Tastefaker Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 This happened a couple of days ago... noob (lvl 35): Follow me to win RUNE BATTLE AXE! *I followed just to see, nobody else followed* noob: add me, so ppl cnt here our convo me: ok.. *adds noob* noob (on PM): want to help me scamm people? noob (on PM): Why aren't u replyin? noob (on PM): don't report me.. Like...that's stupid, very stupid. lol. I've been walking, in my sleepCan you give me what I need?BlueResent, was known as Goddess Bast from 2001-2009 This isn't entirely accurate, I've not got any level 1 skills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtacrackhead Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 Off topic: I thought you were perm muted! On topic: I have a few: No, I said only 7 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtacrackhead Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 Heres one Girl:hiii Girl: wanna be ma bf? Me: eww no Girl: twit She was lv 3 so its pretty obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePurpleHaze Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Phwew, finally read through them all. I have one that happened a couple years ago, so I don't remember all the details. I'm killing zombies in the varrok sewers and there's this guy down there about the same level as the zombies. We are the only two down there and he dies, I pick up the useful stuff which was pretty much just a black axe. He PM's me and asks for his stuff back, I say no and he just keep begging. Well, In a few munites he is back in the sewer spamming me with crap about getting his stuff back, finally I give him everything except for the axe, which was I think a cape and some black robes. This noobs follows me around for an entire hour, I kid you not, begging for the axe back, I leave chat on just to get a good laugh out of him. Finally I say to him, you want it back? Of course he says yes, so I high alch it and give him the coins. He starts swearing at me and using the cry emote. He say's he'll report me, and I decide I've had enough and add him to my ignore list. After another half an hour I finally just go into the champs guild upstairs and leave and he's gone. Not really that funny, and kinda noobish on my part, but he was very persistant about it which made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcsoldier33 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 My RS Char is female, yet I'm male. I made my char female to see how people respond to a female char rather than a male char. Some people are automatically nice, some people are perverts. It's funny really. I got this one time. Him - "Nice bust" Me - "Thanks mate, I'm a guy BTW" Me - "You just stared at a man's bust" wow there is damn perverts in this game im sure the guy was jerking off :-X lol what does not kill u makes u stronger...rsn: bd zeus AND runswithsciz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtacrackhead Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Phwew, finally read through them all. I have one that happened a couple years ago, so I don't remember all the details. I'm killing zombies in the varrok sewers and there's this guy down there about the same level as the zombies. We are the only two down there and he dies, I pick up the useful stuff which was pretty much just a black axe. He PM's me and asks for his stuff back, I say no and he just keep begging. Well, In a few munites he is back in the sewer spamming me with crap about getting his stuff back, finally I give him everything except for the axe, which was I think a cape and some black robes. This noobs follows me around for an entire hour, I kid you not, begging for the axe back, I leave chat on just to get a good laugh out of him. Finally I say to him, you want it back? Of course he says yes, so I high alch it and give him the coins. He starts swearing at me and using the cry emote. He say's he'll report me, and I decide I've had enough and add him to my ignore list. After another half an hour I finally just go into the champs guild upstairs and leave and he's gone. Not really that funny, and kinda noobish on my part, but he was very persistant about it which made me laugh. Lol taht is funny, I wish stuff like taht happened to me. I like to deal with things like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P0W3R Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Phwew, finally read through them all. I have one that happened a couple years ago, so I don't remember all the details. I'm killing zombies in the varrok sewers and there's this guy down there about the same level as the zombies. We are the only two down there and he dies, I pick up the useful stuff which was pretty much just a black axe. He PM's me and asks for his stuff back, I say no and he just keep begging. Well, In a few munites he is back in the sewer spamming me with crap about getting his stuff back, finally I give him everything except for the axe, which was I think a cape and some black robes. This noobs follows me around for an entire hour, I kid you not, begging for the axe back, I leave chat on just to get a good laugh out of him. Finally I say to him, you want it back? Of course he says yes, so I high alch it and give him the coins. He starts swearing at me and using the cry emote. He say's he'll report me, and I decide I've had enough and add him to my ignore list. After another half an hour I finally just go into the champs guild upstairs and leave and he's gone. Not really that funny, and kinda noobish on my part, but he was very persistant about it which made me laugh. Omg, was it very hard to give his black axe back? Lmao , what is so funny about this text? I guess you are so poor, because you didn't gave his 1k back rofl, light a fire. :-X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcsoldier33 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 i know i might not be on the right topic but i see a lot of ppl wit stats signatures... one day i went on one of the sites that gives them i copied the link that they give me and i pasted it on my signatures thing but it didnt wrked... can some one could tell me how to get it but i like those signatures BTW these noobs are funny they always say none sense thing and they try to scam... but it is more funny when a noob comes to u and say: the noob: i got scammed gimme free things plz me:no its my fault if ur a noob and u got scammed stop begging do u remember the things they were saying in ur training (i remember it because it was really funny) they were sayin ppl hate beggars the noob :im not a noob i have a main account u know me: ok then show it to me ... the noob :k brb (the thing is that he never logged off he just went away and ask one of hes friends to come but what he didnt knew was the guy was my step brother lol) my step brother: ok u trust me now? me: do u think im stupid (i said hes real name) im (i said my real name) my step brother: lol man i tought u were not playing R.S ne more (then a long discution went on for about five minutes) the noob:******* stop talking bring him to the wild (btw my step-brother was lvl 8 back then ... this proves that noobs are really weird) 2 days later the noob private msg me and said: ive reported u and ur bro for scamming (this was two months ago and we r still waiting lol) what does not kill u makes u stronger...rsn: bd zeus AND runswithsciz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcsoldier33 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Noob: Gimme your armour Me: Sure...for 200 k(I had full rune) Nood: No for free my dad owns runescape Me: Im sure he does Noob: IF you don't ill make him delet you Me: Really? That would be wonderful! Noob: Prepare to be deleted Me: OK, gimme a sec Me:... Me:... Me: Bring it! I have encountered noobs before but... :roll: rofl but imagine for a sec that it was true... that would be more funny what does not kill u makes u stronger...rsn: bd zeus AND runswithsciz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcsoldier33 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 i was fooling around on my female character with some dude (you know, when you use emo's that look like you are... making babies with eachother) i envited him to my house to pleasure me on the table, and we had lots of fun (and screenies lol), and had some realy dirty conversations. then, after half an hour, we were sitting on chairs, watching the fire and chatting Me:say him:yes? me:can i tell you a secret him:yea, sure darling me:i'm a man then i expelled all guests, threw him off my friends list (as he was a complete stranger) and tele'd to lumbridge; boy i wish i could've read his toughts at that moment \ he got punk'd EDIT: he wasn't a noob, he was realy nice actually, i wish i could've kept him on my list without getting flamed im sure hes toughts were sumthing like: OMFG I WAS DIRTY TALKING WITH A MAN OMG I NEED TO GET A THERAPY (it wasnt me but ive heard this story one day while i was waliking in RS) poor dude :? what does not kill u makes u stronger...rsn: bd zeus AND runswithsciz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mixand Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 girl:buying feathers *i trade* put up 5k feathers girl accepts.. girl:im buying them for free... me:k.. lol *she keeps following me saying she is princess of runescape and i have to do it*.. the char name was jimbob somthing and it was a girl char -.- "If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen." - Samuel AdamsMy new site. [bETA] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 LMAO, well you know how I get stalked ... well this guy who is my friend .. let's call him "Taco" Taco: Hey =o i'm in ur world Shewoman2: Hey .. I know you stalk-errr Taco: Lol I'm gunna go look for you in Karamja Shewoman2: Stalk-err! I'm gonna report! Taco: Lol .. really? Shewoman2: Yeah! Report abuse! *Taco logs out and goes into a different world* Shewoman2: Lol why you go to diff world? Taco: Did you report me? Shewoman2: Lmfao, no! You can't get report for that *Taco come's back to world 85* Taco: Phew, you got me really worried then Taco: I thought I'd get banned, I'm really attached to this account Lmao, he claimed he was 16 years old aswell :-s i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clippp33 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 omg :D:D:D thats soooooooo funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress85 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 Ahahahaha an in-game stalker. You should get him to do stuff for you, goingunder. Like mine lots of iron for you! :thumbsup: i once saw ruby and ash in the wildy, thought it was a santa hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pires Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 yea once (when i was f2p), i saw 2 noobs talkin and their conversation was like this: noob1 - ill do report abuse of you noob2 - yea ... y? noob1 - ill do report of bug abuse!! noob2 - do u know whats that? noob1 - its when some1 is bugging another noob2 - u noob! bug abuse is when u send a bug to jagex i really saw this ... those guyw were such noobs :lol: srry i dont have pic oh btw their names werent noob1 or noob2, i just dont remember lol rs name: mini pirescombat - 68total - 885 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pires Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 yea once (when i was f2p), i saw 2 noobs talkin and their conversation was like this: noob1 - ill do report abuse of you noob2 - yea ... y? noob1 - ill do report of bug abuse!! noob2 - do u know whats that? noob1 - its when some1 is bugging another noob2 - u noob! bug abuse is when u send a bug to jagex i really saw this ... those guyw were such noobs :lol: srry i dont have pic oh btw their names werent noob1 or noob2, i just dont remember lol rs name: mini pirescombat - 68total - 885 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V1P3l2 Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoingUnder Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 You know me, I always get stalked... i am a paint noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress85 Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Poor shewoman. Just in from karamja. Noob:trade me:why? noob: Cause ur a fool to pass up this iffer me:0 rly? noob: want something rare? *i accept, he puts up sliced banana* me: wow, sliced banana. noob: 2mil me: what? noob:2 mil for sliced banana. me: what the?! noob: it gives you flamethrower in ur butt Me: no you're thinking of beans. i once saw ruby and ash in the wildy, thought it was a santa hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingkid Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 this is like ten minutes mins ago... newb1:hey can i have free gps? me:no... newb1:why? me:because! newb2:why not give him free money? me:who are you?! newb1:my friend-- in my clan me:your clan? newb3:i could pwn in wild noob! me:oh could you?! newb1:gps please! me:please leave... newb3:my main is level 150! me:i can fly... END Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, your commodity drops in value. [url=http://www.imagehosting.com][img]http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i773526_stingtag.gif[/img][/url] [quote name="Capone_Sabre"]People in the wilderness will [b]always[/b] insult you no matter what you do. Just ignore it and kill them.[/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 People keep asking what my flipping staff is (Pharoah's Sceptre). It gets on my nerves because when I tell them, they try to buy it off of me. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masterofpuppets Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 I haven't gotten many fun noob annoyances lately... I'm gonna go stand in Lumby for a few hours. maybe that will cause a few \ DinoSAUR!!! Flying through la-ZERS!!!! Pchu! Pchuu! (Try running around in wal mart or something screaming this) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkmage099 Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 what a loser. He was a looter at barrows. He was so immature. Trix.--quit WoW as of 12/07Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auberean Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 Seems like you kind of went out of your way to insult that guy. A mind not to be changed by place or time.The mind is its own place, and in itselfCan make a heav'n of hell, a hell of heav'n. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkmage099 Posted August 1, 2006 Share Posted August 1, 2006 not really. He was being a jerk and taking peoples arrows. And when we got hit witha 20 by verac he'd laugh and be immature Trix.--quit WoW as of 12/07Thank you 4be2jue for the wonderful sig and avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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