'Before I tell my tale of the brewing storm, let me give a little bit of info on the dynamics of my cross country team.

We are more or less divided into two groups. The first (and largest) group is what we refer to as "the couples". About half the team is dating someone else on the team, which is rather annoying. MY coach hates it because they never pay attention. Anyway, the couples rarely do anything as a single couple. It always huge group hang outs and what not at various people's houses generally.

The other group, which I proudly belong too, is the singles. Guess what, none of us have a significant other, and we are proud of it. Anyway, we always hang out and make fun of the couples and what not. At team events like dinner and what not, we always make a singles and a couples table since we dont want to deal with all their hanging on each other.

Now to the fun part. We singles generally spend atleast one night a week at one of our houses. When we are hanging out, we enjoy going out and tagging peoples cars and all that. We once forked our assistant coaches yard (with our head coach too). Anyway, since we generally know which house the couples are hanging out at, we can usually get all their cars tagged at once. We did this, as usual last night. But this time, the couples retaliated. They tp'd the house we were staying at. Our response was to collect all the toilet paper, and drive back to the house the couples hung out at last night. This guy is their informal leader, so they are generally hanging out at his house. Now, living in a rather safe city, few of us ever lock our cars. This guy is the same, so we drive over and dumped all the collected toilet paper into his car in the morning.

So, the first shots in a war have been fired. The singles are determined to win this, as we have much more experience in general havoc. The challenge has been issued and accepted, so we shall see where this goes.

*Note that this war is all in good faith. Both sides really do like each other, we just enjoy messing with each other more, and both sides know better than to cause actual damage to property.