p0nd3r4 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Ahaha, so many memories lost of this sorta thing, but there's been hundreds of incidents. Memorable incident 1: idiot: selling coal bars Memorable incident 2: This is over private chat. idiot: hi im david giv me ur pass My memory sucks so I can only remember those 2 :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p0nd3r4 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Some guy claiming to know me -.- Yes, the other conversation was private.. ROFL The blacked out guy didn't say anything funny at all... I think the other one was funnier... so tell me, what are you wearing? *winks* lmao Sorry :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 lol did someone had to bring that up -.- it was a girl !! not a dude!! ! ! ! i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hungryblader Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Ok, you know that house in fally, that big mansion, with nobody in it. It has two floors. I was there, for no reason at all, and a lvl 5 comes up and says "get out of my house" I said, "no" I don't remember exactly what he said, but it was something to the effect of, "Ill kill you." At this point, I weilded my steel woodcutter's axe. (I had mitril stuff in the bank) The noob private messages his lvl 10 friend. They both walk right up to me. I put on a steel med helm. (I found it on the ground. If only I'd had my mith armor) They just stand there, and I walk on in. OK, another time. My sister just started an account as "Evil toad5" She's a lvl 5. A lvl 10 (still a noob, but higher than her) walks up and insults her. She tells him to shut up. Then she threatens him. He says, "You can't kill me" She replies "oh, you wanna see?" Oh, yeah, she says the same kinda stuff to me, and shes 11 and im 14. "Dost hath not giveth thy name 'noob' to thy brethren... ...Or thou art must considereth thyself a noob as well." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaym112 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 lol did someone had to bring that up -.- it was a girl !! not a dude!! ! ! ! And That only makes it more interesting :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 lol did someone had to bring that up -.- it was a girl !! not a dude!! ! ! ! And That only makes it more interesting :wink: oh darn .. I dug myself in deeper =p i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaimodz Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 I was walking north from Al Kharid when.... ???: Buing rune playlegs [Admin Edit: Innapropriate Text in sig removed] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wortelhaar Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 idiot: hi im david giv me ur passyou fell for it? :lol: fine, happy now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXAbyssalXx Posted June 29, 2006 Author Share Posted June 29, 2006 This is a very weird one i only remember a part but it is way dumber. (I am walking through Lumbridge) Noob: Whoa u r so so rich!!! Me: ...I am? Noob: Duh You have a black and blue party hat Me: ???They r wizard hats Noob: Liar i report u for item scamming Me: U cant do that i didnt do anything Noob: Reported for offensive language Me: ? Noob: Why do u wear copper armor that is so weak my bronze is better Me: Its Dragon!!! Noob: U Wish, ...whats a dragon? Me: forget it Noob: Give me all your riches or i tell me brother Andrew Goward Me : Lol Noob: Thats it your gonna pay Me:? Noob: I tell him right now!!! Stay!!! And he never came back again 8-) That gets a big LOL from me :lol: |Noobs :roll:|Ebaums steals! :evil:|Go Stephie! :mrgreen:|http:// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burninator47 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 oooh i got lots of this, but all heard from freinds :D player: Poisoning daggers for free! me: er, so I give you a dagger, you poison it, and you hand it back right? (quick check, nope, he's not in highscores for herby) player: yes that's right, can I have your dagger please. me: why not just hand out free weapon poison? player: I want xp from poisoning them me: that sounds suspiciously like item scamming to me player: it is. You can guess what happened next and this is is funny too: Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot and i got this one too Noob:Can I have some sausages? Guy(weilding abby whip):huh? Noob:Can i have some sausages Guy:What sausages? Noob:The ones you're holding Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it) Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some Guy:it's an abyssal whip Noob:they're sausages Guy:they're not sausages!! Noob:noob im reporting you Guy:for what? Noob: for not sharing food Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!! Noob:omg why didn't you say so * noob ^lol i always tought whips look weird thats all i have for now :lol: Those are some really funny ones lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetdeal7777 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Me: Buying rune (g) plate Noob: CRICE42 (me) CAN'T TRIM RUNE! REPORT HIM!!!!!!! Me: ****** (noob) I never said I could, just want to buy... Noob: Stop trying to scam people! Reported! Me: What are you reporting me for? Noob: Offensive language, you swore at me! Here's where I add him to my ignore list :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fire_skulll300 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 lol one noob was really bugging me once so i put him on my ignore list then i deleted him from it to savve space then he contacted me again and started being really annoying so right before i put him on my ignore list again i said "the ignore list is very friendly" lol hasnt contacted me since maybe thats just because he is on my ignore list though (\/) 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.(O.o) cabbage rools(><) my sig is cool, if you agree put this in your sig. *is too lazy to animate*^the bunny is back! yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanonator Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 I liked this one. People were selling laws for 400 each in World 1. :wall:Well, i dont blame him. :oops: big story coming up. about last...i cant remember, we were moving andi didnt have the internet fr bout 3 mjonths cuzza the dumbbutt internet co. so, i had like...200 laws, and convinced that i was going to get 200k out of it. that could be fine, but my parents just had to chose the time when laws were freakin verging in prices. sooooo, a lvl bout 130 (:lol: i know that's impossible but that guy was smarter than me atthe moment so wat lacked in lvl l;acked in knowlage over my pathetic brain.) came over to me and said: him:lol...noob... me:what? you makin fun of me er somethin???? him:lol...yeah, ur a newb...laws are 300per now * head. me:no theyre not... him:uhm...yeah...dumb*** noob. me:dude stop messin with me fore i pop you one. him:lol...wotever u dumb*** newb. so that one was on me. :oops: Heres one i have thogh. So we (my cousin yadda yadda yadda) were in in the Hill Giant place by varrok. Cousin:hey, yur still wantin 1k bbones for 200k, right? noob:lol, mother* noobs. 1k bbones is impossible to get. Me:yeah, bro(to my cousin). buut, as for you, my noobin lil dumbbut friend... Me:im reportin ya. Noob:lol, like u will do nething *head. im a mod Me:where's your crown mr. moddy woddy? noob:Its invisible, u dumb newb.. i pay 50$ to get it invisible. Me:ahh... noob:wat, u dont believe me??? my main is lvl 356, newb! u wonn fight? Me:no ty, my fine friend...i have a feeling your mad and angry enough. Noob:u still dont belieeve me?! my main is the old nite!! (may i tell you that this was after the old nite died) Me:1st of all, the old nite is dead...2nd, the max lvl is 126 noob:nu-uhh newb. you pay 50$ to get more levels. :-k so lets get this straight...you can pay 100$ to be an undercover mod and get 300 more levels...Interesting... RETIRED:XtnucxKanonatorTermionkatilUndead StrLed Floyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfhunterXZ Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 -Wolfy's first post in General- Wow... Alot of those are so hilarious.. Back in the day before I got members.. (I was f2p for 4 1/2 out of 5 years I've had this account, no, really.) and I remember the f2p ness.. All the newbies asking me for money and armor (full rune and whatnot) maybe some time I should go to a f2p server wearing just full rune and walk about.. Considering it is my heritage on Runescape.. Sadly, I remember no encounters with newbies. :P Wolfy is Officially Retired.I miss you all (Well, mostly my friends n stuff)If you want to talk to me, send me a message, I check the boards daily. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenValerie Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 This happen to me tonight : Him: Can you make me a abby whip ? Me: Umm,, sure Him: What I need for it ? Me: A very long vine , and some thread and needle Him: Where I get the vine from ? Me : Are you serious ? Him : What ? You don't know where to get the vine from ? Me: umm sure , just go to Karmaja and search the vines. Him: O.K. Stay here I be right back . Me: Are you serious? Him : Yes, I be right back Me.. Umm O.k. then . Him : * Runs towards the docks near Port Sarium. Me :wall: Now I am telling ya all that is 100% full blooded noob.. And I never use that word, but Oh my!!! I thought the guy was kidding me, he was dead serious.. #-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralvn Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 =; One more for noobs say the dumbest things: noob: be my girlfriend me: no noob: c'mon on be my girlfriend me: no - go away noob: why not? me: cause I'm old enough to be your mother noob: sure you are, yur like 15 right? me: No I'm 37 noob: yur lying me: no I'm 37 noob: what are you some kind of pervo freak playing a kids game me: go away noob: reported me: whatever dude noob: give me stuff and I wont report you me: no - god, I need to turn my chat filer on noob:....... (at this point I turned off public chat and had no idea what he said, he continued to follow me, i'm sure was talking although I couldnt hear him..I eventually teleported to loose the idiot) in game: Mistresse combat lvl 100 playing since February 2003 that right there made me laugh :lol: in fact i had one earlier Him: hi me:yea what do u want (im a meanie in rs :P) Him: u wanna share your account? we could be best friends me: no get out of my face now Him: do it. im a jagex moderator. i logged out another one. not really a noob. just the most ignorant kid i have ever met in my entire life. im dead serious. just got this one. cutting yews in edge Him: omg Ralvn you're such a noob you only have full black mystic? (yea only? the kid was lvl 62 and had full initiates on) Me: u cant afford it noob Him: dude i have 8M u dont know who you are talking to Me: obviously i do. lvl 62 full initiate. yea...you have 8M Him: u think you're big and bad? (he thinks he'll win?) Me:beat u anyday Him: bring it. (no problem) Me: i'll give u a dueling ring. bring it on Him: fine noob. i'll show u how much of a noob you are Me: k lets go (so i give him a ring and me a ring. i teled to dueling arena. he teled to castle wars) Me: so where are u Him: in castle wars. im not even gunna waste my time with u. im gunna tell all my friends i beat u so bad (yea he's so cool he chickened out to fight me and is gunna brag that he won against me) Me: ok have fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tbfgraphx14 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 "buying magic string 1k" lol :o Tbfgraphx14Happy to find I'm not the only one who eats glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slurpy17 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 =; One more for noobs say the dumbest things: noob: be my girlfriend me: no noob: c'mon on be my girlfriend me: no - go away noob: why not? me: cause I'm old enough to be your mother noob: sure you are, yur like 15 right? me: No I'm 37 noob: yur lying me: no I'm 37 noob: what are you some kind of pervo freak playing a kids game me: go away noob: reported me: whatever dude noob: give me stuff and I wont report you me: no - god, I need to turn my chat filer on noob:....... (at this point I turned off public chat and had no idea what he said, he continued to follow me, i'm sure was talking although I couldnt hear him..I eventually teleported to loose the idiot) in game: Mistresse combat lvl 100 playing since February 2003 that right there made me laugh :lol: in fact i had one earlier Him: hi me:yea what do u want (im a meanie in rs :P) Him: u wanna share your account? we could be best friends me: no get out of my face now Him: do it. im a jagex moderator. i logged out should have reported him for jagex impersonating! :twisted: what are you some kind of pervo freak playing a kids game YEA WHAT KIND OF PERVO FREAK ARE YOU? Rofl =D> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yellowcard29 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 heres 1: noob: hi me: hi noob: whats that hat?? me: a santa noob: can i buy??? me: if you have the cash =) noob: 5k?? me: your about 12mil off there noob: what! your reported for item scamming good times good times :roll: at the time he wrote that it was half juni now at the end of juni the price of santa is doubled , more than 20mil is it now around 22-23mil that is waht i call " helarious" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pownage2007 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 lmao very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fail_o_holic Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Try this, and this guy was one of my friends: (My Friend, Lvl 50ish guy with no armour.) - I need help with killing, and I'm an expert. Me - Killing what? Him - Chaos elemental for d2h. Me - You'd die very fast, and you only have 50 attack anyway. Him - No! I soloed the kbd 5 times! And I bet I could own zezima! (I looked him up, his prayer isn't on the high-scores...) Me - You couldn't own zezima... Him - Yeah I could, I owned the kbd and got a d med! Me - Why don't you have rune armour then? Him - I got hacked. Me - If you could beat Zezima, you could beat me. Care to duel? (I was 78 cb with 75ish mage.) Him - Ok, can I borrow a dueling ring? Me - Sure. Would you like to be meleed or maged to death? Him - Lol I own you noob! Me - Maged it is. Well, I took him to the duel arena, trounced him (I only took 5 damage, hit 15 each spell generally.), and he hasn't talked to me since, except to pull me out of a slayer assignment saying it's urgent and ask for free armour once I got there... Oh and he's claimed to have been hacked 7 times since then too... Rs should display people's IQ's to help you make friends... - Pfft, my goals are FAR too "fluid" (ie. I have ADD) to be recorded in my sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephie Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 well i got one from training on ice warriors in wild lol Noob : Hey Me : Hey, whats up? Noob : You're actually talking to me! Noob : Most higher levels dont talk to me! Me : Heh, well I find it quite rude to just ignore people :P Noob : How old are you? Me : 19, yourself? Noob : Omg 19, get a life noob! Me : I Have a nice life thanks, have everything i want :) Noob : Like what? A computer and net connection? Me : Well i was going to say boyfriend, job, friends, etc Me : But that works too :) Noob : Omg you stupid noob! Get the **** off my training spot! Me : Not your spot, it's anyone's, besides i was here before you Noob : Alright, then die! *Noob attacks me* Noob : Ha! You stink, i'm owning you so badly! You have just defeated Noob. That's the last i saw of him :P, got a free addy plate and rune scimitar out of it too :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotix04 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Ok so i recently lost members on my main and thought meh. So im now training up my new non combat skiller!! (my new main also) NOOB:autoer ME:MALFUNCTION CODE 1458216 NOOB:its alive everyone bank your stuff!!!!!!! 8-) i actually fell of my chair with laughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 lol did someone had to bring that up -.- it was a girl !! not a dude!! ! ! ! And That only makes it more interesting :wink: oh darn .. I dug myself in deeper =p Ahh, I did not dig myself in deeper, I just realized. harhar i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanonator Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 New one... This might sound like the phony of the year but its all true. Buying full rune in Varrok... Lvl 60 Me:Buying full rune 200k Lvl 43 Noob:hey, u nub, you wona fight me? Private message from him:just say yes, my gf's beside me PM back:ok.............. Me:Sure Noob:lol, nub, im gonna own you so bad... Pm from him:do you have any free lobs? PM back:no...lol....? PM from him:Mf get me lobs you cheap ****! PM back:how bout we fight w no food, but with full armor? Pm back from him:Nub your a dumb*** ****.. Me:ok, follow me noob:lol, no ur a scaredy cat Me:im the one whos tryin to fight noob:lol, your just gonna telly u dumb*** bring it. Me:okk......follow me then..... noob:lol...watever nub. so we're in the wild and i hear: Noob:ATTACK!!!! Then a bunch of lvl 30's attack me.....I then kill them all with a special of my dds... Noob:*running*n0000000! stop ****head Me:hey...ill get a free rune pick and rune legs..why stop now? Noob:cuz if u dont ill report u for item scamming!! Me:the occasion item scamming crap...good plan He runs out of energy...I turn on super stength and drink a zamorak pot... WHAM, hit a 30. Me:hehehe... Noob:N000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!! then he started to spell the f word noob:f noob:u thats all i heard :lol: RETIRED:XtnucxKanonatorTermionkatilUndead StrLed Floyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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