There once was a young noob named Phillip MacGregor. Due to his aplastic anemia (which required frequent blood transfusions :boohoo: ) he could never get out of debt, no matter how hard he worked. :cry:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One day while Phillip was collecting feathers at the chicken coop, a man came. The man was like "FIGHT ME IN WILDERNESS NOOB!" Phillip agreed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They went to the wilderness and fought. Phillip pulled out his trusty crossbow and shot a bolt that pierced the man's visceral pericardium. The man died.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Phillip stole his bone marrow and injected into himself, curing the aplastic anemia!! The end.

this story is by the little n00b that couldn't (write)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

jk, n\interesting idea, but too short

LOL! Omg nice Xewleer! I agree that was the damn shortest thing I've ever read...It is officially Ze end of Ze world!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: Oops, went off topic. Anyway, good idea for a story, but it was so short I laughed my head off. So 0/10. Make it longer.

-.- Please be a little more courteous towards the other writers here who make an attempt to make a well-thought out story next time.