July 24, 200619 yr I could see this one coming a mile away, so I decided to have a little fun with it: It's such a shame when they can't see their own scams through to the end. Kind of takes the fun out of toying with them. BTW, the blacked-out line was something completely unrelated from some random person passing by.
July 24, 200619 yr i have a lot of fun when noobs talk to me.... one day i was on an f2p world with my low level friend, when some random level 33 comes up to me and asks to buy my dragon long.... noob:hi me:heloo noob:wow nice rune longsword! me:erm....actually its dragon noob:dragon is rubbish noob:not as good as steel me and my friend:lol noob:ill buy for 15k and my whole steel armour? me:how about no noob:omfg rofl u r the noobiest person on runescape lmao! M m m mind control! -phantasy star online forever!-
July 25, 200619 yr noob standing there wearing iron armor noob:look at my silver armor! me:thats not silver. thats iron noob: no it isnt! its silver! me: its iron!!!! noob: you noob. i like silver DinoSAUR!!! Flying through la-ZERS!!!! Pchu! Pchuu! (Try running around in wal mart or something screaming this)
July 25, 200619 yr I was walking through Varrock on a non-member server wearing my Dharok armor. I was being followed by newbs complimenting my armor and asking where I got it. It was funny because 1 minute after I got there, 20 newbs started following me. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.
July 25, 200619 yr i remember one, but this isnt mine so i cannot take credit. (ill use 'me' to mean the person who said this) it went something like" Noob: ill buy those bunny ears. Me: theyre nontradable Noob: how much? Me: you cant trade them Noob: then how can i get them Me: you would have ot build a time machine, go back to last easter, and get them Noob: oh, ok... Noob: how can i go about building this time machine. :lol: that one had me in stitches! EIDT: OMG I cannot believe i got the first post on this huge thread!!! Seen that, was actually with a rubber chicken. :wink: Back before I was muted though..Someone kept following me asking to help him fight the "Cowfight Queen"
July 25, 200619 yr Never thought I will write this down... For those who have not done "Death to the Dorgeshuun", here is a little brief: You need to bring along a female Dorgeshuun goblin by the name of Zanik to see the outside world and to disrupt a HAM foul plan to destroy the Dorgeshuun underground city. As a NPC, Zanik will follow you everywhere around Lumbridge. While we are walking around to complete the quest, a level 45 comes up and started this conversation: Lvl 45: I want your pet me: What? Lvl 45: I want your pet me: What pet? :anxious: Lvl 45: The goblin with the ponytail me: Oh... she is not a pet Lvl 45: How do you get your pet? me: I am doing a quest and she is a NPC Lvl 45: Tell me how to get this pet me: She is just a NPC, not a pet that you can own Lvl 45: What is a NPC? me: Non Player Character Lvl 45: I just want her as pet me: .... I then told the guy the name of the quest, and he still follow me around for a long while... just incredible what people can do! :)
July 25, 200619 yr AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 911 pl0x? If anyone tried that on me they would get an RPG in the face! IN THE FACE! the russians are the best! Hands down!
July 25, 200619 yr What was the guy smoking when he said that? :roll: SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.
July 26, 200619 yr lmfao thats the best one :thumbsup: 4000000657th to 99 cookin555555406th to 99 flethcin
July 26, 200619 yr I teled to fally square and was standing pming a freind with 1k or so coins in my inventory... Noob: Selling rare dragon bone!! Gives 4,000 prayer xp!! me: ... ? Noob: Wanna buy it?! me: (for the heck of if it) Sure.. *Trade* me: How much? Noob: 200 gp. me: Sure, *accepted trade* *buries bone* noob: Hahah! I just scammed you, I was lying because I just wanted to get rid of it! me: Dragon bones can sell for 2k ea. noob: Reported or item scamming!!! N00b! :XD: This was a level 20 or something, I wonder how he got the bone in the first place..
July 26, 200619 yr We've all had this one. I'm standing in Varrock at the fountain, selling stuff for way too much and around me there's a noob going "Where is varrock? 222 to take me to varrock"
July 26, 200619 yr What was the guy smoking when he said that? :roll: A girl said that to another girl
July 26, 200619 yr haha. this ones real short. just happened about a min ago. noob: can i buy your plate for 3 ruby rings worth 1k each? El Taco30:nfs noob: ill throw in a little gold as well El Taco30: when i say nfs i mean nfs noob: oh, oik noob El Taco30: lmao DinoSAUR!!! Flying through la-ZERS!!!! Pchu! Pchuu! (Try running around in wal mart or something screaming this)
July 26, 200619 yr Random person (level 35): Can I be your Pking friend? Me: Sure. A few days later (this was months ago when I only had about 20k). Him: Hey mate can I borrow 3k to buy full mith, I'll give it back tommorow. Me: Ok. *Gives* Next day: Me: Can I have my 3k back now? Him: Ok, I'll just go to bank and get it. *He now starts PMing me instead of talking normally.* Him: Omfg wtf has it gone!!!!! Oh soz soz soz soz my 2 year old brother must have logged on and dropped it!!!!!!!!!!! Me: 2 year olds don't play Runescape... Him: This one does, it scary, hes got a level 122 pure which hes worked on for 21 months! Me: Thats nearly 2 years, are you stating that before your brother had his first birthday, he started playing Runescape. Him: He started playing RS when he was 4 moths old! Me: Yeah, yeah I know that babies play when they are 4 months old.. Him: Lol u ****** noob!!! Reported for macwoing!!!!! :roll: Proud Legionairre of the 10th Legion of Kandarin.Search for "The 10th Legion of Kandarin" on RSOF to join a small, friendly clan!270 Quest Points and countingRemember - In the gene pool, there is no life guard. :PYou're not getting my point. If you had an IQ above room temperature you would.
July 26, 200619 yr why cant i never have any of those noob convos... Best/latest drop list:Rune: 18th of june 2006 [scimmy]Other: 6th of June 2006 [3 half keys, T] 26th of june 2006 [yellow mystic hat]
July 26, 200619 yr Heres one that happened not too long ago. I was fishing, and was wearing my obby shield. Person: Hey tate, is that shield any good? Me: yeah its alright. Person: worth 550K? Me: nah your better off doing the mini game and buying out of shop. lv23 noob: I did the mini game, it was eaaaasy. Person: lol Me (playing along): did you get the fire cape? Noob: yeah I sold it. Me: how much? Noob: 20K Me: omgz! person: you lucky person! lol! Me: omg, did you get the ultra rare chocolate cake at the end? noob: yeah Person: its supposed to be worth 4 mil! woooow!!! Noob: omg? is it? ****! Person: bloody nooblet... Noob: I ******* ate it! I hoped you enjoyed my post. If not, you may wish to jot down the name below and make obscene phone calls. Coming to a big screen near you.
July 26, 200619 yr Heres one that happened not too long ago. I was fishing, and was wearing my obby shield. Person: Hey tate, is that shield any good? Me: yeah its alright. Person: worth 550K? Me: nah your better off doing the mini game and buying out of shop. lv23 noob: I did the mini game, it was eaaaasy. Person: lol Me (playing along): did you get the fire cape? Noob: yeah I sold it. Me: how much? Noob: 20K Me: omgz! person: you lucky person! lol! Me: omg, did you get the ultra rare chocolate cake at the end? noob: yeah Person: its supposed to be worth 4 mil! woooow!!! Noob: omg? is it? ****! Person: bloody nooblet... Noob: I ******* ate it! OMG hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: Join the sodb now!Thanks to misterxman for the great avatar!
July 26, 200619 yr I'm considering not being a mod anymore. Just talking to a friend while training and it was just the two of us, then another comes up and says, "Hey, a mod!" Me: "Zomg! Where?!" the russians are the best! Hands down!
July 27, 200619 yr Hehehe, just read this post, some pretty funny stuff! Last night I was doing Garden of Tranquility, and I was at the part where you push the statues on the dolly to the garden. Me: (Behind Varrock Castle, pushing statue) Lvl 20: Can I buy that? Me: (pushing statue) Lvl 20: Can I buy that? Me: (quickly typing) Sorry, busy now Lvl 20: Let me buy that! I ignored him and he finally went away. A few weeks ago, I was in Fally west bank making some potions and someone was buying a brown apron. I happened to have one so I was going to give it to her for free. As I was getting it out of the bank, she said "Buying brown apron 500gp" I send her the trade offer and just quickly hit accept because it's not worth 500gp. Her: Let me give you the 500gp Me: It's only worth like 5gp, just take it Her: Only if I can pay you Me: Fine We trade. I give her the brown apron and she gives me 500gp Her: I'm reporting you for item scamming! This is only worth 5gp! Say goodbye to your account! Me: oooookay Ok, so not very funny, but thought I'd share anyway. :D
July 27, 200619 yr We've all had this one. I'm standing in Varrock at the fountain, selling stuff for way too much and around me there's a noob going "Where is varrock? 222 to take me to varrock" indeed, many newbies ask where they are at... why doesn't jagax just add a newcomer's map and security book to each new account? it would help so much. Puresmither, that has to be one of the funnier convos i've read... pity i don't get any, but then again that must be because i hang out with the OoC... RAVE BREAK!
July 27, 200619 yr This guy in al kharid bank was about to leave, and he says to everyone Guy:Bye guy: say good bye Then he keeps telling us to say goodbye and doesnt leave until someone actually says it, quite funny and sad.
July 27, 200619 yr I'm considering not being a mod anymore. Just talking to a friend while training and it was just the two of us, then another comes up and says, "Hey, a mod!" Me: "Zomg! Where?!" Rofl, I would've loved to had been there for that.
July 27, 200619 yr Wow! U Hitted 12, are u potting ??? :mrgreen: RSN - Ur Enemy, lvl 120 - Back in action!:)Oldest rsn: Obu86 lvl 100 :P ~Retired~ RS Since 2001
July 27, 200619 yr i was playing the tai bai wanna (sp?) cleanup minigame, i got a broodoo and started killing it with food while weilding my red topaz machete *i hit 20 with food* noob: wow you can hit 20s with that? (was thinking i was using machete) me: yeah sure you can noob: i'll buy it! me: how much? noob: i'll give you my dragon hally for it me: yeah, like you have a dragon hally (he was lvl 30) noob: i do i've done rediside(sp?) me: ok, i'll trade that noob: ok, lemme go get it *he leaves* after about 5 minutes he pms me noob: ha! i'm not gonna trade you for that weapon! i can hit 30s with my d hally! i own you! me: right, will you sell it for 100k? noob: yeah! me: i have it on me now *i didn't but i knew he was lieing* come on down noob: ha noob! i dont have one! i'm pretty sure one of us got served there.... ~hawt Knight of the Void~Barrows drops: 3. veracs brassard, torags hammers & dharoks greataxe (double drop)
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