Icingdeath Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Alright, so I'm fishing on my level 25 PKer in Barbarian Village, and a level 70 comes up...yeah. Him: Stupid mage noob. Me: ... Him: Yeah, you. Stupid noob. Me: ... Him: You stupid noob, my magic is prolly higher than yours. Me: I'm sure it is. Him: That's right, noob. Want to fight? I could kill you. Me: I'm sure you could, seeing as you are nearly three times my level. Him: I could you stupid noob, kill you with my 2h. It's really not that funny, just thought of how stupid this guy was. I did nothing to provoke him, yet he begins to insult me. I've lost all hope in humanity. I really wouldn't call it an era. It was more of a definitive time period during which dinstinctive characteristics were expressed in similar ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironori Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 These people are funny! "People are idiots. Some just like to say they reported you to see your reaction, others are just spastic losers that believe everything is reportable, and others got banned and end up reporting everyone because they are mentally disturbed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viv Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 level13:where did you get that rmer it was trimmed addy level51:i trimmed it myself level51:I CAN TRIM YOURS TOO it is on the crafting skill level51:you have to have level 999 crafting to do it level51: just give me yours i can trim it level13:ok ok i have full steel level51:that would be perfect hand over me:scammer scammer scammer level51:shut the [bleep] up n00b level51:scamming is my perfesion me:lmao a confession me:reported level13:hear is the ermor level51:teleports level13:0mg 0mg need aermer1111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potatosniped Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Some newbie was standing at the falador furnace and was saying "Buying 4 iron bars" for 30 minutes or something. Then someone finnaly was kind enough to give them to him to shut him up Sig by mePowermining to Victory! (80/85) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow93 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Noob: Hi where you get those imp masks? Me: It's a red halloween mask Noob: No it's not it looks like a imp head Me: Well it sorta is a dragon head.. Noob: Noob, fake dmed!! Me: Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXAbyssalXx Posted June 25, 2006 Author Share Posted June 25, 2006 oooh i got lots of this, but all heard from freinds :D Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot LOL! I bet his brother either killed him or killed himself :lol: [TEST] Ever had a noob say something stupid to you? Well post it here! |Noobs :roll:|Ebaums steals! :evil:|Go Stephie! :mrgreen:|http:// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dread_rasta Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 i remember one, but this isnt mine so i cannot take credit. (ill use 'me' to mean the person who said this) it went something like" Noob: ill buy those bunny ears. Me: theyre nontradable Noob: how much? Me: you cant trade them Noob: then how can i get them Me: you would have ot build a time machine, go back to last easter, and get them Noob: oh, ok... Noob: how can i go about building this time machine. :lol: that one had me in stitches! that's hularious.. :lol: Nodding DuckRange: 71/80|Strenght:70/70 |Currently starting at members| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh_soldier Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 him: bi u legzz!1!! him: bi u legzz!!1! him: ffs *expletive* bi u *expetive* legs u *expletive* noob irl!!1!1 me: im sory, im using them, maybe you would like to purchase a pancreus instead him: giv me panacur fre plz noob :-s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXAbyssalXx Posted June 25, 2006 Author Share Posted June 25, 2006 him: bi u legzz!1!! him: bi u legzz!!1! him: * *expletive* bi u *expetive* legs u *expletive* noob irl!!1!1 me: im sory, im using them, maybe you would like to purchase a pancreus instead him: giv me panacur fre plz noob :-s I'm guessing that guys about 10 or 9 years old :| |Noobs :roll:|Ebaums steals! :evil:|Go Stephie! :mrgreen:|http:// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_Tiger Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 This happened a while ago. ( I was wearing my warrior outfit, with Obby shield) A lvl 27 guy comes up to me: Noob:Hi Me:Hello. Noob:Omg!!1!! Me:What? Noob:Whats dat shield? Me:Obby shield. Noob:What kinda name is obby? Me:It's an obsidian shield. Noob:You said it wus obby. Reported for item scamminng. Me:Obby = short for obsidian. Noob:So your shield is a short version of an obsidian one? Me:No...My shield is obsidian. Obby is obsidian, just shorter name. Noob:I see..What def lvl is needed? Me:60 Noob:I got that! Gimme your shield noob!! Me:How about no? Noob:I wil kill you! I can attack outta the wildy! Me:Fascinating. Noob:Yeah! Gimme your shield! Me:No. Noob:Lemme go get my attacking outta wildy staff. Brb! He never came back :? 91 Combat80 Cooking Yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneyman5 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 yeah i remember one time..i was cookin on a range in little house in varrock..i burnt some food. and a noob said take your trash outside.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bravenob Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 last week i was in castle wars and a lvl 3 asked me if i was a member lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXAbyssalXx Posted June 25, 2006 Author Share Posted June 25, 2006 This happened a while ago. ( I was wearing my warrior outfit, with Obby shield) A lvl 27 guy comes up to me: Noob:Hi Me:Hello. Noob:Omg!!1!! Me:What? Noob:Whats dat shield? Me:Obby shield. Noob:What kinda name is obby? Me:It's an obsidian shield. Noob:You said it wus obby. Reported for item scamminng. Me:Obby = short for obsidian. Noob:So your shield is a short version of an obsidian one? Me:No...My shield is obsidian. Obby is obsidian, just shorter name. Noob:I see..What def lvl is needed? Me:60 Noob:I got that! Gimme your shield noob!! Me:How about no? Noob:I wil kill you! I can attack outta the wildy! Me:Fascinating. Noob:Yeah! Gimme your shield! Me:No. Noob:Lemme go get my attacking outta wildy staff. Brb! He never came back :? It's scary seeing how stupid some people are :lol: |Noobs :roll:|Ebaums steals! :evil:|Go Stephie! :mrgreen:|http:// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightshade53 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 This poor person thought that you got mime gear by buring bones.. They proceded to run around madly gathering bones in the chicken farm.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApplePieMan Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 I liked this one. People were selling laws for 400 each in World 1. :wall: ~~ApplePieMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos_Reborn Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Guy: "I can upgrade your sword to Rune" Me: "So why isn't your sword Rune?" Me: "Huh?" Guy after 3 minutes: "Yeh.." check out my site for stupid coversations =P~ I have even taken screenshots of single moment. Visit my Runescape comedy website, based on in-game screenshots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingbd Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot and i got this one too Noob:Can I have some sausages? Guy(weilding abby whip):huh? Noob:Can i have some sausages Guy:What sausages? Noob:The ones you're holding Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it) Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some Guy:it's an abyssal whip Noob:they're sausages Guy:they're not sausages!! Noob:noob im reporting you Guy:for what? Noob: for not sharing food Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!! Noob:omg why didn't you say so * noob ^lol i always tought whips look weird ROFL these made me ROFL literally me: he'll be so happy for you that you'll be that guys zombie head :anxious: And the bunny ears one was good...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos_Reborn Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot and i got this one too Noob:Can I have some sausages? Guy(weilding abby whip):huh? Noob:Can i have some sausages Guy:What sausages? Noob:The ones you're holding Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it) Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some Guy:it's an abyssal whip Noob:they're sausages Guy:they're not sausages!! Noob:noob im reporting you Guy:for what? Noob: for not sharing food Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!! Noob:omg why didn't you say so * noob ^lol i always tought whips look weird ROFL these made me ROFL literally me: he'll be so happy for you that you'll be that guys zombie head :anxious: And the bunny ears one was good...lol :lol: :lol: :lol: I like the second one, the first one wasn't so funny. I wish I owned an abbyssal whip, it would suit me, da L337 chef so perfectly well if someone thought they were sausage links! Can you literally ROFL? I've never done while reading... Visit my Runescape comedy website, based on in-game screenshots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApplePieMan Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot and i got this one too Noob:Can I have some sausages? Guy(weilding abby whip):huh? Noob:Can i have some sausages Guy:What sausages? Noob:The ones you're holding Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it) Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some Guy:it's an abyssal whip Noob:they're sausages Guy:they're not sausages!! Noob:noob im reporting you Guy:for what? Noob: for not sharing food Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!! Noob:omg why didn't you say so * noob ^lol i always tought whips look weird ROFL these made me ROFL literally me: he'll be so happy for you that you'll be that guys zombie head :anxious: And the bunny ears one was good...lol :lol: :lol: :lol: I like the second one, the first one wasn't so funny. I wish I owned an abbyssal whip, it would suit me, da L337 chef so perfectly well if someone thought they were sausage links! Can you literally ROFL? I've never done while reading... I have.... It was some stupid joke in the forum games. Something like "to cow are in a tree steaking waffles. then another horse comes...." It wasn't funny at first, but after like 6 or 7 time of reading it, I found that it wasn't supposed to make sense, it was just plain [developmentally delayed]ed. On Topic: I love the Crown one. That one almost made me rofl. ~~ApplePieMan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash6110 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Heres my conversation with a noob that i think may suffer from some mental issues Me: Selling d long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Noob: Ohhhhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhhhh i buy i buy it Me: Okay, whats your offer Noob: I give u some shrimpies and 12gpees ohhhh and bronze scimmy Me: Uh no thanks for offering Noob: ZOMG u fauking n00b wut ur porb?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Me: Ummmm im gonna leave now Noob: NO!!!! STFU n00by ch00by fr00by dont just wak away from me, thats right rune else i p00n u wit my scimmy Me: Plz go away you stupid noob Noob: Reported for being a {FCC}hole. Have fun being banned n00b Two weeks later one of this noobs classmates from school informed me that the noob was trying to scam people and it didnt work. THen he went off the deep end and eventually got nailed by jagex for offensive language, item scamming, and having an autotyper. He got banned for life and quit the game. http://www.draynor.net/code/bar/Noobin\Please join my very new up and coming forumshttp://s3.freepowerboards.com/runeboards Feel free to AIM or MSNM me anytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwrm22 Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 ive some nice screens... like this 1... all noobs (up to lvl 108 :D) and a noob noob... ^^ click my sig for my lesser ranging guide ^^jwrm22: 4816th > 99 cooking 100% f2p !1172 total! + 140mil in items.i dont play anymore... i think rs is ruined Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miner_I Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Here's one of my all time favorite noob conversations Noob: Miner you have 99 smithing!!! Me: Oh really? I wasn't aware =p Noob: How did you get it? Me: By smelting 1 mil bronze bars Me: I did it all in three days =p -- Noob wanders off only to come back 10 minutes later--- Noob: Miner did you mine all the tin and copper or did you buy it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironori Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 I was in Karamja cooking my lobbies when I got this: Some guy whose name I don't remember: Get away from my fire, noob. It's not like my presence was affecting his cooking. "People are idiots. Some just like to say they reported you to see your reaction, others are just spastic losers that believe everything is reportable, and others got banned and end up reporting everyone because they are mentally disturbed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mollerz Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 I was making planks like 3 days ago and some random guy comes up to me and I'll start the conversation here... Person1 (p1): Buying full mystic! P1: Buying full mystic P1: pmg n33bs!!!! buying fulll mystic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 Me: I'll sell it, I'm busy atm so just add me and I will sell it in like 30 minutes. P1: Thanks!!!!!!!! *P1 starts following me* Me: Add me, I'll PM you... P1: Nah, Il w8. Me: ok? -.- P2: You want to buy full mystic P1? P1: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!!!11111 P2: How much you offer... P1: 500k P2: Ok sure Me: I'll sell it for 400k... P2: OK bai.... P1: Go to bank Me: OK, I'll get it out P1 wishes to trade with you *P1 offers 40k* Declined Trade Me: That's 40k P1: n0 its n0t!!1 its 4000k!!!!!!111 Me: ok? I'll think about it... *continues to make planks* *P1 is still following me and does for like 20 minutes* Me: What?... P1: Buying full mystic!!!! me: ... How stupid can you get, following me for 20 minutes. I put chat off and turned it back on, it was something like... TALK! omg talk noooob noob dood!!! Sell me mytec omg!!!11 LOL? :roll: Click my signature for my blog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurinEthir Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 lol...these are funny. I've got two, both from today noob:foolow to win 100k!! I start following, along with a lvl 69 noob starts walking me:this is probably a scam lvl 69:yeah, this is probably a scam noob stops walking me:is this a scam? lvl 69:im sure it is noob:duh! me:reported lvl 69:reported lol, he even admitted he was scamming... second one: noob:who wants to get rich? a bunch of guys, including me walk over noob:ok, just give me money and i'll give back 3 times as much me:scam!!!!! don't do it!!!!! everyone except for a lvl 37 walks away me:report him noob:i'll give u 3 gp if u don't report me! youll be rich! lvl 37:too late me:3 gp is what you call rich???? lol Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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