neocon Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 There once was a young noob named Phillip MacGregor. Due to his aplastic anemia (which required frequent blood transfusions :boohoo: ) he could never get out of debt, no matter how hard he worked. :cry: One day while Phillip was collecting feathers at the chicken coop, a man came. The man was like "FIGHT ME IN WILDERNESS NOOB!" Phillip agreed. They went to the wilderness and fought. Phillip pulled out his trusty crossbow and shot a bolt that pierced the man's visceral pericardium. The man died. Phillip stole his bone marrow and injected into himself, curing the aplastic anemia!! The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xewleer Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 this story is by the little n00b that couldn't (write) jk, n\interesting idea, but too short I'll show you how terrifying a true Christian can be!It's Xewleer: ZEW le ar, got it memorized?Hermit of the Varrock Library and its proud guard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sephiroth_king Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 LOL! Omg nice Xewleer! I agree that was the damn shortest thing I've ever read...It is officially Ze end of Ze world! Edit: Oops, went off topic. Anyway, good idea for a story, but it was so short I laughed my head off. So 0/10. Make it longer. Hoping to get a new Signature (with matching avatar) soon. :D In the meantime...Steam username: )I'll rewrite it later (add me if you want) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForsakenMage Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 -.- Please be a little more courteous towards the other writers here who make an attempt to make a well-thought out story next time. Adventurer's Log || YouTube || Facebook || Tip.it Times Work || Wanna Join the Editorial Panel?Maxed Out 01 October 2012 PDT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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