Godslayer Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 The Kahbahgee Codex And lo, the three Gods , who stood for Five shall falter as the Evil God shall arise again, and the Balance will be broken, and The Balanced God shall be no more. The Chaotic God shall join the Evil God and ye, they shalt form an unstopable Hoarde, wich marches to the Four winds to Anihalate goodness. And lest the Kahbahgee Lord picketh not the required Amount, all shall be no more. But should the Lord complete his task he shall grow in Godly Power. The Kahbahgee Lord must needs goeth to the Lightened God for Consul, and recieve the word so that he may Muster the armies of Men. If he cannot get the Word, none shall see their next winter. The Kahbahgee Lord will needs his own disciples, The Air Dragon, the Iron Primate, the CabbageZealot, The Gentle One, the Entombed one, the Purple one, the Jester, the Cabbage Beast, the Arachnid, the Chooser, thebrother of Abel, the Archer, the Knightess, and the General to help lead the Humans. This is the time of choosing, for if the Chooser shouldst pick the Chaos as his mark, then the Order shalt die. If he chooses Order than the final confrontation shall acur. In the place that holds the White Warriors shall the forces of Chaos and Order meet. If Order triumphs then shall the Spirit of Cralashankas and Avlic be rendered apart from Guthix, and Guthix shall fade away. The Kahbahgee Lord shall be thrust into the Heavens and intertown within Avlic and Cralashankas, creating the OverGod, Veashia, who shall rule the world in hamony and prosperity. If Chaos triumphs, then Evil will insue, and the universe shall know no end in suffering, for against his will shall the Evil God shall be thrown out of power by the greed of his followers. Know that ye, the disciples reading this text, shall become exalted as Gods of Gleinor, if only you choose the right path. Know also that ye must gaurd well the Codex, for shouldst the Evil god find it, the Codex shall be obsolete. _____________________ I made this other prophecy, again for the OoC, ratew and cc pls, anything [besides flamng spamming] is accepted, i know its going to be hard to get any one to look at this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yougotcot Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 it cracks me up. good job you are funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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