xXAbyssalXx Posted July 2, 2006 Author Share Posted July 2, 2006 lol arter you reported him 4 password scamming report him 4 lanuguge LOL double hitter them 4 you haha A week old topic is old? I might as well start posting about when I encountered you and you started saying something stupid \ |Noobs :roll:|Ebaums steals! :evil:|Go Stephie! :mrgreen:|http:// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kewl_Sabre Posted July 2, 2006 Share Posted July 2, 2006 rofl this one is hilarious some guy put this in the tip it forums it was titled "conspiracy" and was locked the truth of a few things in rs that jagex wouldn't let me type on forums because it must be true 1.zezima zezima is obviously a non player character or program created by jagex as a benchmark for other genuine players. i have seen 'zezima' 3 times all the times stood around a bank walking the same few squares and doing the same thing over and over before logging off. and i have more evidence!............there are 28 spaces in the invent right? but not if your zezima! myself and a few others witnessed zezima fletching making shafts for a half hour continuously with no bank trips! 2. the construction skill jagex are trying to lower prices in rs that is why they relreased the construction skill (confirmed by a jegex staff member on rs forums) so people would spend more money because too much money was coming in from high alcing and stuff and making the prices of everything too high. since the skill was introduced prices have fallen but not much..................and the problem is..rare items such as phats. these are keeping the prices high because they are so rare... the amount of phats and stuff in the game control the price of everything else which brings me to my next point......... 3. the world 111 masscacre this was put aside as a mere 'glitch' in the game. when in fact it was accounts with altered stats created by jagex and released upon falador in a desperate attempt to pk all the phats they could (and give us something to talk about). one by one by random events or simply just making them disappear they will rid the world of phats.................................they hate them! that is why all holiday items are now untradeable because of the problems phats have created. and as a starnge coincidence one of my friends who also knows and spreads the truth was one of the 1st ones to be killed by the lvl 115 who seemed to be the leader. 4.the invincible stage as you will have noticed many times.. when you get a monster to low life, especially the high level ones and random events. you suddenly start hitting 0s and they suddenly start hitting you really hard. this is jagex's little thing to kill you so you keep going back to that black drag or other monster, keeping you playing. you will all have noticed this and you know its true! thats the end for this time! see you again and if u say any of this on the game things will disappear from ur bank and they will be talking about the massacre that was on your world next. u know its true, they have people everywhere. goodbye You know, the guy who originally posted that has a point... I bet Tip.It even helped Jagex fake the Zezima interview! :shock: :lol: Funniest thread in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 :o Rude! i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 rofl this one is hilarious some guy put this in the tip it forums it was titled "conspiracy" and was locked the truth of a few things in rs that jagex wouldn't let me type on forums because it must be true 1.zezima zezima is obviously a non player character or program created by jagex as a benchmark for other genuine players. i have seen 'zezima' 3 times all the times stood around a bank walking the same few squares and doing the same thing over and over before logging off. and i have more evidence!............there are 28 spaces in the invent right? but not if your zezima! myself and a few others witnessed zezima fletching making shafts for a half hour continuously with no bank trips! 2. the construction skill jagex are trying to lower prices in rs that is why they relreased the construction skill (confirmed by a jegex staff member on rs forums) so people would spend more money because too much money was coming in from high alcing and stuff and making the prices of everything too high. since the skill was introduced prices have fallen but not much..................and the problem is..rare items such as phats. these are keeping the prices high because they are so rare... the amount of phats and stuff in the game control the price of everything else which brings me to my next point......... 3. the world 111 masscacre this was put aside as a mere 'glitch' in the game. when in fact it was accounts with altered stats created by jagex and released upon falador in a desperate attempt to pk all the phats they could (and give us something to talk about). one by one by random events or simply just making them disappear they will rid the world of phats.................................they hate them! that is why all holiday items are now untradeable because of the problems phats have created. and as a starnge coincidence one of my friends who also knows and spreads the truth was one of the 1st ones to be killed by the lvl 115 who seemed to be the leader. 4.the invincible stage as you will have noticed many times.. when you get a monster to low life, especially the high level ones and random events. you suddenly start hitting 0s and they suddenly start hitting you really hard. this is jagex's little thing to kill you so you keep going back to that black drag or other monster, keeping you playing. you will all have noticed this and you know its true! thats the end for this time! see you again and if u say any of this on the game things will disappear from ur bank and they will be talking about the massacre that was on your world next. u know its true, they have people everywhere. goodbye That is hilarious! I guess the newb didn't know that shafts are stackable. You can fletch them without bank trips for one solid year if you wanted to. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress85 Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 I got 2, from when i was wearing full sara. Noob: Wanna be my bf? me: i dont have any money with me Noob: oh nm then ^ everyone laughed at that *noob follows* Noob: Yo me:hey, Noob: is that snow armor? me: lol no its saradomin Noob: omg ur saradomin! Me: no its armor with saradomin's colors on it lol Noob: oh, ok Walks away, then follows again noob: i want that armer me:ok noob:really? i can have it? me: i never said u can have it, i just said ok. as in, good for u wanting it noob:no i mean give me ur armor or my main po00n u me:whats its name? Noob:uhh its, urmom *logs out* lol i reported for offensive language. i once saw ruby and ash in the wildy, thought it was a santa hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXAbyssalXx Posted July 3, 2006 Author Share Posted July 3, 2006 ^ A big lol to the girlfriend one :P Gold diggers these days :roll: |Noobs :roll:|Ebaums steals! :evil:|Go Stephie! :mrgreen:|http:// Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25leaf Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 This one just happend to me today. noob: Can i buy your full guthix for 5 gp? Me:lol Noob: i mean 1.4 k Me: no way Noob: K i will just get it from you for free. Me: um ok Me: you excpect me to give you 1.5 mil in armor? Noob Sharing is caring. Right after this a guy appears on my private chat claming he is Jegax Staff Noob 2: Hi i'm Jegax Staff you have just been reported for swearing. Noob 2:All i need is your pass. Me: if you are staff where is your crown? ( Thank-you report sent) Should have got him for pass word scamming too!! Noob 2: not all Staff has to have a crown. Me yes they do you vever read the rules. Noob 2 congratulations you are the first player to make it past me test!!! Then the guy says his main a lvl 31 lol name is just like mine only his is 25_leafs. This guy is really starting to freak me out. so I just turn private chat off. Is this what Runescape is coming too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperial_120 Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 lol this conversation was pretty funny.. for me : n00b: *starts following me * wow, how much was that full german ? me: it's called leaderhosins, and i think it's dutch -.- n00b: can i buy it off you *starts trading* me: its un-tradeable n00b: 1k ? me: untradeable n00b: 5k ? me: its untradeable !! n00b: *starts trading like crazy * plz me: its me: un me: trade me:able !!!! n00b: fine noob i was gunna offer 1000mill for it hehehe that made me laugh after Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaaps1 Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 my friend reminded me of this.... once after I just bought full rune and had no money for a decent weapon ( when i look back I was acting pathtic) I bought a dagger( addy ) so im walking and this is what happens( im spitting out what my firend told me what happened, he was next to me (real life) noob: ha u got no weapon! me: i got a dagger noob: so? my stell could own you cuz u got no weapon me: i hav a dagger noob: ill verus in wildy *we're in varrok plalace, we get to level 10 wildy as he is 10 levels lower than me* noob: c'mon! *3fire bolts l8er ( this is funny) noob: spare me!!! noob: I just want ur armor!!! noob: can i hav it plz? noob: give it or ill own you!* lol!already owning you* *run out of runes, i only had 5 shots :anxious: * noob: your outta juice, now ill get ur armor! *1 hit later* noob: curse you *dies* something happened to my good member friend also. some guy in wildy uses the feeze ancient magiks spell and kills everyone in his clan but him ( and another guy, that dies after another freeze) heres how it went: friend: sstop dont kill me! pker: y f: ill give you money pk: ok how much f: trade and see pk: ok *w8s 10 seconds at trade screen while saying hold on, then cancels* f: noob *logs off* ~It's Super Effective! (The Zaaps Blog)~My YouTube Channel, where you get to watch me go around and make a fool out of myself and all comp capersGuides:~Yeah I wrote them once~Suggestions:~Yeah I made those once~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aquariusman Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 I thought this was funny, just happened to me with a noob as soon as i log on in edgeville, a few steps away from the wilderness. im lvl 73, hes lvl 10. noob- i rule! noob-yes me-no you dont noob- yes i do! me- i could own you easily noob-yes i do! noob-no i kill u! me- really?well then how about fighting? me-right now, no food no prayer(i know that was usless to say, hes lvl 10, probably has 1 prayer) noob- no its ok! me- what, too scared? noob-no me- well you sure do seem it me-if you think you can kil me then prove it noob-u 2 weak! noob-u gonna die! me-what, did they change what levels represent? me- and now they represent your rank? noob- my main is 88 me-so noob- i can kill u me- go on that one and gloat me- but not on this one noob- no At this point, about three or four minutes have passed, unless im mistaken me- well then im still saying i could kill you right now if i had to noob- dont make me get my main me-go ahead, thats the only time i will be respectful me- to you atleast noob- no its my brothers! me-what is noob- the main me- then its not yours, and your just a noob noob-i can use it noob- anytime i want (Thank-you, you abude has been received) me-thank you for confessing to account sharing, you have just been punk'd noob- what noob-its my brother! me-i just reported you for account sharing me-cause you share your brothers account noob- hes family you noob me-so me-its still account sharing noob-OMFG! noob- i still rule! at this point i made a copy of the convo, knowing it would be handy to have lying around There's no such thing as regret. A regret means you are unhappy with the person you are now,and if you're unhappy with the person you are, you change yourself. Thatregret will no longer be a regret, because it will help to form the new,better you. So really, a regret isn't a regret. It's experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCHughes Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 :o Rude! Whoa. Normally they just say "Wanna b gf pl0x?" before that. Unless he/she is a pedo. :-k :-X the russians are the best! Hands down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverchipmunk Posted July 3, 2006 Share Posted July 3, 2006 :shock: why did you get black marks? This guy and his group asked 4 all my stuff in my bank and i said no so they reported me 10 times they said so i got 5 black marks on my account...enrico1992 this is the truth if you dont belive me ask my friends so leave me alone!!!!!!! :x Erm... They would have banned the people who reported you... :-s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verzick Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 well yesterday i was fishing at edge and this lvl 68 comes up to me and goes let me kill you for full zammy but since i gave everything away i dont have it so i jsut walk out there barehanded with some trout and own him he was surprised :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soma2035 Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Level 39: Will you be my boyfriend? Me: You're a guy. Level 39: No I'm a girl. Me: You're username is "bob" with a bunch of numbers after it. Level 39: So what? My boyfriend's name is Bob. \ Want to learn to Nex? The Nex Hunters are recruiting! Click for more information! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironori Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 I have a cure for begging. Beggar: Can you plz give me some money to get some armor to train Beggar: And a wep too? lvl 74: Que? Me: ?? lvl 74: No hablo en ingles Other guy: 0.o lvl 74: Yo hablo en espanol =) Beggar: Est-ce que tu pes done moi un peu de dargent pour acheter de larmour Other guy: lmao o.O Other guy: Is that french? Me: lmao lvl 74: Espagnol Beggar: Parce que je besoin de trainer lvl 74: Que Beggar: yes lvl 74: no intendo Other guy: lvl 74, I know you speak english lvl 74: Si? lvl 74: :P lvl 74: Just waiting for them to leave Other guy: Liar o.O Me: You mean the beggar? lvl 74: Yeah =9 Me: Lol lvl 74: I'm lagg... "People are idiots. Some just like to say they reported you to see your reaction, others are just spastic losers that believe everything is reportable, and others got banned and end up reporting everyone because they are mentally disturbed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genoraven Posted July 4, 2006 Share Posted July 4, 2006 Ok i have a couple of tiny ones. Noob: I huped my mom last night. Noob: It was fun. I then proceeded to ad him to my ignore list right away. this next one is more of a story of pure pwnage. my friend told me that one of his friends was in the wildy and she saw this dude with a green party hat and skulled. she told him that he was daring brave to be i nthe wildy skulled with the party hat. and he told hger he would judt use protect item. the girl then throws a gnome ball to the guy then kills him and gets the party hat because the gnome ball protected over the Party hat. this story litterly made me rofl. Rubber chicken, you're the one,who makes Runescape, so much fun!Would be fun if jagex brought in biological warfare... Or even Tesla coils. I like to eat cake while excruciating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 :o Rude! My immediate reaction was yeah as you can see in the pic! Naw I'm joking, someone else said yeah to me. i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacheco Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot and i got this one too Noob:Can I have some sausages? Guy(weilding abby whip):huh? Noob:Can i have some sausages Guy:What sausages? Noob:The ones you're holding Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it) Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some Guy:it's an abyssal whip Noob:they're sausages Guy:they're not sausages!! Noob:noob im reporting you Guy:for what? Noob: for not sharing food Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!! Noob:omg why didn't you say so * noob ^lol i always tought whips look weird ROFL these made me ROFL literally me: he'll be so happy for you that you'll be that guys zombie head :anxious: And the bunny ears one was good...lolthat got me in stiches OMG OMG SAILING IS COMING LOLOLOLOL!!!1111 b/c JAGEX GAMES STUDIO , ANAGRAM OF SAITO JUDGE X-GAMES TAKASHI SAITO= RED SOX P1TCHER... RED SOX = BOSTON, BOSTON = PORT CITY!!!! PORT CITY = SAILING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacheco Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Ok so i recently lost members on my main and thought meh. So im now training up my new non combat skiller!! (my new main also) NOOB:autoer ME:MALFUNCTION CODE 1458216 NOOB:its alive everyone bank your stuff!!!!!!! 8-) i actually fell of my chair with laughter rofl i DID fall outa my chair laffing OMG OMG SAILING IS COMING LOLOLOLOL!!!1111 b/c JAGEX GAMES STUDIO , ANAGRAM OF SAITO JUDGE X-GAMES TAKASHI SAITO= RED SOX P1TCHER... RED SOX = BOSTON, BOSTON = PORT CITY!!!! PORT CITY = SAILING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 :o Rude! Whoa. Normally they just say "Wanna b gf pl0x?" before that. Unless he/she is a pedo. :-k :-X Lol, a noob asked me that once. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! That noobs brother is going to murder him! :twisted: More like a -299.9m profit. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayking321 Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 (this was not a "noob" conversation, just a 82 and 76 getting realy angry at eachother. I butted in and told them how to spell) Player 1: Player 2 fite me in duel arena Player 2: Yep Me: Learn how to spell, fite is spelt fight Player 1: Ok when this bag done Player 1: Idk you nerd Player 2: You really gonna settle this in a duel man. Me: Shessh. Anyone know spell fight Player 1: Not me Player 1: I come last in everything Player 1: Except sport Me: If you can only settle things in a duel, you well, need... Player 1: Wat you talkling about (spelling again!) Me: Stop calling everyone nerds Player 2: Nerds Player 1: Yer dayking, stop calling everyone nerds Me: Shessh! Public chat=friends. Just an example of noobs who dont know how to spell. Im guessing player 1 is rejected in rl. I dont know many jocks who play rs. Currently going for 76 fishing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idm04 Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Noob: nice santa hat Me: thx Noob: how did you get it? i really need to know please Me: i bought it Noob: i know Me: no... you didnt know Noob: yeah i did why wouldnt i Me: because u asked Noob: oh good point ____________________ Another one: ____________________ The noob was around lvl 40, i was around lvl 30 on my pure mage acct. We are in edegville bank. noob: can i have all ur runes for free? me: hmm. nah noob: lol give them to me or ill kill you in wild me: lol? how are you going to kill me, we're in a bank noob: lol a minute later... noob: hey uh wanna have free 100k? me: sure noob: um, lets go to the wildy and trade there me (playing along): okay noob: bring all ur runes me: ok I bring some offensive spell runes. We go to level 11 wild. noob attacks me. noob: haha me: lol? I kill him using bind spells, lol, got some bad armor and for some reason the noob brang 10 big bones and rune ess noob pms me: reported for item scamming! another one: ______________ Noob: selling rubber chicken 2k me (lvl 80 at the time): lol rubber chickens arent tradeable noob: lol yea right noob me: lol. they rnt. noob: lol you're just too poor to afford it, noob me: lol I go into bank, bring out 1 mil and trade with him and show the money to him. He accepts, and so do I. On the 2nd confirmation screen he accepts, and of course I decline. noob: haha you noob you got scammed 1 mil me: lol oh no im gonna cry now noob: haha noob He goes into the bank, and then comes back out noob: omg i lost the money noob: *insert many swear words* I trade with him, show him the money and then laugh at him. Rsn: Ianderomico~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 :o Rude! This dude is like level 55, and it's normally around level 10's that ask me stupid questions. (No offence level 10's out there :D) I only would of went with him if he had a nice bed :S Naw jokes :P i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress85 Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Standing in varry, in sara Noob: Your armor Me: what? noob: your armor i want iot Me:*takes it off* what armor? noob: the white armor u just had on me: i didnt have any armor on noob:yes u did me: i dont even have any armor with me! noob:liar i just saw it now give it ( a lvl 80 memb was watching and laughing) lvl80: he didnt have any armor on dude... noob:yes he did now shut the**** up mmb! Me:i dont have any armor now shoo Noob: u ****ing piece of **** Me:reported Noob:wat 4? me:offensive language by by i once saw ruby and ash in the wildy, thought it was a santa hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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