Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.