SeanyTheSailor

I see... your eyes are open...

How mad?

What if, I rolled up and posted, saying my day was also pretty chill.

@Tyler: We'll get it. Either you guys will get it while I slumber, or we'll get it tomorrow after I get off work.

Yeah... its almost 10 oclock and I gotta work tomorrow. Ima head to bed.

That dog has almost as much swag as me.

Most guys have a porn folder. Goon has a "That one cat, photoshopped onto everything" folder.

Batcat

Y so Nazi cat?

That cat.

Omg pie. You're totally mus-construing the meaning of that statement and just being all around mean. I demand you remove it from your signature.

If by "stuff her with bacon" you mean, make her eat so much bacon she gets grotesquely fat, it's not a bad idea.

i immediately see a problem with that. It has two uses. And you can't do them both. At least not without much grossness and hopefully shame.