An important meeting for the Guardians of Guthix
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Valluta: Good morning.
Kaqemeex: You all know why we're here, of course. We have to discuss how best to honor Guthix's memory.
Valluta: We must remain at our posts. Guthix tasked us to protect this world, and we shall.
Juna: Of course. But the world should remember Him. How can we spread the tragic news with dignity and respect?
Death: I could kill the Easter Bunny.
Fiara: Yes! Perfect!
Kaqemeex: Okay, good ideas so far. Anything else?
Chaeldar: Butterflies. Butterflies everywhere. Little glowing butterflies that turn to smoke when you touch them.
Juna: I like that idea.
Kaqemeex: How about some Guthix-themed costumes that we could give out for free?
Death: What, like "I Heart Balance" t-shirts?
Chaeldar: I can't imagine who would wear those.
Juna: I for one have never worn a t-shirt in my life.
Valluta: Nor I.
Fiara: What's a t-shirt?
Death: Hey, I like t-shirts.
Fiara: Ooh! I've got it! It's the perfect plan! You guys are gonna love this.
Kaqemeex: Yes, Fiara?
Fiara: Really weird trees!
Fiara: Glowing trees with creepy faces that drip a brightly-colored liquid of indeterminate origin.
Fiara: We can put them everywhere.
Juna: The greatest idea I've ever heard!
Valluta: I was just about to say that!
Chaeldar: Let's do this!
Death: I have some great creepy faces we could use.
Juna: I can handle the glowing liquid.
Fiara: Best. Tribute. Ever.
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