Cypress85
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I WIN. That was posted back in 2006. So jagex owes me. I think. \
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Woah its been a while since I've posted here...
While waiting outside varry west bank for a coal buyer,
Noob: can i have money?
Noob: plz?
Noob:plez?
Noob:plaseeaa???
Me:wtf is plaseeaa???
Noob:plesase?
Me:are you trying to say something?
Noob:omg pleeeease?
Me: ooooh you mean please!
Noob:yes! can i have money now please?
Me: oh no lol
While standing at my spot in varry in full sara...
Noob: hey cyp how much munay u gots?
Me:umm about 300k
Noob:good now gimme some
Me: wtf are you trying to rob me???
Noob:yes now gime or i banm u
Me:whats a banm?
Noob: i meant ban
Me:whats a ban?
Noob:grrrr
Me:lol
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The window has black marks on it.
And sadly, this thread does not deliver.
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Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
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Ummm mirror?
What kinda sick person keeps a skull on their wall?
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Wow they sure are an annoying monster to kill!
And strange fruit FTL? #-o
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cuyh;fdexsut6
Cypress85?
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False. They give me gas.
TPUM thinks skilling is better than merchanting.
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Banned for not loving my great-axe :wall:
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Banned for having one of those cheesy eggs in his sig :twisted:
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Banned for being a forum newb.
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If you examined me it would say:
Likes fishing...Hates noobs.
Don't examine me.
Does'nt give phr33 st00f.
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Banned for being obssessed with grammar, and will respond un-happily to his bannage :twisted:
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Banned for being a foo. I pity the foo
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hes not in the death position, hes bowing down to you :D
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Mining iron in varrock west mines.I was mining both iron rocks.
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I seriously cant say nub chub and not laugh!! :lol:
This happened yesterday near guards in east varry.NoobS is a scammer, noob is just a noob.
NoobS: if you die here, you can come back as a lvl 100 zombie
Noob: really??
NoobS: Yes
Noob:Cool!!!
*noob goes on killing a guard til he almost dies*
NoobS: almost there!
Me: Lol he just wants you to die to get ur iron
NoobS: no I dont.
Noob: yeah Ill prove it watch
*noob dies and NoobS starts taking the stuff*
Noob:(pms me) Wtf im not a zombie!
Me: (pm's back)I Told you!!!
:wall:
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lmao, what in the world is a "nub chub". but seriously try saying nub chub out loud without laughing.
I cant say it without laughin! :lol:
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Yesterday, while standing against varry castle wall, my friend was there and I didnt notice. So a noob asks for free stuff. We play along...friend will be called team
Noob: Cyp ur rich rite?
me: yeah kinda
noob:then that means you have to give
me:give what?
team:yeah, im rich too! give what?
noob:you too team! Gimme!
Me: Why should I?
Noob:cause I kill you
me: yeah
team:go away or ill turn you into an egg.
Noob:you cant do that!
team: watch ill turn cyp into an egg
Me:wat? nooo *I use my easter ring*
Noob: Z0mg!!! run!!!!
I think the noob pee'd his pants :ohnoes:
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Well it's ok for range to be overpowering. They've underpowered for years now. And besides, in real life, if you got shot by a crossbow, you would straight up die. Where as in runescape, if you get shot, you can just run and attack the person.
So consider the reality in that.
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ROFL #-o
Training on lessers in volcano days ago, a noob mage was attacking 2 lessers at once to half health so he gets the drop.Another meleer is there.
Me: dude thats cheap
Noob: lol I know! All mages are!
Me: what the?
Meleer: Cyp lets steal his lessers
Me:ok
(we continue to attack the lessers and kill them so noob cant attack any at all. But we killed, not took half health)
Noob: wtf stop that!
meleer: Not breaking any rules lol
me:lol
Noob: grrrr
Noob:reported for not letting me cheat! *logs*
=D>
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Traded my rune pic for 800 myth arrows. Sold for 56k :thumbsup:
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Buying a law rune for 1k in draynor for a tele. I know they sell for less, but it gets me a law rune faster.
me:buying 1 law 1k
noob:whats a law?
me:law rune...
noob:whats a rune?
#-o
My PKs for today :)
in Achievements (Drops, Bank Pictures and Levels)
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Lol lucky, the best pk I've gotten so far was a mith skirt.
What does the skull on fire mean?