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oooh i got lots of this, but all heard from freinds :D

 

Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me!

 

Noob2: Why?

 

Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!!

 

Noob2: How did you do that?!?

 

Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp!

 

Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!!

 

Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K!

 

Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K!

 

Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

^this one made me laugh alot

 

 

 

 

LOL! I bet his brother either killed him or killed himself :lol:

 

 

 

[TEST]

 

Ever had a noob say something stupid to you? Well post it here!

 

 

 

ROFLMAO!!! I laughed so friggin hard, I cried! I bet when his brother got on, the conversation went like this:

 

 

 

Noob1: Guess what!

 

Bro: Dunno...

 

Noob1: I sold your crown! I got 100k for it!

 

Bro: OMG!!! I"M GONNA MURDER YOU!!!

 

Noob1: Mom!

 

*Wrestling takes place. Brother strangles him. Funeral planned the next day...*

 

lol yea just what i tought lol i laughed alot when my freind told me :lol:

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i rember one like this

 

 

 

noob: can i have your mith armor

 

me:why do you need it

 

noob:so i can ware it du

 

me:your a level 3 you need to be level 20

 

noob: i have a level 1000 main so give me it or i'll kill you

 

me: if you have a level 1000 main why do you need mithril armor

 

Noob: because i'm going to give it to my friend

 

me:what level is he

 

noob: level 20

 

me:right

 

 

 

at that point i ran away and told my friend

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A couple days ago, I walking back from Draynor Village wearing my ranging armor. Now mind you, I was only wearing it because I planned on killing a few creatures on my way back to varrock. I got really bored and killed off a level 2 goblin from a few squares away, right before the level 3 girl n00b could get it. When I go over there to collet my bones, small gold and 3 iron arrows, it went something like this.

 

 

 

Mage:looks like I managed to score some decent for once.

 

Girl:You stupid n00b, that was my kill.

 

Mage:haha, you're calling me a n00b?

 

Girl:Yeah, because you killed it before I could.

 

Mage:That's life deal with it.

 

Girl:Want to be my BF?

 

 

 

Here is my most recent one

 

I was doing some training down in the 2nd level of the Security Stronghold. Anyhoo, I just got done killing 2 level 28 flesh crawlers and got 2 parts of the sceptre, right off the bat. I was working my way towards the treasure room and went through a nice group of level 50+ zombies and level 41 flesh crawlers. After I got done, I went inbetween some doors to eat some fish I brought along and then this n00b finds me.

 

 

 

n00b:You'll be reported unless you can give me some food.

 

Mage:Yeah Right, go out and fish for your own trout and other fish.

 

n00b:I know you have food now give to me.

 

Mage:How about this, go kill off a level 67 zombie and bring me the bones, then I will give you food.

 

n00b:you stupid n00b!

 

 

 

That last line was before he died. I laughed my butt off, seeing how I was the only other one there. Didn't get much, just some runes and a iron sword.

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Just had one on my pure melee. Just fishing shrimpies in al kharid for exp and simple food.

 

 

 

Noob:Give me all ur stuff or parish

 

Noob: I have virus control

 

Me: nope

 

Noob: Ill inform jimbo jonies of this

 

Me: who?

 

Noob: he made me a shotgun

 

me: ooh a gunsmith im soo scared

 

Me: Hes holding runescape hostage

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My friend just had a hilarious converataion with a lv 13. Heres how it goes:

 

Friend: Im really a year nine

 

Noob: Rite, what state

 

Friend: Qld

 

Noob: Rite, act for me

 

Friend: Act?

 

Noob: Act capatal

 

Friend: Oh, cut out george, i no its u

 

Noob: No, really im danuel

 

Friend: Oh danel!!!

 

Noob: Who is george

 

Friend: Your best friend

 

Friend: Silly

 

Noob: Idk a george

 

Friend: Yes you do

 

Noob: No idont

 

Friend: Stop playing around

 

Noob: Im dead serious, idk a george

 

Friend: Knock it off danel

 

Friend: Stop pretending you dont know me

 

Noob: But Idk you

 

(This is where it gets funny)

 

Friend: Remember, when we went to the pub

 

Friend: And we got totally drunk

 

Noob: But im 12

 

Noob: No joke

 

Noob: Who are you?

 

Friend: Remember we got so drunk, we had to catch a cab?

 

Friend: You must be so drunk, you forgot

 

Friend: Tell you, I got the worst hangover on Saturday

 

Noob: I wasnt there

 

Friend: Sure you wernt

 

Noob: Im 12

 

Friend: Knock it off danuel, I know its you

 

Noob: Who do you think I am?

 

Friend: You are danuel (insert very long last name here)

 

Noob: No, I am danuel beaver

 

Friend: No your not, you must have drank so much you got brain damage

 

Noob: No, I am 12, and went to a friends house yesterday

 

Friend: Hey! Did I miss out on a party!

 

Noob: Idk you (Atually, they know eachother in rl, my friend is just putting on a fake identity)

 

Friend: Yea, whatever

 

Friend: Wat you do at the party?

 

Friend: (censored)

 

Noob: ?

 

Noob: Stuff it, it was a 7 year old party

 

Friend: Eww

 

Noob: Thats tight

 

(I told my friend to end here, this is getting abit too long)

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I don't have a convo, but one time when I was in Varrock buying an obby shield, a lvl 77(who was muted, and i didn't know) traded with me. And I spent 30 minutes trying to figure him out.

 

 

 

It was funny if you had been there.

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Oh and did i mention, about my last encounter, i was wearing full iron with myth scimmy and str ammy? and the guy was in full steel!!!

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My favourite noob session of all time?

 

 

 

 

 

Noob : Selling 3 coals!!!!!!

 

Me : How much per coal?

 

Noob : 80gp each! They're rare!

 

Me : Oh...Right, well, I'll buy them.

 

Noob: WOW! Rich man!

 

 

 

*trade offer accepted*

 

 

 

Noob : Haha, they're worth 90 each! lmao, haha, noob, haha

 

 

 

*I open up the trade window, and show him 898k and 1500coal.*

 

 

 

Noob : HACK!!!!!! REPORTED!1!1!11!1!!!!

 

Me : Cool, got any iron ore?

 

Noob : Yes, 15 gp each, they're rare too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Another? Sure.

 

 

 

 

 

Me : Buying iron ore

 

Complete idiot : How much you buying for?

 

Me : 100gp each

 

Complete idiot : They're only worth 10gp each noob!

 

Me : Right. I think I might just go stand over here...

 

Complete idiot : I'll sell you iron ore

 

Me : How much per ore?

 

Complete idiot : 5gp each?

 

Me: Done

 

Complete idiot : I'm zezoma btw.

 

 

 

SAY WHAT?!?!

 

 

 

I rest my case.

Selling iron ore (100gp each)

Selling Coal (200gp each OR 2 Iron ores)

Selling mithril Ore (350gp each)

Selling Cooked Trout (50gp each)

Selling cooked salmon (70gp each)

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this one is my all time favourite when it happend i fell outta my chair lauging

 

noob: wow nice mith

 

me(lvl 29 at the time): thanks

 

noob: you know how it would look better?

 

me:how?

 

noob: if you gave it to me and i will trim it

 

me: no. ill let you trim the helm i don't care about helm/

 

noob: no! i need full armor for it to work you noob!

 

me:yeah...are you blind? if you haven't noticed i don't have the legs!

 

noob: oh....well im sure i can make it work

 

me:your scamming me.

 

noob: ya i am and i truley fell sorry. so i will actually trim it for you cause i feal so bad

 

me: lmao.

 

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and another one

 

noob: ill trim ur steel

 

me: ok!

 

*trades noob stuff*

 

noob: ok 1 sec.....

 

*starts crafting boots or somthing*

 

noob: noob here you go as good as new!

 

*trades armor in exact same condition*

 

me:its the exact same.....

 

noob: what? no it's not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

me: you think that...bye

 

*logs out*

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noob: can u be my gf?

 

me: no sorry im not into that

 

noob: pls pls be my gf

 

me: no

 

noob: im so lonely, i'll pay u

 

me: no pls go away

 

noob: offer

 

me: go find someone else

 

noob: 10k?

 

me: is there something wrong with u?

 

noob: i'll report u

 

me: for turning u down

 

noob: asking personal details! read the rules noob!

 

 

 

-.-

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I do have a second one.

 

 

 

This dude was trying to sell a mith scimmy for 50k and trying to claim that it was rare or something.

 

 

 

n00b:selling mith scimmy 50k, vry rare

 

Mage:Uhhh dude, they are not even close to being rare

 

n00b:shut up n00b, just because you don't have the money

 

Mage:Not to mention, nobody is going to be stupid enough

 

Mage:To buy it from you when they can get it for 5k

 

n00b:shut up or I'll report you

 

Mage:Report me for what? Telling the truth.

 

n00b logs off.

 

 

 

Then Today, I see the same n00b but now he was bugging me to trade in my skull sceptre. I told him no and plus that it was not tradeable.

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i was fooling around on my female character with some dude (you know, when you use emo's that look like you are... making babies with eachother) i envited him to my house to pleasure me on the table, and we had lots of fun (and screenies lol), and had some realy dirty conversations. then, after half an hour, we were sitting on chairs, watching the fire and chatting

 

 

 

Me:say

 

him:yes?

 

me:can i tell you a secret

 

him:yea, sure darling

 

me:i'm a man

 

 

 

then i expelled all guests, threw him off my friends list (as he was a complete stranger) and tele'd to lumbridge; boy i wish i could've read his toughts at that moment \' he got punk'd

 

 

 

EDIT: he wasn't a noob, he was realy nice actually, i wish i could've kept him on my list without getting flamed

 

 

 

Erm... I am disturbed.

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i was fooling around on my female character with some dude (you know, when you use emo's that look like you are... making babies with eachother) i envited him to my house to pleasure me on the table, and we had lots of fun (and screenies lol), and had some realy dirty conversations. then, after half an hour, we were sitting on chairs, watching the fire and chatting

 

 

 

Me:say

 

him:yes?

 

me:can i tell you a secret

 

him:yea, sure darling

 

me:i'm a man

 

 

 

then i expelled all guests, threw him off my friends list (as he was a complete stranger) and tele'd to lumbridge; boy i wish i could've read his toughts at that moment \' he got punk'd

 

 

 

EDIT: he wasn't a noob, he was realy nice actually, i wish i could've kept him on my list without getting flamed

 

ROFL! that made me laugh so hard ooo man, fun times with messing with a characters gender

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i was fooling around on my female character with some dude (you know, when you use emo's that look like you are... making babies with eachother) i envited him to my house to pleasure me on the table, and we had lots of fun (and screenies lol), and had some realy dirty conversations. then, after half an hour, we were sitting on chairs, watching the fire and chatting

 

 

 

Me:say

 

him:yes?

 

me:can i tell you a secret

 

him:yea, sure darling

 

me:i'm a man

 

 

 

then i expelled all guests, threw him off my friends list (as he was a complete stranger) and tele'd to lumbridge; boy i wish i could've read his toughts at that moment \' he got punk'd

 

 

 

EDIT: he wasn't a noob, he was realy nice actually, i wish i could've kept him on my list without getting flamed

 

 

 

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I was just at Otherworldly Beings... Correct me if I'm wrong, but no Bestiary tells me this works...

 

 

 

Noob: Hello

 

Me: Hi

 

Noob: Best drop from these?

 

Me: Idk

 

Me: It's been a while since I've been here

 

Noob: I just got a rune hally like an [sic] half hour ago =)

 

Me: Lol

 

Me: Rune hally? These drop those?

 

Me: You sure?

 

Noob: Yup

 

Noob: U think I'm lying...?

 

Me: Hallies don't drop... [i was looking at the Tip It Bestiary page for Otherworldly Beings]

 

Noob: Yea they do

 

Noob: Rune halberd

 

Me: ...You can only get hallies from the shop after Regicide

 

Noob: Look it up on rune hq

 

Noob: Look up the monsters

 

Noob: I swear

 

Noob: On everything

 

Me: [Looking at the page] It's not on here...

 

Me: I see rune javelins and rune spear, but no rune hally

 

Noob: I'll show you the page of guth 4 [?????]

 

Noob: I swear

 

 

 

After a short while later he left.

 

 

 

But what the heck was he talking about? Why would anyone say that?

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i got 2 from an hour ago

 

 

 

noob--selling cheese 1 bill

 

me--- whoa.... cheese

 

noob--get lost noob

 

me---trades him and shows 1k of cheese (what? i like collecting cheese)

 

noob--hax nooooooob!!!!

 

then he starts running off saying im a hacker wit 1k cheese....

 

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noob--buying cow head stick----4 mil

 

me-- whats a cow head stick (i was wielding a skull sceptre)

 

noob-- the thing your holding

 

me---*unweild* what are you talking about?

 

noob-- you had it hot stuff

 

me--- wow..... have you taken you pills yet? lol then i logged....

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I really laugh with this one...

 

 

 

(We are in falador)

 

 

 

Noob:Weres varrock?

 

 

 

Me:I don't know...Go ask that guard.

 

 

 

Noob:Ok thnx

 

 

 

(Lol the noob accually ask the guard directions lmao :lol: )

 

 

 

 

 

Other one...

 

 

 

Noob:REPORTED NOT 13 YEARS OLD OR MORE!

 

 

 

me:do I even know you?

 

 

 

Noob:REPORTED AGAIN! macroing

 

 

 

:mrgreen:

 

 

 

This one isn't me who saw that but anyway...

 

 

 

(the guy is in monastery)

 

 

 

Noob: plz dont kill me

 

 

 

(The guy attack the monk and the monk did the blue magic)

 

 

 

Noob:I said plz!

 

 

 

the guy: it isn't me its zamarock that attack whoevers make him mad take out his brains and pull out his thong.

 

 

 

Noob:I reported zamarock bug abuse!

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not that funny but this one happened on my cousins lvl 4 account while killing chickens

 

 

 

we'll name my cousin c

 

btw the noob is lvl 50 or so

 

 

 

noob:i need feathers plz

 

c:yes u do

 

c:earn them like the rest of us

 

noob:shut it noob

 

c:dont call me a noob

 

noob:i will make iron

 

c:u probly will

 

noob:giving full iron if u give me feathers(i was like the only one there)

 

c:my cousin(me)can make steel

 

noob:soo i can make addy

 

c:then y are u begging for feathers

 

noob:omg noob

 

noob:sut it noob

 

*then runs away*

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