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Members of the W22 Fishing clan were shocked last week when a local player, Troacctid, was assaulted, seemingly at random, by spontaneous firecracker explosions while checking a farming patch outside the monastery south of Ardougne.
It was terrifying, said bystander IronicMaiden. Pi was there picking berries, and out of nowhere, we heard this shoof-shoof-shoof POW CRACK BANG! And then the air was on fire!
MrEffigy, another witness, added: We were all pretty confused. Everyone was like, WTF? Its a miracle nobody was injured--explosions like that at such close range?
Said fellow clanmate internaut, We asked if he was okay, but all he said was My Farming level is 99. I guess the fireworks were too loud, and he misheard. He looked fine, though.
No injuries were reported; however, a local monk, Torrell, reported scorched patches in the nearby grass, and Troacctids Giant Ent familiar died of unknown causes shortly after the incident. The matter is currently under investigation by the Ardougne Guards.
99 Farming achieved 7 October 2011
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