nooby hearts out

 

D: Try to get a skill up (choose which like this "d fletching" or "d smithing" etc...)

 

E: Other (u choose what they do next!)

I like your stories, their really funny :D hope you make more.

 

 

 

 

 

Can I make a bios yet?

 

Well, here goes anywhere.

 

 

 

 

 

Noob5: Obsessed by money, thinks money can get him anywhere.

 

 

 

Example:

 

 

 

Noob5: (to survival guide) I don't want to cook my shrimp, I'll pay you my 2 hard earned gp if you do it for me.

 

 

 

 

 

Notes: A bit of a spoilt brat... see above, he shows off by saying he spent lots of time and effort making his money. But in reality he just begs and finds it on the floor.

 

 

 

Example2:

 

 

 

Noob5: OMFG!!!!!!!111 look!!! 1 gp!!!

Please read this: http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=411644

 

 

 

And this: http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=143413

 

 

 

They will help you improve your story.