This is unique in the fact that this historical history is made to try console the reader.

 

 

 

this has a series good things bad things, good puns, bad puns, and a very annoying word, thus, thus is however, a good thing but a bad pun.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In the beginning of the world

 

 

 

Guthix being a god of balance, requiring excellent inner ear fluid, but lacking it fell, and was thus an unbalanced thing. Saradomin, being the god of magic took over, and thus was, he said, a good thing. Zaros disappeared, and was a lost cause, leaving his entire gielnorian power to Zamorack, who was a bad thing.

 

 

 

Cities and civilizations

 

 

 

varrock (a good thing but a bad city) was built. Falador (a white city but a bad thing) followed with port Sarim (portly, but smart looking) after. Entrana, where a good (?) thing was propagated, was made into what it is today, and, despites the presence of monks, no simians. With Ardougne on the rise, thieves were invented, and with them, the varrock guard, and insurance agents.

 

 

 

Dwarves delved deeply deeper, digging ditches. (this sentence is a bad thing, but a good idea)

 

 

 

Ogres (? or trolls) built a civilization on a volcano (? or mountain) and had shamans to lead them, and to answer questions when they are feeling like it, meaning never. (They are undoubti{? or a}dly a bad thing, if I could remember)

 

 

 

Elves, however, despite various plots by various families, were effective at annoying those with 55 agility. Tyras, feeling quite cold, promptly burned a bonfire in his tent with disastrous results, and was thus a good thing. While, the elves, figuring on another plot, charged players the use of their bow, while secretly replacing it with lesser ones while in use (BAD thing!).

 

 

 

Gnomes, however, were short, and thus made it a point to war with everyone in sight who was bigger than they were, thus leading to the tortoise, which was an interesting idea but a bad thing. The kings were elected, and thus could have been short lived things, (but good!).

 

 

 

Vampires came into the world and decided to be creepy, but good things. failing that, they became creepy and bad things, and are good at it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

reviews,

 

 

 

"we definitely look forward to the posting of his last work"- undefined, but bad mod.

 

 

 

"life is short, I want my minutes I spent on this back."-author

 

 

 

"too vague"-Vague 2603 (good, but fictional)

 

 

 

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Ok here it is, largely inspired by 1066 and all that a terrific read, ty for reading!

well, I give this a 7/10 good job!