I herd I got a real blawg?

Entry posted by Georgelemmons October 5, 2009

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This is my old blog in hide tags. I'm still keeping that thread open and updated until I see how this works out.

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Currently: Agilitying at the Advanced Gnome Course.

<3: Skully_Sc for the banner

I'm Evan, am 14, and live in a suburb of Chicago (less than 15 miles away from Pinkbullet :P ). I started Runescape 4 years ago on and off, and became serious last November, when I joined TIF. I was planning on staying F2P forever, but my parents gave me membership as a gift, and I love it.

I started out wanting to be a pker pure, and kinda gave up on that. I got 1k total before getting mems, and consider myself a "totaler". I think that skills are equal to combat, and I try to keep them balanced. I'll always be on World 99, World 7, or a random world if I'm PvPing (on 99 about 95% of the time) and have my Pm on (add me!). As for my TIF history, I got started out with Tipitchat. After talking and having fun with the people in there, they finally convinced me to make a TIF account, which was an awesome decision. I love TIF . After Tipitchat, I moved to Lightning's cc, then Forsakenmage's, and now Lady Heinous's. I've been in Tip.It's IRC a few times, but I barely know most of the people in there, and I like the in-game chat for convenience.

CLICK HERE! >>> Graph of my progress and daily stats <<< CLICK HERE!

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[hide=More Achievements]Note: All dates are in the form dd/mm/yy (that's how Swiftkit does it, so I'm doing it for consistency).

1k total level (achieved on 6/11/08 at 17:10 CST in F2P)

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[hide=Other pictures of me]13/3/09

(1.2M in MTK too)

12/1/09

When I was a big nub, so it's a jpg :x

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65-70 Slayer

1k Green Dragons[/hide]

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[hide=Setbacks]-Pked while slaying, lost black mask, obby cape, rune defender, dds, and glory

-Killed by an Ice Troll while helping a Tifer, lost black mask (again), dragon boots, glory, ring of wealth

*bought Angel of Death*

-Died to Glod from Grim Tales, and it turns out you don't get a grave there. Lost whip, dboots, barrows gloves, rune defender, neitz helm.

-Lost my whip to a pjer after a Zammy Statue protected over it.

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*Completed Goals*

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[hide=Quoteboard]There's never enough room in my sig for these, so here they are! :P

(I would post them on "Tifers say the darndest things!", but this is better)

Hello im new to tipit and i saw some usernams in runescap that were vry ofensive to me and my relgion. They said 666 in them and they were very offenseve and I think that rude people who put 666 in their user name shouled hav to chang them or facie being banned 4 leife.

Its very ignorent ands stupid to try to make evry one mad on perpose and if i see u in pvp i wil 0wn you for having that usrname. It make me so mad im like "WTF n00b"

You seem to have stumbled off of the RSOF train. I suggest you get back on before it departs and the local residents beat the stupid out of you like a pinata.

You have to admit, though, the method was fairly epic. "Close your eyes, I have a surprise for you" And he surprise is bullets.

Heh, glad I'm not the only one who thought this. It sounds like a line from a movie or something. Kinda makes me wonder what went through the parents' heads, though.

son: I have a surprise for you.

dad(thinking): OOO! I hope it's muffins! Golly, I love muffins.

*gunshots*

dad(thinking): This is a terrible muffin. :(

It says to keep your password in a save place. Such as with a parent or guardian. When I read the latter, I imagined a thirty something, balding, man with thick glasses sitting in his basement reading this. He then shouts "Ma! I need you to keep my Runescape password safe!" "Of course, sweety." she replies "How many fish sticks do you want for supper? Four or five?"

Someone call the local nurseries, it appears they've misplaced another baby.

Now now, don't cry. We know where your mommy and daddy are, we're just trying to get the RSOF on the phone so they can come pick you up.

Q) Kurinin743 - Where do Jagex Mods get all the awesome ideas?

A) We put something in the water supply :)

Both from the same thread about a site that lets people watch the USA/Mexico border with webcams for illegal immigrants:

My first thought was that we finally have web-controlled mounted shotguns at the border. But this is good, too.

I love the idea of some drug criminals acting out a meticulous and daring plan to cross the border, only to be caught out by some bored teenager sat on his pc at 3am eating a pot noodle.