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Alg Plays: The Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal Finale


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Not much to say. This is it.

 

[spoiler=FOUR EMPERORS]

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This is what my team looks like now. It's not good enough, so I spent about an hour grinding.

 

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And more than a few mons needed ENVOLVING

 

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This item was incredibly useful, because have you ever tried to train a Dratini in a cave filled with selfdestructing GELU and confuse ray-ing GELU? It's terrible.

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I saw this screen so many times that it made my eyes bleed.

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They started mocking me for it!

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Even the old man got in on it!

 

So I quit. So I made a tactical retreat to resupply

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And managed to summon an eldritch abomination in the process.

 

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After much shipping, I was ready

 

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HUDE, whose arms are literal twigs, collected a vast array of swiss army punches.

 

And then I finished grinding.

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We were ready.

 

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December 26th: ELF PRACTISE DAY. Because as an American, I am legally required to not acknowledge Boxing Day.

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Bold words, from a sound effect.

 

Spoilers he lost

 

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But that speech was enough to give me an immense amount of respect for the guy. I mean, seriously, that dwarfs every boss monologue in JRPG history. swoon

 

Anyway, on to the next one.

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Meanwhile, Koga here seems to be playing Menacing Words Mad Libstm

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ab·struse

[ab-stroos]

adjective

1.

hard to understand; recondite; esoteric: abstruse theories.

2.

Obsolete . secret; hidden.

Nice.

 

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Neither Erika not I could figure out what was going on here.

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But I decided that type advantages were overrated and did this.

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Okay.

 

The next guy is another meditate-in-a-room-fulla-lava [wagon].

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Who has apparently strengthened his body to the point where he can ignore convection. This, my friends, is what badassery looks like.

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This guy's been in the FOUR EMPERORS since the beginning.

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Of course, HUDE trivialized it.

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Well... Shit. Sorry guys, run's over, I lost.

 

By which I mean ANOTHER

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She's a bit nuts, you see...

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And after that battle, things got... Metaphysical.

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There we go. FOUR EMPERORS. On to the CHAMPION. My goal since September.

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Grappling! A wholesome activity for any cape-wearing adult and 11-year old girl to participate in alone!

 

...I'm going straight to hell for that one.

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Cue JRPG boss music.

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His body is ready

 

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But of course, I have this, so the worst outcome is mutually assured destruction. I'm willing to count that as a technical win.

 

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Eventually, he released every Smogoner's least favorite mon.

 

And then I won.

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And I will let our friend DU speak the closing words.

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Except the paparazzi interrupted.

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And I will let our friend OUJIDUO speak the closing words.

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[spoiler=Congratulations!]

 

 

 

The epilogue!

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Please ignore the game time, it's less than 1/4 of that

[spoiler=The credits!]

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[spoiler=Behind the Scenes!]

[9:18:29 PM] Erika: Shut up.

[9:18:35 PM] Erika: Don't forget VCrystal

[9:18:54 PM] Alg: Oh

[9:18:55 PM] Alg: Right

[9:20:04 PM] Alg: COMMENCE GRINDING

[9:27:47 PM] Alg: ENVOLVE BOLIU

[9:27:51 PM] Alg: (Dragonair)

[9:29:14 PM] Erika: What

[9:29:36 PM] Erika: So what's your team now?

[9:29:56 PM] *** Alg sent 01.PNG 01.PNG ***

[9:30:28 PM] Erika: What's HUDE?

[9:30:37 PM] Alg: Alakazam

[9:30:44 PM] Erika: DRAGO?

[9:30:51 PM | Edited 9:30:52 PM] Alg: Dratini (former)

[9:30:57 PM] Alg: This was pre-grinding

[9:31:16 PM] Erika: So your team's Meganium, Alakazam, Umbreon, Gyarados, Dragonair, and Graveler?

[9:31:24 PM] Alg: Yep

[9:31:47 PM] Erika: Why don't you evolve the Graveler?

[9:31:58 PM] Alg: One level or so to go

[9:32:21 PM] Erika: Waiting on a certain move?

[9:32:37 PM] Alg: Nope, actual evolution time

[9:32:45 PM] Erika: Oh

[9:33:39 PM] Alg: He picks up Earthquake at 41 in both forms

[9:33:47 PM] Erika: OIC

[9:34:11 PM] Alg: And I missed the ENVOLVE screenshot

[9:34:34 PM] Erika: What did he evolve into?

[9:34:43 PM] Alg: NELUO

[9:34:58 PM] Erika: How... I'm not even gonna ask

[9:36:03 PM] Alg: Grinding in here is awful

[9:36:16 PM] Erika: Tell me 'bout it

[9:36:35 PM] Erika: There's a reason I gave up at Pryce and Clair in my normal runs

[9:50:16 PM] Alg: Alright, team's minimum level is 40

[9:50:33 PM] Erika: Could use more

[9:50:45 PM] Erika: Wait, what level is Lance's ace?

[9:50:52 PM] Alg: 50

[9:51:00 PM] Alg: But I have LAPU and H-BOMB

[9:51:06 PM] Erika: Oh

[9:52:28 PM] Alg: THough it's going a lot faster now that I'm not strapping someone to an exp share, so I may do a bit more

[9:52:47 PM] Erika: K. I'll be here to keep you from dying of boredom

[9:53:07 PM] Alg: I should find grinding music

[9:53:35 PM | Edited 9:53:42 PM] Erika:

[9:53:58 PM] Erika: Kind of have that one bookmarked, so...

[9:54:04 PM] Alg: Heh

[9:54:12 PM] Erika: Enjoy!

[10:00:05 PM] Alg: HUDE's moves: COOLHIT, LIGHTHIT, FIREHIT, DIG

[10:00:29 PM] Erika: I'm guessing the punches and Psychic?

[10:00:34 PM] Alg: Right

[10:00:52 PM] Erika: Still not sure how they got DIG from Psychic

[10:02:22 PM] Alg: Levels now range from 40-45. Acceptable?

[10:02:29 PM] Erika: Your choice

[10:02:37 PM] Erika: Just hope you know what you're doing

[10:10:56 PM] Alg: Alright, ready

[10:11:08 PM] Erika: *waits*

[10:11:33 PM] Alg: To start the E4, I mean

[10:11:41 PM] Erika: Oh

[10:12:09 PM] Alg: ...Okay, selling a certain item crashes the game'

[10:12:12 PM | Edited 10:12:14 PM] Alg: Fascinating!

[10:12:22 PM] Erika: Did you have a backup?

[10:12:25 PM] Erika: And what item?

[10:13:10 PM] Alg: CHO DRUG/Full Restore

[10:13:25 PM] Erika: Selling it crashes the game??

[10:13:33 PM] Alg: ...Wait a minute, they sell for higher than the buy price. NICE

[10:13:47 PM] Erika: But selling them crashes the game

[10:14:26 PM] Alg: Oh, I was wrong

[10:14:43 PM] Erika: OFC

[10:14:59 PM] Erika: ボンクラ

[10:15:08 PM] Alg: ?

[10:15:21 PM] Erika: I ain't telling you what this means. Figure it out yourself

[10:15:54 PM] Alg: Yes, lady tsundere

[10:16:06 PM] Alg: And in my defense, I'm assuming the price thing was a glitch

[10:16:10 PM] Alg: Hence, the crash :3

[10:16:21 PM] Erika: You and Cherry are the ones who called me that

[10:17:11 PM | Edited 10:17:17 PM] Erika: Though he said I was a type B

[10:18:20 PM] Erika: So selling Full Restores doesn't actually crash the game?

[10:18:34 PM] Alg: It did in that one case

[10:18:44 PM] Alg: And in that one case, it was 4900 to sell

[10:18:59 PM] Erika: And to buy?

[10:19:09 PM] Alg: 3000

[10:19:36 PM] Erika: Oh

[10:20:50 PM] Alg: Koga: UCDWS'STOD

[10:22:14 PM] Erika: What

[10:22:28 PM] Erika: They renamed him TOD...

[10:22:53 PM] Erika: Well, if I remember correctly, his original Japanese name was Kyou

[10:23:31 PM] Alg: Oh, wait, glitched item was calcium. Spreadsheet even says that using it crashes the game

[10:23:50 PM] Erika: HA!

[10:31:04 PM] Alg: THE CHAMPION OF THE LEAGUE,DU, COMES NOW. PREPARE TO GRAPPLE

[10:31:32 PM] Erika: GL

[10:32:40 PM] Alg: Charizard is SNAKE

[10:32:52 PM] Erika: Welp

[10:35:36 PM] Erika: Anything else that's hilariously mangled?

[10:35:46 PM] Alg: Oh, you have *no idea*

 

 

 

So, that's it. Thank you all for putting up with my strange sense of humor and futile attempt to do something here. Vietnamese Crystal's second season will begin in 2014.

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[spoiler=Some stuff that was left out]

[12:14:32 AM] Erika: Just finished reading that
[12:14:41 AM] Erika: took two and a half hours. Wow
[12:15:14 AM] Erika: I'll admit, it was weird seeing them call their attacks
[12:15:48 AM] Erika: And I didn't like the "reminders" they put in at all... Why did they have to use her as the example?? Pretty sure there are others available...
[12:16:31 AM] Alg: But hers is basically the defining example
[12:18:29 AM] Erika: Shut up.
[12:18:34 AM] Erika: Don't forget VCrystal
[12:18:53 AM] Alg: Oh
[12:18:54 AM] Alg: Right
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[12:53:06 AM] Alg: I should find grinding music
[12:53:34 AM | Edited 12:53:41 AM] Erika: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RqFFwrhZ_o
[12:53:57 AM] Erika: Kind of have that one bookmarked, so...
[12:54:03 AM] Alg: Heh
[12:54:11 AM] Erika: Enjoy!

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[1:48:34 AM] Alg: Found a use for the NGE ending
[1:50:35 AM] Erika: Oh?
[1:51:09 AM] Alg: http://i.imgur.com/0ZBsXkM.png
[1:51:26 AM] Erika: Oh
[2:04:03 AM] Erika: So are you posting it?
[2:04:17 AM] Erika: Or did the game freeze up again?
[2:06:11 AM] Alg: Posting it. It's long
[2:31:47 AM] Erika: How long is it?
[2:31:51 AM] Alg: http://forum.tip.it/blog/124/entry-3547-alg-plays-the-pokemon-vietnamese-crystal-finale/
[2:31:54 AM] Alg: See for yourself

 

[spoiler=Oh, and there's this]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2E73uBUj1w#t=0

 

[spoiler=And for those of you who can't read Japanese]

The Japanese text in the EVA ending vid ALG included translates to:
"Father, thank you. Mother, good-bye. And, to all the children, congratulations."

(Chichi ni, arigatou. Haha ni, sayonara. Soshite, subete no chirudoren ni, omedetou.)

 

This is a very literal translation (that still makes sense). Sure wish I could've done more in the Behind the Scenes, but like ALG said, even I'm confused how they got "TOD" from "Kyou" (apricot, if Janine's Japanese name is any indication).

 

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When you mentioned "Erika", the Gym Leader briefly came to mind.

So you forgot I was trying to help him make sense of this translation train wreck?

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