eddie_682 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 oooh i got lots of this, but all heard from freinds :D Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot LOL! I bet his brother either killed him or killed himself :lol: [TEST] Ever had a noob say something stupid to you? Well post it here! ROFLMAO!!! I laughed so friggin hard, I cried! I bet when his brother got on, the conversation went like this: Noob1: Guess what! Bro: Dunno... Noob1: I sold your crown! I got 100k for it! Bro: OMG!!! I"M GONNA MURDER YOU!!! Noob1: Mom! *Wrestling takes place. Brother strangles him. Funeral planned the next day...* lol yea just what i tought lol i laughed alot when my freind told me :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadbarron2 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 i rember one like this noob: can i have your mith armor me:why do you need it noob:so i can ware it du me:your a level 3 you need to be level 20 noob: i have a level 1000 main so give me it or i'll kill you me: if you have a level 1000 main why do you need mithril armor Noob: because i'm going to give it to my friend me:what level is he noob: level 20 me:right at that point i ran away and told my friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsertCreditsNow Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 A couple days ago, I walking back from Draynor Village wearing my ranging armor. Now mind you, I was only wearing it because I planned on killing a few creatures on my way back to varrock. I got really bored and killed off a level 2 goblin from a few squares away, right before the level 3 girl n00b could get it. When I go over there to collet my bones, small gold and 3 iron arrows, it went something like this. Mage:looks like I managed to score some decent for once. Girl:You stupid n00b, that was my kill. Mage:haha, you're calling me a n00b? Girl:Yeah, because you killed it before I could. Mage:That's life deal with it. Girl:Want to be my BF? Here is my most recent one I was doing some training down in the 2nd level of the Security Stronghold. Anyhoo, I just got done killing 2 level 28 flesh crawlers and got 2 parts of the sceptre, right off the bat. I was working my way towards the treasure room and went through a nice group of level 50+ zombies and level 41 flesh crawlers. After I got done, I went inbetween some doors to eat some fish I brought along and then this n00b finds me. n00b:You'll be reported unless you can give me some food. Mage:Yeah Right, go out and fish for your own trout and other fish. n00b:I know you have food now give to me. Mage:How about this, go kill off a level 67 zombie and bring me the bones, then I will give you food. n00b:you stupid n00b! That last line was before he died. I laughed my butt off, seeing how I was the only other one there. Didn't get much, just some runes and a iron sword. Currently Going for...99 firemakingCurrent Progress-76/99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress85 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Just had one on my pure melee. Just fishing shrimpies in al kharid for exp and simple food. Noob:Give me all ur stuff or parish Noob: I have virus control Me: nope Noob: Ill inform jimbo jonies of this Me: who? Noob: he made me a shotgun me: ooh a gunsmith im soo scared Me: Hes holding runescape hostage i once saw ruby and ash in the wildy, thought it was a santa hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayking321 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 My friend just had a hilarious converataion with a lv 13. Heres how it goes: Friend: Im really a year nine Noob: Rite, what state Friend: Qld Noob: Rite, act for me Friend: Act? Noob: Act capatal Friend: Oh, cut out george, i no its u Noob: No, really im danuel Friend: Oh danel!!! Noob: Who is george Friend: Your best friend Friend: Silly Noob: Idk a george Friend: Yes you do Noob: No idont Friend: Stop playing around Noob: Im dead serious, idk a george Friend: Knock it off danel Friend: Stop pretending you dont know me Noob: But Idk you (This is where it gets funny) Friend: Remember, when we went to the pub Friend: And we got totally drunk Noob: But im 12 Noob: No joke Noob: Who are you? Friend: Remember we got so drunk, we had to catch a cab? Friend: You must be so drunk, you forgot Friend: Tell you, I got the worst hangover on Saturday Noob: I wasnt there Friend: Sure you wernt Noob: Im 12 Friend: Knock it off danuel, I know its you Noob: Who do you think I am? Friend: You are danuel (insert very long last name here) Noob: No, I am danuel beaver Friend: No your not, you must have drank so much you got brain damage Noob: No, I am 12, and went to a friends house yesterday Friend: Hey! Did I miss out on a party! Noob: Idk you (Atually, they know eachother in rl, my friend is just putting on a fake identity) Friend: Yea, whatever Friend: Wat you do at the party? Friend: (censored) Noob: ? Noob: Stuff it, it was a 7 year old party Friend: Eww Noob: Thats tight (I told my friend to end here, this is getting abit too long) Currently going for 76 fishing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_eggman789 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 LOL! nice one! props to your friend lol. It's not the size, but what you do with it. Oh but for your southern appendage, it's size fellas! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayking321 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Thanks, lol. Ill tell my friend when she gets back on. BTW, my friend and the noob know eachother in rl, but I think I told you that. Currently going for 76 fishing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtacrackhead Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Newb: Does anyone know the location of Zezima? Me: 300 miles below the pits of Hell. Newb: Ok thanks. Newb: I better get to digging.' Hes a newb but not a noob :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viktorkrum77 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I don't have a convo, but one time when I was in Varrock buying an obby shield, a lvl 77(who was muted, and i didn't know) traded with me. And I spent 30 minutes trying to figure him out. It was funny if you had been there. Me doing staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Alex85 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 *Some high level guy teles* nub: omg omg!!!11! me: what?!? nub: that purple bubble just ate him up! LOL. :lol: ;P Good one. XD Made me laugh. It really has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress85 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Oh and did i mention, about my last encounter, i was wearing full iron with myth scimmy and str ammy? and the guy was in full steel!!! i once saw ruby and ash in the wildy, thought it was a santa hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headcharge2 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 My favourite noob session of all time? Noob : Selling 3 coals!!!!!! Me : How much per coal? Noob : 80gp each! They're rare! Me : Oh...Right, well, I'll buy them. Noob: WOW! Rich man! *trade offer accepted* Noob : Haha, they're worth 90 each! lmao, haha, noob, haha *I open up the trade window, and show him 898k and 1500coal.* Noob : HACK!!!!!! REPORTED!1!1!11!1!!!! Me : Cool, got any iron ore? Noob : Yes, 15 gp each, they're rare too. Another? Sure. Me : Buying iron ore Complete idiot : How much you buying for? Me : 100gp each Complete idiot : They're only worth 10gp each noob! Me : Right. I think I might just go stand over here... Complete idiot : I'll sell you iron ore Me : How much per ore? Complete idiot : 5gp each? Me: Done Complete idiot : I'm zezoma btw. SAY WHAT?!?! I rest my case. Selling iron ore (100gp each)Selling Coal (200gp each OR 2 Iron ores)Selling mithril Ore (350gp each)Selling Cooked Trout (50gp each)Selling cooked salmon (70gp each) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zigota_Lt Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 omfg last one made me laught so much!!! :o Use Tinderbox -> RuneHQ / 32 more options Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johncena9113 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 this one is my all time favourite when it happend i fell outta my chair lauging noob: wow nice mith me(lvl 29 at the time): thanks noob: you know how it would look better? me:how? noob: if you gave it to me and i will trim it me: no. ill let you trim the helm i don't care about helm/ noob: no! i need full armor for it to work you noob! me:yeah...are you blind? if you haven't noticed i don't have the legs! noob: oh....well im sure i can make it work me:your scamming me. noob: ya i am and i truley fell sorry. so i will actually trim it for you cause i feal so bad me: lmao. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- and another one noob: ill trim ur steel me: ok! *trades noob stuff* noob: ok 1 sec..... *starts crafting boots or somthing* noob: noob here you go as good as new! *trades armor in exact same condition* me:its the exact same..... noob: what? no it's not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me: you think that...bye *logs out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shyla Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 noob: can u be my gf? me: no sorry im not into that noob: pls pls be my gf me: no noob: im so lonely, i'll pay u me: no pls go away noob: offer me: go find someone else noob: 10k? me: is there something wrong with u? noob: i'll report u me: for turning u down noob: asking personal details! read the rules noob! -.- [brought to you by the Cult of the Sacred Crate]17th to 99 Smithing OSRS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsertCreditsNow Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 I do have a second one. This dude was trying to sell a mith scimmy for 50k and trying to claim that it was rare or something. n00b:selling mith scimmy 50k, vry rare Mage:Uhhh dude, they are not even close to being rare n00b:shut up n00b, just because you don't have the money Mage:Not to mention, nobody is going to be stupid enough Mage:To buy it from you when they can get it for 5k n00b:shut up or I'll report you Mage:Report me for what? Telling the truth. n00b logs off. Then Today, I see the same n00b but now he was bugging me to trade in my skull sceptre. I told him no and plus that it was not tradeable. Currently Going for...99 firemakingCurrent Progress-76/99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azurechaos Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 i was fooling around on my female character with some dude (you know, when you use emo's that look like you are... making babies with eachother) i envited him to my house to pleasure me on the table, and we had lots of fun (and screenies lol), and had some realy dirty conversations. then, after half an hour, we were sitting on chairs, watching the fire and chatting Me:say him:yes? me:can i tell you a secret him:yea, sure darling me:i'm a man then i expelled all guests, threw him off my friends list (as he was a complete stranger) and tele'd to lumbridge; boy i wish i could've read his toughts at that moment \ he got punk'd EDIT: he wasn't a noob, he was realy nice actually, i wish i could've kept him on my list without getting flamed Erm... I am disturbed. 99 Firemaking | 99 Mage | 99 Range | 99 Hitpoints | 99 Strength | 99 Attack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youknowwho Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 i was fooling around on my female character with some dude (you know, when you use emo's that look like you are... making babies with eachother) i envited him to my house to pleasure me on the table, and we had lots of fun (and screenies lol), and had some realy dirty conversations. then, after half an hour, we were sitting on chairs, watching the fire and chatting Me:say him:yes? me:can i tell you a secret him:yea, sure darling me:i'm a man then i expelled all guests, threw him off my friends list (as he was a complete stranger) and tele'd to lumbridge; boy i wish i could've read his toughts at that moment \ he got punk'd EDIT: he wasn't a noob, he was realy nice actually, i wish i could've kept him on my list without getting flamed ROFL! that made me laugh so hard ooo man, fun times with messing with a characters gender lucky barrower-dh legs,veracs skirt,karil skirt, karils top (x3), dh pl8,karils coif,half key(x2), x-bow, ahrims robetopgoodbye Piman1053 Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:05 pm326death326 is banned~~~EVERYONE ADD MY NEW MAIN "Y0uknowwho" (first o is a zero) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkstar4441 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 i was fooling around on my female character with some dude (you know, when you use emo's that look like you are... making babies with eachother) i envited him to my house to pleasure me on the table, and we had lots of fun (and screenies lol), and had some realy dirty conversations. then, after half an hour, we were sitting on chairs, watching the fire and chatting Me:say him:yes? me:can i tell you a secret him:yea, sure darling me:i'm a man then i expelled all guests, threw him off my friends list (as he was a complete stranger) and tele'd to lumbridge; boy i wish i could've read his toughts at that moment \ he got punk'd EDIT: he wasn't a noob, he was realy nice actually, i wish i could've kept him on my list without getting flamed :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Am_Me1 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 I was just at Otherworldly Beings... Correct me if I'm wrong, but no Bestiary tells me this works... Noob: Hello Me: Hi Noob: Best drop from these? Me: Idk Me: It's been a while since I've been here Noob: I just got a rune hally like an [sic] half hour ago =) Me: Lol Me: Rune hally? These drop those? Me: You sure? Noob: Yup Noob: U think I'm lying...? Me: Hallies don't drop... [i was looking at the Tip It Bestiary page for Otherworldly Beings] Noob: Yea they do Noob: Rune halberd Me: ...You can only get hallies from the shop after Regicide Noob: Look it up on rune hq Noob: Look up the monsters Noob: I swear Noob: On everything Me: [Looking at the page] It's not on here... Me: I see rune javelins and rune spear, but no rune hally Noob: I'll show you the page of guth 4 [?????] Noob: I swear After a short while later he left. But what the heck was he talking about? Why would anyone say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 :lol: :lol: "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolpokemon Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 i got 2 from an hour ago noob--selling cheese 1 bill me--- whoa.... cheese noob--get lost noob me---trades him and shows 1k of cheese (what? i like collecting cheese) noob--hax nooooooob!!!! then he starts running off saying im a hacker wit 1k cheese.... ________________________ noob--buying cow head stick----4 mil me-- whats a cow head stick (i was wielding a skull sceptre) noob-- the thing your holding me---*unweild* what are you talking about? noob-- you had it hot stuff me--- wow..... have you taken you pills yet? lol then i logged.... A dragon is only a lizard with a Diploma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolmaximo2 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 I really laugh with this one... (We are in falador) Noob:Weres varrock? Me:I don't know...Go ask that guard. Noob:Ok thnx (Lol the noob accually ask the guard directions lmao :lol: ) Other one... Noob:REPORTED NOT 13 YEARS OLD OR MORE! me:do I even know you? Noob:REPORTED AGAIN! macroing :mrgreen: This one isn't me who saw that but anyway... (the guy is in monastery) Noob: plz dont kill me (The guy attack the monk and the monk did the blue magic) Noob:I said plz! the guy: it isn't me its zamarock that attack whoevers make him mad take out his brains and pull out his thong. Noob:I reported zamarock bug abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckboy1234 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Noob: Dude, where'd you get that armor? (i had just bought full sara) Me: In the pits of Hell. Noob: Really, where's that? Me: Follow me and I'll show you. *Follows me into the wilderness where I kill him for being so dumb* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tman59 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 not that funny but this one happened on my cousins lvl 4 account while killing chickens we'll name my cousin c btw the noob is lvl 50 or so noob:i need feathers plz c:yes u do c:earn them like the rest of us noob:shut it noob c:dont call me a noob noob:i will make iron c:u probly will noob:giving full iron if u give me feathers(i was like the only one there) c:my cousin(me)can make steel noob:soo i can make addy c:then y are u begging for feathers noob:omg noob noob:sut it noob *then runs away* Dont laugh at my stats!!!!Fear me I can own ZEZIMA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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