PhaperPlane

Welcome to my Book Of Little Logs. Here you will read my latest thoughts and adventures. It will be updated often and some secrets might be revealed to help you on some quests. Look carefully and have fun! July 8th Log Entry 1: Troublesome things...: I got a lot of quests to do if I want to do Barrows. Monkey Madness is the quest I might start soon. It could be quite fun. Well, I don't know what I'll need, guess I just need to read the guide. With Tree Gnome Village, Grand and Holy Grail done along with some parts of Recipe of Disaster. I think I'm ready to start this task. If I survive, who knows! I might become famous like Zezima! Hope not otherwise I might have a fan club. Oh well. As long as its only on Tip.It! Log Entry 2: Monkey Badness: Ugh, just started doing monkey maddness. No wonder they call it Master Level! Ape Atoll truly is a marvelous Place to live. Maybe I'll retire there :P Them stupid Monkeys hurt! I'll make sure that they will pay! Well, just stocked up on pots and lobbies and ready to return to the island. I'll leave my Obby cape in the bank in case I need to sell it if I die on the island, if not. I'll sell the cape and buy a Dragon Scimmy! The mage is located on the dungeon where the boat is I belive. So wish me luck. I get Travel Sick on the Gnome Glider! Look out below! (Now I'm nervous!) Log entry 3: The best plan ever!: Well, I almost died whilst looking for that mage! Looked at the Dungeon map and I was so close! I'm now going to get 43 prayer by killing blue dragons. Should be fun at TAverly Dungeon. World 9 got busy so I went to world 84, less busy there ^.^ My way of getting to the part to find the mage was simple but affective. Teleport out and go back again! I'm such a Guenis! Entry 4: Dragon Slayer Duex: Taverly dungeon is one the best places to train. I love it. I'm training on the Blue Dragons! Getting to them is a problem. You have to run past loads of things! Like lesser demons etc. I did remember to bring my Fire shield! Its fun! I'm going to be here till 43 prayer. Entry 4: More Random junk!: Why don't you people reply! I mean, surely this is interesting! Any other person would agree with me! I might post up pictures when I'm doing monkey madness or something like that. But I'm glad people are reading it! I really should get an Avatar and a nice sig. All will be done after Monkey Madness! ^.^ Reply people! I replied to yours (Well some)!

Best thing in the world here: I was walking around varrock until I see this: (WARNING: Don't be drinking or eating whilst reading this!) Noob: Hello Romeo Noob: Romeo? Noob: Hello? Noob: Answer me! Me: What are you doing? Noob: It says "Speak to romeo" but when I say hello to him, he dosen't reply *At this moment, I'm in fits, I bring a mate to stand on the same spot as Romeo is* Me: Hello Mate: Hello Phaper Plane Noob: How does he listen to you?! *I walk off, he follows me* Noob: Who could you speak to him? Me: Cause I can. It continued on like this until for a while

Indeed I was in the Fishing Guild this morning! Well, ig just done Holy Grail and it got me to 40 prayer. So far so Good =)

Yeah, I think 43 prayer will come in handy with sharks and P pots. What should I train on? I saw the Holy Grail Quest and it seems to have a good reward for prayer.

Well, I'm training to do barrows. But however, what should I train on? Here are my stats: 58 Attack 52 Strength 58 defense 40 Mage 62 Range 37 Prayer 61 Hitpoints 78 Fishing 70 Cooking Armor: Full Red D'Hide Archer Helm Obby Cape Glory Ammy Boots of Lightness If you know anyways of getting any of these skills up by doing quests etc post them here. Many Thanks!

This one takes the cake: Noob: Where did you get that bright blue armor I was wearing Rune armor by the way.

Been here for a few days now and I enjoy this forum very much =) So, I going to do a small "Experiment" Where much will be explained in the Future. Please Rate this story and comments from all are welcome, but only nice ones. Let us begin. Chapter 1, Chronicle of the Tower. Gather round Children of much to learn and Adults of much to share. A story shall be told. A story of many adventures roled into one. If thou has not heard of the tale of The Great Gates of Tip.it, It's time you started to learn. Even those who need much to learn or know all. This tale is for all. Open your ears. Close your eyes. Prepare for a tale which you will have never haerd before. It was a Dark time. Darker than any storm. Darker than any Demon or Evil Soul you could imagine. War and Neglect was upon the innocent. Was there any innocent you ask? Nobody was innocent. Except for a small little Village who kept the Saradomin way. Anything this small village tried to do, didn't make a impact. Every day. It was the same. People died and people were born into terrible times. However, this little village. Was going to change everything. By there ultimate weapon. Time and Paitence. Little did the Dark Cursed Towns know about this way but they were going to learn either way. War or No war. Let time unfold in this town of peace and the land of war. Our story begins with a man whose scars could tell a thousand tales and weapons could bring countless deaths approached the bank. He focused on the woman and spoke quietly. "Give me your food, money or whatever you have or die." "Leave in peace." The Banker simply said "I SAID GIVE ME YOUR STUFF!" The Adventure said as he raised his voice whilst the banker remained calm. Then a man walked in and tapped the man on the shoulder. As he turned around. The man put a Sharp knife to his throat. "Leave. Or you will be thrown into the sea for your evilness to be washed away." The man said. The robber just left without a word. After he left. The town remained their normal life. As for the hero, he went to the Tower full of wizards and went to speak to the head. "Approach my freind." Said the head Wizard. "I bring news which may shock those who are preapred like a wolf. The War has gotten worse. Many people are now being held as Hostages! What should we do?!" said the man with a worried look on his face as he stared at the ground. Thinking on what they should do. "This is indeed a very serious situation. If this continous, we will be the last village left and we will see a new sea of bodies each and every day. We need to summon a team of all." The head wizard said. "A team of all? Do you mean a team of Ranger's, Mage's and Melee's?" Asked the man. "Correct. Now go seak them." Said the head Wizard, with that the man left to seak the team to save the innocent and purge the unclean. They were known as the Tip.It Guard! The small little village was soon to become a legend! What do you all think? ^.^ Why is it Called the Tip.it 12th guard. 11 people will be randomly selected and be sen a PM saying that you have been selected to be in this story.

Here is a funny one. I was in Falador waiting for a mate to come and kill Hellhounds with me. I hear this: Noob: Here you go! 10Trillion coins! Me: Lets see what you got. *I see what he gives to this low level* Me: That's not 10 Trillion. That's 200k. P1: Aw =( Noob: No its not! Its 10 Trillion! Me: Well then why does it have a Two and two zeros? Noob: Cause its a bug. Me: Well then, why wasn't it on the Jagex Page? Noob: I dunno *At this point, he was falling in my trap* Me: You really don't have 10 Trillion do you? Noob: Yes I do! I can beat you Noob! Me: Yeah, your a lvl 49 and I'm lvl 70. Big Difference. Noob: I have 79 Prayer! Me: I'll check you on the high scores. *I check and he dosen't* Me: Your not even listed. Noob: Noob *He walks to another person* Noob: Here you go 1 Billion! P2: What? You didn't give me anything! *I then notice a High level standing still and PM me, he was a mod* Mod: Enjoying yourself? Noob: How did you get that crown?! Mod: I'm a Mod that's what. Noob: No your not! I report you! Mod: Well have fun. *At this point I'm laughing and thus ends the case* Another one: Me and my freind are about to go to Pest Control until someone follows me. Noob: Can I have some free stuff? Me: No Noob: Y? Me: I worked for my stuff, you should too. Noob: Some people are nice and some people are mean, reported for being mean. Good times indeed! Here is my favourite one of all. Noob: Free Money plz!! Me: Dude, there is no point in asking for free stuff, nobody is ever going to give you free stuff. Noob: How did you make your money then? Me: Fished. Noob: How do I fish. Me: You use a net with fishing point which says net. Noob: That's difficult. Me: You were taught how to fish on tutorial island. I'm going now to play Pest Control. Bye. Noob: I add you. *He adds me* Noob PM: Your my best m8 Me: You know, I can just add you to my ignore list. Noob: You can't! Your my mate! Me: I'm not your mate. Get to know people first. *I remove him* Good TImes indeed!

Just a small thing I'd like to add ^.^ It might come in handy =) Well this guide is for uses who don't know how to clean there PC clean also might include some suggestions on Fire Walls etc. How do I know if I got a Virus? Well, there are some common ways but it can be hard to sopt some times. If you lag or if some of your files are missing. Well you got a virus, if you play mostly any online game, it won't be too hard to spot. How do I clean my PC? Right, on your PC, where it says the Date, it should have a logo of your Firewall, right click on it and see if it says something like "Scan Now", if so. Click it, now a menu should pop up. This will show you the progress. Of the scan and it will also show if you got any Viruses. Don;t expect this to be done in a few minuites. It takes a long time to scan your PC. So don't panic that you think you got a virus due to it takes long. Firewall? Antispyware? Whats the difference? A firewall will block programs from getting to the net, most of the times, it will notify you that something is trying to get to the net and you get to choose if you will allow it or not and the choice to notify you again if it tries to get to the net. A Antispyware is just like a virus scanner except it can't block programs getting to the net and sometimes, it is most up to date. What should I use to protect my PC? Norton Antivirus: Quite good. Most PC Packages come with this so grab it while you can! ZoneAlarm: This is great, I use and it even shows you the Traffic! You can stop all internet activity incase your getting hacked. Spyware Doctor: I use this one as well, its very good and it is always up to date. I suggest you get this. Microsoft Antispyware: Unlike all microsoft programs, this one is good! Its always up to date and it does some amazing work! I think you should try this one out! Webroot Spyware Blaster: Awesome program. I loved this one. It even picks up even the smallest of threats even when you thyink your pc is clean! I suggest this to everyone! And last and not least for safe internet browsing, we all know who it is... Firefox: Its awesome. Surfing the net at its best! If possible, can a mod stick this? ;) Thanks for reading! Post here if you liked it/learned anything!