Harpoon one, get one free
By Troacctid
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Right. I have another beef with fishing. Uh...I guess it may be a bit more superficial than the last one, but, well...anyway...
You know how if you have high enough agility, you have a chance of harpooning double fish?
How the hell does that work?
Look, here's what you're doing:
Stabbing at the water, right? So...like...um...huh?
"Hey, looks like I stabbed through two sharks instead of one! Sweet!" :-o
I find that implausible and yet...really cool.
But it gets worse. See, what if what you're doing is this:
Now how does it work?
"Whew, I finally wrestled that shark out of the water! What a workout! Hey, wait a minute, what's that? Holy [cabbage]! There was another shark, inside my shark! Wow! No wonder it put up such a fight!" 
Or is it more like,
"Hey guys, check out this piece of awesome: I'm so badass, I can wrestle...GRAAAH! Two sharks out of the water, one with each arm! Booyah! I am the noodling champion!" :-w
Actually, now that I think about it, my character is hella badass. :ohnoes:
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