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Noobs say the funniest things!


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xXAbyssalXx
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A while back I saw a topic in the Runescape Forums about people having hilarious conversations with noobs. Basically you just post a conversation you had with a noob who was trying to scam you, report you etc ;)



Happy Posting! :mrgreen:

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I remember one that someone mentioned on these forums a while ago.. I thought it was pretty funny. I can't take credit for it, and I don't know who said it.



Newb: ill buy those bunny ears.

Me: theyre nontradable

Newb: how much?

Me: you cant trade them

Newb: then how can i get them

Me: you would have ot build a time machine, go back to last easter, and get them

Newb: oh, ok...

Newb: how can i go about building this time machine.





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heres 1:



noob: hi

me: hi

noob: whats that hat??

me: a santa

noob: can i buy???

me: if you have the cash =)

noob: 5k??

me: your about 12mil off there

noob: what! your reported for item scamming



good times good times :roll:
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(in varrok palace-in the bedroom at the time)

noob:get out of my house

me:its not urs

noob:reported

me:ok...

(noob follows me saying i hav no life, etc etc

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He: Hey *censored*head *censored*head!

Me: Reported

He: *swear word* you

Me: Reported again

He: Noone talks to you noob, the level 70 noob reporting people that has no life!



Not funny, but sooo noobish...



I'm wielding Rune Axe. Noob starts following me.



Me: What do you want?

He: Can I have your axe?

Me: Yes, if you pay for it. 20K at least.

He keeps following me a long time

Me: Stop following me noob!

He: Reported! Level 30 is no noob!



EDIT: Changed wearing Rune Axe to wielding Rune Axe and swear words are cut out.

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Just a funny little line I was told at my clan drop-party by a passerby.

He: Wow Mister, I wish I had a devil hat like yours. (Red H'ween)


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Enrico1992, change yours, even though it was done in game, you can't swear on here. Just change it to *swear* or something.
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I'm wearing Rune Axe.


Wearing? Did you selotape the axe on your chest? :lol:
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It was two noobs going at it, and finally one got angry and finally one challenged the other to a wildy fight...



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The whole time they were talking I was giggling to myself.
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rofl, keep it going people :lol:

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:shock: The kids on Rs are really wierd..



Lvl 3: Hi

Me: Yo

Lvl 3: How old are you?

Me: 15...You?

Lvl 3: 9 years old

Me: Cool

Lvl 3: Do you want to be Lesby with me?

Me: Ok \/\/tf leave me alone plz?



And I ran away... jeeze

i am a paint noob


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I'm wearing Rune Axe.


Wearing? Did you selotape the axe on your chest? :lol:




Okay, okay WIELDING. I'll also cut out the swear words.

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=;



One more for noobs say the dumbest things:



noob: be my girlfriend

me: no

noob: c'mon on be my girlfriend

me: no - go away

noob: why not?

me: cause I'm old enough to be your mother

noob: sure you are, yur like 15 right?

me: No I'm 37

noob: yur lying

me: no I'm 37

noob: what are you some kind of pervo freak playing a kids game

me: go away

noob: reported

me: whatever dude

noob: give me stuff and I wont report you

me: no - god, I need to turn my chat filer on

noob:.......

(at this point I turned off public chat and had no idea what he said, he continued to follow me, i'm sure was talking although I couldnt hear him..I eventually teleported to loose the idiot)



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this wasnt funny so much as disturbing...he really needs some anti-agression pills.
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=;





(at this point I turned off public chat and had no idea what he said, he continued to follow me, i'm sure was talking although I couldnt hear him..I eventually teleported to loose the idiot)




I love doing that to noobs who want "free stuff plz."

Shame is, some of them have that one more brain cell than other noobs so they spam you on pm. Good 'ol blocker 8-)

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My RS Char is female, yet I'm male. I made my char female to see how people respond to a female char rather than a male char. Some people are automatically nice, some people are perverts. It's funny really.



I got this one time.



Him - "Nice bust"

Me - "Thanks mate, I'm a guy BTW"

Me - "You just stared at a man's bust"

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lol I should try that one day :P I wanna make a link to this thread on my profile but I've forgotten how >.<

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Well, I remember one :P Don't remember the exact conversation, but it went something like this:



noob: Do you want to be my pet?

me: umm, no?

noob: Your my pet now

me: whatever

*noob starts following me*

noob: I'm gonna call you *pet name here*

*I start to run*

*I lose him, after a while*

*noob pms me*

noob: You can't get away from me

*I block him*



Was kind of annoying, but made me laugh a but :P Espescially considring I was atleast 40 cb lvls higher than him.

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I bet he was like "OmG MY P3t is strng3r than U!!!11!" to everyone he saw, lol.
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lol I should try that one day :P I wanna make a link to this thread on my profile but I've forgotten how >.<




Highlight, copy, and paste the (ugly) URL, or highlight and copy the (ugly) URL and put it where the star is:



This is where you put words that people will click on for the topic link. Put whatever you want, anything appropriate, that is.



Example:



Click here to see how n00bs say the funniest things!



Anyways, I happen to see quite a few funny n00bs, but I don't seem to pay much attention, so I forgot about what they said.
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