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Alright, so I'm fishing on my level 25 PKer in Barbarian Village, and a level 70 comes up...yeah.

 

 

 

Him: Stupid mage noob.

 

Me: ...

 

Him: Yeah, you. Stupid noob.

 

Me: ...

 

Him: You stupid noob, my magic is prolly higher than yours.

 

Me: I'm sure it is.

 

Him: That's right, noob. Want to fight? I could kill you.

 

Me: I'm sure you could, seeing as you are nearly three times my level.

 

Him: I could you stupid noob, kill you with my 2h.

 

 

 

 

 

It's really not that funny, just thought of how stupid this guy was. I did nothing to provoke him, yet he begins to insult me. I've lost all hope in humanity.


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These people are funny!


"People are idiots. Some just like to say they reported you to see your reaction, others are just spastic losers that believe everything is reportable, and others got banned and end up reporting everyone because they are mentally disturbed"

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level13:where did you get that rmer

 

it was trimmed addy

 

level51:i trimmed it myself

 

level51:I CAN TRIM YOURS TOO it is on the crafting skill

 

level51:you have to have level 999 crafting to do it

 

level51: just give me yours i can trim it

 

level13:ok ok i have full steel

 

level51:that would be perfect hand over

 

me:scammer scammer scammer

 

level51:shut the [bleep] up n00b

 

level51:scamming is my perfesion

 

me:lmao a confession

 

me:reported

 

level13:hear is the ermor

 

level51:teleports

 

level13:0mg 0mg need aermer1111


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Some newbie was standing at the falador furnace and was saying "Buying 4 iron bars" for 30 minutes or something. Then someone finnaly was kind enough to give them to him to shut him up


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Noob: Hi where you get those imp masks?

 

Me: It's a red halloween mask

 

Noob: No it's not it looks like a imp head

 

Me: Well it sorta is a dragon head..

 

Noob: Noob, fake dmed!!

 

Me: Lol


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oooh i got lots of this, but all heard from freinds :D

 

Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

Noob2: Why?

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

^this one made me laugh alot

 

 

 

 

LOL! I bet his brother either killed him or killed himself :lol:

 

 

 

[TEST]

 

Ever had a noob say something stupid to you? Well post it here!

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i remember one, but this isnt mine so i cannot take credit. (ill use 'me' to mean the person who said this)

 

 

 

it went something like"

 

 

 

Noob: ill buy those bunny ears.

 

Me: theyre nontradable

 

Noob: how much?

 

Me: you cant trade them

 

Noob: then how can i get them

 

Me: you would have ot build a time machine, go back to last easter, and get them

 

Noob: oh, ok...

 

Noob: how can i go about building this time machine.

 

 

 

:lol: that one had me in stitches!

 

 

 

that's hularious.. :lol:


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him: bi u legzz!1!!

 

him: bi u legzz!!1!

 

him: ffs *expletive* bi u *expetive* legs u *expletive* noob irl!!1!1

 

me: im sory, im using them, maybe you would like to purchase a pancreus instead

 

him: giv me panacur fre plz noob

 

:-s


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him: bi u legzz!1!!

 

him: bi u legzz!!1!

 

him: * *expletive* bi u *expetive* legs u *expletive* noob irl!!1!1

 

me: im sory, im using them, maybe you would like to purchase a pancreus instead

 

him: giv me panacur fre plz noob

 

:-s

 

 

 

I'm guessing that guys about 10 or 9 years old :|

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This happened a while ago.

 

 

 

( I was wearing my warrior outfit, with Obby shield)

 

A lvl 27 guy comes up to me:

 

 

 

Noob:Hi

 

Me:Hello.

 

Noob:Omg!!1!!

 

Me:What?

 

Noob:Whats dat shield?

 

Me:Obby shield.

 

Noob:What kinda name is obby?

 

Me:It's an obsidian shield.

 

Noob:You said it wus obby. Reported for item scamminng.

 

Me:Obby = short for obsidian.

 

Noob:So your shield is a short version of an obsidian one?

 

Me:No...My shield is obsidian. Obby is obsidian, just shorter name.

 

Noob:I see..What def lvl is needed?

 

Me:60

 

Noob:I got that! Gimme your shield noob!!

 

Me:How about no?

 

Noob:I wil kill you! I can attack outta the wildy!

 

Me:Fascinating.

 

Noob:Yeah! Gimme your shield!

 

Me:No.

 

Noob:Lemme go get my attacking outta wildy staff. Brb!

 

 

 

He never came back :?


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yeah i remember one time..i was cookin on a range in little house in varrock..i burnt some food. and a noob said take your trash outside.. lol

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last week i was in castle wars and a lvl 3 asked me if i was a member lol

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This happened a while ago.

 

 

 

( I was wearing my warrior outfit, with Obby shield)

 

A lvl 27 guy comes up to me:

 

 

 

Noob:Hi

 

Me:Hello.

 

Noob:Omg!!1!!

 

Me:What?

 

Noob:Whats dat shield?

 

Me:Obby shield.

 

Noob:What kinda name is obby?

 

Me:It's an obsidian shield.

 

Noob:You said it wus obby. Reported for item scamminng.

 

Me:Obby = short for obsidian.

 

Noob:So your shield is a short version of an obsidian one?

 

Me:No...My shield is obsidian. Obby is obsidian, just shorter name.

 

Noob:I see..What def lvl is needed?

 

Me:60

 

Noob:I got that! Gimme your shield noob!!

 

Me:How about no?

 

Noob:I wil kill you! I can attack outta the wildy!

 

Me:Fascinating.

 

Noob:Yeah! Gimme your shield!

 

Me:No.

 

Noob:Lemme go get my attacking outta wildy staff. Brb!

 

 

 

He never came back :?

 

 

 

It's scary seeing how stupid some people are :lol:

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This poor person thought that you got mime gear by buring bones..

 

 

 

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They proceded to run around madly gathering bones in the chicken farm..

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I liked this one. People were selling laws for 400 each in World 1.

 

 

 

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Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

Noob2: Why?

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

^this one made me laugh alot

 

 

 

and i got this one too

 

 

 

Noob:Can I have some sausages?

 

Guy(weilding abby whip):huh?

 

Noob:Can i have some sausages

 

Guy:What sausages?

 

Noob:The ones you're holding

 

Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it)

 

Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some

 

Guy:it's an abyssal whip

 

Noob:they're sausages

 

Guy:they're not sausages!!

 

Noob:noob im reporting you

 

Guy:for what?

 

Noob: for not sharing food

 

Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!!

 

Noob:omg why didn't you say so * noob

 

^lol i always tought whips look weird

 

 

 

ROFL these made me ROFL literally

 

me: he'll be so happy for you that you'll be that guys zombie head :anxious:

 

And the bunny ears one was good...lol


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Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

Noob2: Why?

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

^this one made me laugh alot

 

 

 

and i got this one too

 

 

 

Noob:Can I have some sausages?

 

Guy(weilding abby whip):huh?

 

Noob:Can i have some sausages

 

Guy:What sausages?

 

Noob:The ones you're holding

 

Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it)

 

Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some

 

Guy:it's an abyssal whip

 

Noob:they're sausages

 

Guy:they're not sausages!!

 

Noob:noob im reporting you

 

Guy:for what?

 

Noob: for not sharing food

 

Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!!

 

Noob:omg why didn't you say so * noob

 

^lol i always tought whips look weird

 

 

 

ROFL these made me ROFL literally

 

me: he'll be so happy for you that you'll be that guys zombie head :anxious:

 

And the bunny ears one was good...lol

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: I like the second one, the first one wasn't so funny. I wish I owned an abbyssal whip, it would suit me, da L337 chef so perfectly well if someone thought they were sausage links!

 

 

 

Can you literally ROFL? I've never done while reading...

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Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

Noob2: Why?

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

^this one made me laugh alot

 

 

 

and i got this one too

 

 

 

Noob:Can I have some sausages?

 

Guy(weilding abby whip):huh?

 

Noob:Can i have some sausages

 

Guy:What sausages?

 

Noob:The ones you're holding

 

Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it)

 

Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some

 

Guy:it's an abyssal whip

 

Noob:they're sausages

 

Guy:they're not sausages!!

 

Noob:noob im reporting you

 

Guy:for what?

 

Noob: for not sharing food

 

Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!!

 

Noob:omg why didn't you say so * noob

 

^lol i always tought whips look weird

 

 

 

ROFL these made me ROFL literally

 

me: he'll be so happy for you that you'll be that guys zombie head :anxious:

 

And the bunny ears one was good...lol

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: I like the second one, the first one wasn't so funny. I wish I owned an abbyssal whip, it would suit me, da L337 chef so perfectly well if someone thought they were sausage links!

 

 

 

Can you literally ROFL? I've never done while reading...

 

 

 

I have....

 

 

 

 

 

It was some stupid joke in the forum games. Something like "to cow are in a tree steaking waffles. then another horse comes...." It wasn't funny at first, but after like 6 or 7 time of reading it, I found that it wasn't supposed to make sense, it was just plain [developmentally delayed]ed.

 

 

 

 

 

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I love the Crown one. That one almost made me rofl.


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Heres my conversation with a noob that i think may suffer from some mental issues

 

 

 

Me: Selling d long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Noob: Ohhhhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhhhh i buy i buy it

 

Me: Okay, whats your offer

 

Noob: I give u some shrimpies and 12gpees ohhhh and bronze scimmy

 

Me: Uh no thanks for offering

 

Noob: ZOMG u fauking n00b wut ur porb?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

Me: Ummmm im gonna leave now

 

Noob: NO!!!! STFU n00by ch00by fr00by dont just wak away from me, thats right rune else i p00n u wit my scimmy

 

Me: Plz go away you stupid noob

 

Noob: Reported for being a {FCC}hole. Have fun being banned n00b

 

 

 

Two weeks later one of this noobs classmates from school informed me that the noob was trying to scam people and it didnt work. THen he went off the deep end and eventually got nailed by jagex for offensive language, item scamming, and having an autotyper. He got banned for life and quit the game.

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ive some nice screens... like this 1...

 

 

 

all noobs (up to lvl 108 :D)

 

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and a noob noob...

 

 

 

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Here's one of my all time favorite noob conversations

 

 

 

Noob: Miner you have 99 smithing!!!

 

Me: Oh really? I wasn't aware =p

 

Noob: How did you get it?

 

Me: By smelting 1 mil bronze bars

 

Me: I did it all in three days =p

 

 

 

-- Noob wanders off only to come back 10 minutes later---

 

 

 

Noob: Miner did you mine all the tin and copper or did you buy it?


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I was in Karamja cooking my lobbies when I got this:

 

 

 

Some guy whose name I don't remember: Get away from my fire, noob.

 

 

 

It's not like my presence was affecting his cooking.


"People are idiots. Some just like to say they reported you to see your reaction, others are just spastic losers that believe everything is reportable, and others got banned and end up reporting everyone because they are mentally disturbed"

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I was making planks like 3 days ago and some random guy comes up to me and I'll start the conversation here...

 

 

 

Person1 (p1): Buying full mystic!

 

P1: Buying full mystic

 

P1: pmg n33bs!!!! buying fulll mystic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

 

Me: I'll sell it, I'm busy atm so just add me and I will sell it in like 30 minutes.

 

P1: Thanks!!!!!!!!

 

*P1 starts following me*

 

Me: Add me, I'll PM you...

 

P1: Nah, Il w8.

 

Me: ok? -.-

 

P2: You want to buy full mystic P1?

 

P1: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!!!11111

 

P2: How much you offer...

 

P1: 500k

 

P2: Ok sure

 

Me: I'll sell it for 400k...

 

P2: OK bai....

 

P1: Go to bank

 

Me: OK, I'll get it out

 

P1 wishes to trade with you

 

*P1 offers 40k*

 

Declined Trade

 

Me: That's 40k

 

P1: n0 its n0t!!1 its 4000k!!!!!!111

 

Me: ok? I'll think about it...

 

*continues to make planks*

 

*P1 is still following me and does for like 20 minutes*

 

Me: What?...

 

P1: Buying full mystic!!!!

 

me: ...

 

 

 

How stupid can you get, following me for 20 minutes. I put chat off and turned it back on, it was something like...

 

 

 

TALK!

 

omg talk noooob

 

noob dood!!!

 

Sell me mytec

 

omg!!!11

 

 

 

LOL? :roll:


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lol...these are funny. I've got two, both from today

 

 

 

noob:foolow to win 100k!!

 

I start following, along with a lvl 69

 

noob starts walking

 

me:this is probably a scam

 

lvl 69:yeah, this is probably a scam

 

noob stops walking

 

me:is this a scam?

 

lvl 69:im sure it is

 

noob:duh!

 

me:reported

 

lvl 69:reported

 

 

 

lol, he even admitted he was scamming...

 

 

 

second one:

 

 

 

noob:who wants to get rich?

 

a bunch of guys, including me walk over

 

noob:ok, just give me money and i'll give back 3 times as much

 

me:scam!!!!! don't do it!!!!!

 

everyone except for a lvl 37 walks away

 

me:report him

 

noob:i'll give u 3 gp if u don't report me! youll be rich!

 

lvl 37:too late

 

me:3 gp is what you call rich????

 

 

 

lol


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