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I remember one that someone mentioned on these forums a while ago.. I thought it was pretty funny. I can't take credit for it, and I don't know who said it.

 

 

 

Newb: ill buy those bunny ears.

 

Me: theyre nontradable

 

Newb: how much?

 

Me: you cant trade them

 

Newb: then how can i get them

 

Me: you would have ot build a time machine, go back to last easter, and get them

 

Newb: oh, ok...

 

Newb: how can i go about building this time machine.

 

 

 

 

 

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heres 1:

 

 

 

noob: hi

 

me: hi

 

noob: whats that hat??

 

me: a santa

 

noob: can i buy???

 

me: if you have the cash =)

 

noob: 5k??

 

me: your about 12mil off there

 

noob: what! your reported for item scamming

 

 

 

good times good times :roll:


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(in varrok palace-in the bedroom at the time)

 

noob:get out of my house

 

me:its not urs

 

noob:reported

 

me:ok...

 

(noob follows me saying i hav no life, etc etc


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He: Hey *censored*head *censored*head!

 

Me: Reported

 

He: *swear word* you

 

Me: Reported again

 

He: Noone talks to you noob, the level 70 noob reporting people that has no life!

 

 

 

Not funny, but sooo noobish...

 

 

 

I'm wielding Rune Axe. Noob starts following me.

 

 

 

Me: What do you want?

 

He: Can I have your axe?

 

Me: Yes, if you pay for it. 20K at least.

 

He keeps following me a long time

 

Me: Stop following me noob!

 

He: Reported! Level 30 is no noob!

 

 

 

EDIT: Changed wearing Rune Axe to wielding Rune Axe and swear words are cut out.

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Enrico1992, change yours, even though it was done in game, you can't swear on here. Just change it to *swear* or something.


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I'm wearing Rune Axe.

 

Wearing? Did you selotape the axe on your chest? :lol:


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It was two noobs going at it, and finally one got angry and finally one challenged the other to a wildy fight...

 

 

 

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The whole time they were talking I was giggling to myself.


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:shock: The kids on Rs are really wierd..

 

 

 

Lvl 3: Hi

 

Me: Yo

 

Lvl 3: How old are you?

 

Me: 15...You?

 

Lvl 3: 9 years old

 

Me: Cool

 

Lvl 3: Do you want to be Lesby with me?

 

Me: Ok \/\/tf leave me alone plz?

 

 

 

And I ran away... jeeze


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I'm wearing Rune Axe.

 

Wearing? Did you selotape the axe on your chest? :lol:

 

 

 

Okay, okay WIELDING. I'll also cut out the swear words.

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=;

 

 

 

One more for noobs say the dumbest things:

 

 

 

noob: be my girlfriend

 

me: no

 

noob: c'mon on be my girlfriend

 

me: no - go away

 

noob: why not?

 

me: cause I'm old enough to be your mother

 

noob: sure you are, yur like 15 right?

 

me: No I'm 37

 

noob: yur lying

 

me: no I'm 37

 

noob: what are you some kind of pervo freak playing a kids game

 

me: go away

 

noob: reported

 

me: whatever dude

 

noob: give me stuff and I wont report you

 

me: no - god, I need to turn my chat filer on

 

noob:.......

 

(at this point I turned off public chat and had no idea what he said, he continued to follow me, i'm sure was talking although I couldnt hear him..I eventually teleported to loose the idiot)

 

 

 

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[images removed - no naming names ~Alduron]

 

 

 

this wasnt funny so much as disturbing...he really needs some anti-agression pills.


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=;

 

 

 

 

 

(at this point I turned off public chat and had no idea what he said, he continued to follow me, i'm sure was talking although I couldnt hear him..I eventually teleported to loose the idiot)

 

 

 

 

I love doing that to noobs who want "free stuff plz."

 

Shame is, some of them have that one more brain cell than other noobs so they spam you on pm. Good 'ol blocker 8-)

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My RS Char is female, yet I'm male. I made my char female to see how people respond to a female char rather than a male char. Some people are automatically nice, some people are perverts. It's funny really.

 

 

 

I got this one time.

 

 

 

Him - "Nice bust"

 

Me - "Thanks mate, I'm a guy BTW"

 

Me - "You just stared at a man's bust"


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Well, I remember one :P Don't remember the exact conversation, but it went something like this:

 

 

 

noob: Do you want to be my pet?

 

me: umm, no?

 

noob: Your my pet now

 

me: whatever

 

*noob starts following me*

 

noob: I'm gonna call you *pet name here*

 

*I start to run*

 

*I lose him, after a while*

 

*noob pms me*

 

noob: You can't get away from me

 

*I block him*

 

 

 

Was kind of annoying, but made me laugh a but :P Espescially considring I was atleast 40 cb lvls higher than him.


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I bet he was like "OmG MY P3t is strng3r than U!!!11!" to everyone he saw, lol.


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lol I should try that one day :P I wanna make a link to this thread on my profile but I've forgotten how >.<

 

 

 

Highlight, copy, and paste the (ugly) URL, or highlight and copy the (ugly) URL and put it where the star is:

 

 

 

This is where you put words that people will click on for the topic link. Put whatever you want, anything appropriate, that is.

 

 

 

Example:

 

 

 

Click here to see how n00bs say the funniest things!

 

 

 

Anyways, I happen to see quite a few funny n00bs, but I don't seem to pay much attention, so I forgot about what they said.


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i remember one, but this isnt mine so i cannot take credit. (ill use 'me' to mean the person who said this)

 

 

 

it went something like"

 

 

 

Noob: ill buy those bunny ears.

 

Me: theyre nontradable

 

Noob: how much?

 

Me: you cant trade them

 

Noob: then how can i get them

 

Me: you would have ot build a time machine, go back to last easter, and get them

 

Noob: oh, ok...

 

Noob: how can i go about building this time machine.

 

 

 

:lol: that one had me in stitches!

 

 

 

lol i think that one is quite funny too :lol:


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i was wanderer in varrock with my zammy full, then a noob came and i morph in the most sacred form of all: "the easter egg"

 

 

 

noob:w00t, how do you do that?

 

me:what?

 

noob:THAT!

 

me:ah, this is an egg duhh!!!

 

noob:an egg?

 

me:yeah! in soviet russia, egg eats you!!!

 

noob:w00T!

 

me:lol

 

(so i do the egg run to make the noob more impressed)

 

noob:woah! how do you do that?

 

me:...

 

me:...

 

noob: cmon say it!

 

me:...

 

noob:plz!!!!

 

me:ok! listen carefully:

 

noob:ok11111

 

me:to get this all sacred form you need to have lvl 95 mage, this form add you a bonus on def.

 

noob:really?

 

me:lol

 

noob:c'mon

 

me:wanna see a stuff a lot impressive?

 

noob:umm, ok!

 

(i display and talk at the zombie head form hallowen event)

 

noob:wow!

 

noob:what is that?

 

me:a monk's head

 

noob:wtf?

 

me:yeah a monk head, to get it you need 85 prayer

 

noob:woot, how i get it?

 

me: it is the St Jonh's head.

 

noob:really?

 

me:yes to get it you must go to a templar temple and pay 5m to a knight templar.

 

noob:where are the templars?

 

me:they are in france, but you must go quick before philip IV execut them.

 

noob:OH

 

(time later after many jokes with a friend)

 

noob:heym that is not tru, the egg is an easter ring!

 

me:ok...

 

noob:how you get it?!?!?

 

me:you're a noob

 

noob:i'm not! i got a lvl 85 account!

 

me:really?

 

noob:yes

 

me:how a lvl 85 dont know about a easter ring?

 

noob:errr...welll...

 

me:noob!


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my favorite one from the past

 

 

 

Noob(lvl61): hello

 

Me(lvl49 at the time): yea?

 

Noob: can i have your armor plz? (full black Mystic)

 

Me: uh....no.

 

Noob: give it to me noob! u dont deserve it! i'll kill u in wildy!

 

Me: first off its members armor and it costs 600k

 

Noob: liar. reported for item scamming!

 

Me: tell them i said hi idiot

 

 

 

thats how it went. or something like that :roll:


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this noob pm's me- note i do not have a blue party hat.

 

 

 

noob- can i have your blue party hat

 

me-don't have one

 

noob- yes u do noob i saw u wearing one, give it to me

 

me-lol don't have one noob, go beg some 1 else that actually has 1

 

noob-u noob im reporting u for being a noob!!!

 

me-i wish we could....


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oooh i got lots of this, but all heard from freinds :D

 

 

 

player: Poisoning daggers for free!

 

me: er, so I give you a dagger, you poison it, and you hand it back right?

 

(quick check, nope, he's not in highscores for herby)

 

player: yes that's right, can I have your dagger please.

 

me: why not just hand out free weapon poison?

 

player: I want xp from poisoning them

 

me: that sounds suspiciously like item scamming to me

 

player: it is.

 

 

 

You can guess what happened next

 

 

 

and this is is funny too:

 

 

 

Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

Noob2: Why?

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

^this one made me laugh alot

 

 

 

and i got this one too

 

 

 

Noob:Can I have some sausages?

 

Guy(weilding abby whip):huh?

 

Noob:Can i have some sausages

 

Guy:What sausages?

 

Noob:The ones you're holding

 

Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it)

 

Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some

 

Guy:it's an abyssal whip

 

Noob:they're sausages

 

Guy:they're not sausages!!

 

Noob:noob im reporting you

 

Guy:for what?

 

Noob: for not sharing food

 

Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!!

 

Noob:omg why didn't you say so ffs noob

 

^lol i always tought whips look weird

 

 

 

thats all i have for now :lol:


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