liraen Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 this was today. im startin runecrafting. me: buying air tallys 1k!!!! {(west varrock bank) (meaning either 1k tallys or 1k worth of tallys)} noob: offers 1 air talisman. I offer 10gp. 'other player declined trade' noob: U said 1k noob!!!! cycle is repeated with next noob offering 4 tallys. And so it continues... :wall: #-o att: 34 crafting:22str: 29 prayer: 22 def: 25 mining: 37cooking: 33 (guild) w/c: 58 magic: 18 I know im a noob. get over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Armagedon46disabled Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 noob: free st00ff? Me: :shame: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oolatuck Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 lol i remember one, i think this was when i was non member...anyway: Noob: follow me to get 100k free!! Me:Thats a scam lol Noob: no its not come and see Me:ok..... So i followed him to a house in varrock and he sed... Noob:ok, go upstairs and stand between the two beds Noob:then say your pass and i will give you 100k free So i went upstairs for a few seconds and didnt say my pass(obviously)...Then went back down... Me:okay i did it wheres my 100k? Noob:you didnt say it Me:how would u know unless you were watching? Noob:omg shut up u noob your reported!!!! Me:lol watever your the one getting reported.... So i reported him :) Hyt me ingame pl0x! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_met_an_ape Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 I were mining coal in wilderness and went to kitchen get something to drink. When I came back, some mage were attacking me. Just when I were running off, he stopped attacking me.... I started wondering why he stopped and just like he would have read my mind he said: "****, ran out of runes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bestsob Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 *me, holding a dragon scimmi* newb: I'll give you 1000 for your sword me: ? Newb: your sword, 1000 for it Me: this is a dragon scimitar, it cost 100,000 newb: c'mon take the 1000 Me: this is worth 100x what you're offering newb: fine 2k take it or leave it Me: hahahahahah leave it. Random guy: hahahah what a noob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lameasses12 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 heres 1: noob: hi me: hi noob: whats that hat?? me: a santa noob: can i buy??? me: if you have the cash =) noob: 5k?? me: your about 12mil off there noob: what! your reported for item scamming good times good times :roll: knock another 6mill off m8! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heikki Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 This happened few days ago.. Noob: I buy ure armor. (sara) Me: how much? Noob: How bout 1m? Me: No, thats rippin. Noob: Want me 2 report u? Me: For what? Noob: Cos ur such a noob. *I walk away and he keeps calling me noob and then i just ingored him :D* Hi im nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
me_poulin Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 This actually happened yesterday. :-# OK I was heading out to go PKing with some friends, around 15-20 people... when this noob comes out of the bank and starts following me. anyway wheres the conversation. Noob: Can we be friends. Me:... Noob: Can we be friends. Me: I'm sorry theres a 100+ talking to me level requirement. :P Noob: Please. Me: oh and I charge 1mill per day for my friendship :roll: My Friend: its so worth it. :3> I know I'm mean but my list is full from friends, clan members and I save spots for when I merchant. Once in a life time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverchipmunk Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 rofl this one is hilarious some guy put this in the tip it forums it was titled "conspiracy" and was locked the truth of a few things in rs that jagex wouldn't let me type on forums because it must be true 1.zezima zezima is obviously a non player character or program created by jagex as a benchmark for other genuine players. i have seen 'zezima' 3 times all the times stood around a bank walking the same few squares and doing the same thing over and over before logging off. and i have more evidence!............there are 28 spaces in the invent right? but not if your zezima! myself and a few others witnessed zezima fletching making shafts for a half hour continuously with no bank trips! 2. the construction skill jagex are trying to lower prices in rs that is why they relreased the construction skill (confirmed by a jegex staff member on rs forums) so people would spend more money because too much money was coming in from high alcing and stuff and making the prices of everything too high. since the skill was introduced prices have fallen but not much..................and the problem is..rare items such as phats. these are keeping the prices high because they are so rare... the amount of phats and stuff in the game control the price of everything else which brings me to my next point......... 3. the world 111 masscacre this was put aside as a mere 'glitch' in the game. when in fact it was accounts with altered stats created by jagex and released upon falador in a desperate attempt to pk all the phats they could (and give us something to talk about). one by one by random events or simply just making them disappear they will rid the world of phats.................................they hate them! that is why all holiday items are now untradeable because of the problems phats have created. and as a starnge coincidence one of my friends who also knows and spreads the truth was one of the 1st ones to be killed by the lvl 115 who seemed to be the leader. 4.the invincible stage as you will have noticed many times.. when you get a monster to low life, especially the high level ones and random events. you suddenly start hitting 0s and they suddenly start hitting you really hard. this is jagex's little thing to kill you so you keep going back to that black drag or other monster, keeping you playing. you will all have noticed this and you know its true! thats the end for this time! see you again and if u say any of this on the game things will disappear from ur bank and they will be talking about the massacre that was on your world next. u know its true, they have people everywhere. goodbye That is hilarious! I guess the newb didn't know that shafts are stackable. You can fletch them without bank trips for one solid year if you wanted to. No you cant, everytime there's an update, you automatically log out, and i doubt there's no updates for one year :roll: He means it's hypothetically possible, not actually probable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Am_Me1 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 this was today. im startin runecrafting. me: buying air tallys 1k!!!! {(west varrock bank) (meaning either 1k tallys or 1k worth of tallys)} noob: offers 1 air talisman. I offer 10gp. 'other player declined trade' noob: U said 1k noob!!!! cycle is repeated with next noob offering 4 tallys. And so it continues... :wall: #-o Actually, I would think the same thing they do. If you want 1k air tallies, say "Buying 1k air tallies" and if you want 1k worth, say something like "Spending 1k on air tallies." They aren't noobish, you phrased that poorly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThurinEthir Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 this was today. im startin runecrafting. me: buying air tallys 1k!!!! {(west varrock bank) (meaning either 1k tallys or 1k worth of tallys)} noob: offers 1 air talisman. I offer 10gp. 'other player declined trade' noob: U said 1k noob!!!! cycle is repeated with next noob offering 4 tallys. And so it continues... :wall: #-o Actually, I would think the same thing they do. If you want 1k air tallies, say "Buying 1k air tallies" and if you want 1k worth, say something like "Spending 1k on air tallies." They aren't noobish, you phrased that poorly. I would have thought it that way too...you should have done that^^, or said buying air tallys 1k each Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freesia Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 This guy must had a screw loose. happened in pm Noob: Yo me: ? Noob: i said... yo Noob: Where u at man Me: y? Noob: i dun no Me: why ask? Noob: how did i no u? Me: ... Noob: Have i owned u After a few minutes, Noob logs out. Strange guy.. Strangely with WotLK so near, I wished I could delay it a bit to push through that last TBC content in MH/BT :'(. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayking321 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 I were mining coal in wilderness and went to kitchen get something to drink. When I came back, some mage were attacking me. Just when I were running off, he stopped attacking me.... I started wondering why he stopped and just like he would have read my mind he said: "****, ran out of runes." Lol. Ive had people who have said "**** out of food." Very stupid. Currently going for 76 fishing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown0007 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 I was passing through Lumby when i glanced at my chat box it read. Noob: Sellin shiny gold coins 10 each It took me all day to think of this sig !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shyla Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 noob ranger: do ur arrows get thru ghosts? [brought to you by the Cult of the Sacred Crate]17th to 99 Smithing OSRS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pepperspray1991 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 oooh i got lots of this, but all heard from freinds :D and this is is funny too: Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot hhahahahhahahhahaha that is sooo freakin funny im still laughing join the saradomine's slayers today -not allowed- Buy uncuts. Cut them. Store in bank. Craft into amulets. Enchant amulets. Sell amulets. Rinse, and repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackeagle2138 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Ok so i recently lost members on my main and thought meh. So im now training up my new non combat skiller!! (my new main also) NOOB:autoer ME:MALFUNCTION CODE 1458216 NOOB:its alive everyone bank your stuff!!!!!!! 8-) i actually fell of my chair with laughter omg...lmao i actually started crying while laughing :lol: :lol: :XD: Then fork out money for the full version. Ooooh f2p'ers just got BURNED by a Tip It mod! :twisted: listen to Bubsa sing! \:D/ ->http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=309164 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Ok so i recently lost members on my main and thought meh. So im now training up my new non combat skiller!! (my new main also) NOOB:autoer ME:MALFUNCTION CODE 1458216 NOOB:its alive everyone bank your stuff!!!!!!! 8-) i actually fell of my chair with laughter Hmm..... I think you scared ( :ohnoes: ) a 9 year old. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noobish111 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 Hey I'm 9!!!!1111shift1111elevtytrillion11111 -.- Ex-Runescaper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pepperspray1991 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 ok my turn this guy pms me rslottery1574(its banned now or hasnt been on): You have been selected to be in the runescape lottery!!!!! me: or really? him: yup!!! would u like to accept?? me:(playing along) sure...how many people r in it? him: 87 why me: oh im jw him: okay here we goo..... me: yea.... him: congrats!!!!!!! you won!!!!!!!!!! me: OMG i knew it i just didnt stop believeing like in that journey song and it happend i won!!!!! him: yes you did :-) me: ok whats my prize him: prize 1: full mith prize 2: 275 gold bars prize 3: 100k!!! me: well i think its obvious that i want the full mith!!! him: are you sure..... me: YEA why wouldnt i be!!!!! him: ok i just need your pass....and me and my associates(sp?) will give it to you me:ok here it is ******** okay? him: wait its blocked out me: yea didnt you hear jagex block your pass him: no way i have to try!!! me: hold it there bud u just got scammed what r u 10? go play with some legos i reported him so on and so fourth and thats what pretty much happend some small changes but it happend last month so i cant remember all of it word for word :-) lol ttyl join the saradomine's slayers today -not allowed- Buy uncuts. Cut them. Store in bank. Craft into amulets. Enchant amulets. Sell amulets. Rinse, and repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zuperman Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 noob: can i have your sword? me: no noob: can i have your armour? me: fock no noob: can i have a free item? me: sure (gives him some burned fish) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayking321 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 noob: can i have your sword? me: no noob: can i have your armour? me: fock no noob: can i have a free item? me: sure (gives him some burned fish) Yer. I atually gave a noob who was doing the "Free 100k" scam. I offered him 8 burnt lobbies and he accepted. Currently going for 76 fishing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zuperman Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 noob: can i have your sword? me: no noob: can i have your armour? me: fock no noob: can i have a free item? me: sure (gives him some burned fish) Yer. I atually gave a noob who was doing the "Free 100k" scam. I offered him 8 burnt lobbies and he accepted. lol you traded him 8 burned lobs for 100k? w8 im lost here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 OOOO I'm at karamja right now and a conversation goes like this: Noob girl: Hu wants 2 b my bf? Noob boy: I do Noob girl: Well ur dumped And the point was ... ? i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25leaf Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 This was from a lvl 44 today. At Stone circle south of Varrock. He was training on wizards in full iron with no ammy. lvl55: Hey you want a tip? Noob lvl44: Sure lvl55: You get hit more waring metal armor. Noob:liar Me: He is telling the truth lvl55: Check your stats to see lvl55: It should be a negative number. Noob:Liar Noob: Can I have smithing? He then proceds to bag us for the next minute after calling us both liars mulitple times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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