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Noobs say the funniest things!

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Oh. Gotcha.

A mind not to be changed by place or time.

The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a heav'n of hell, a hell of heav'n.

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  • Is it alright if I vomit?   From beta:   No noobs in particular, but I find it hilarious the idiots in beta who are gambling.

  • So my friend said "There's no more quests?" It was then that he was informed about the noticeboard :rolleyes: .

I just got this one over PM

 

 

 

Guy I've never met before:Where do you live?

 

 

 

Me:Why?

 

 

 

Him:no reason jst tell me!

 

 

 

Me:Who are you?

 

 

 

Him:TELL ME!

 

 

 

Me:No, reported

 

 

 

*He logs off*

 

 

 

*HE logs in*

 

 

 

Him:ur a a hole

 

 

 

Me:what ever reported twice

Always buying:Coal at 170:Mith at 350

noob:want to have *** on this bed?

 

 

 

funny thing is were both guys

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PURE F2p

I was cutting maples at Seers to train my firemaking.

 

 

 

Newb: Go away, this is MY tree.

 

Me: Why? Is 87 woodcutting too hard for you to beat?

 

Newb: Noob

 

Me: Just for making that newbish remark, I'll come chop at "your" tree after I light these logs.

 

Newb: Ok, I'll just world hop.

 

(Finishes burning full inventory of maple logs.)

 

(Takes his tree.)

 

Newb: You noob!

 

(Newb switches trees, then logs off.)

SWAG

 

Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

Well today I was on f2p world 21 with my gf (lol shut up) and a lvl 6 comes and says "can I have free stuff" I'm like "No" he follows me and keeps asking I keep saying no. and then he says "if you dont give me stuff im repot you!" i'm like "for what?" he says "reported for macroing!" and I'm like "Yeah, you know, I'm talking, so how am I macroing? I've never macroed before, and if I was macroing I'd be doing it woodcutting or mining or whatever noob" and he starts calling me a noob! (I'm lvl 91 btw) and then he says I have a main that's lvl 106! And I ask "Well, what's the mains username?" He says "Zezimo" (No, this is not a typo) so I look up the highscore, wow, not there! And he says yeah it is it's lvl 106 blah blah. Then he's still calling me a noob! and saying his main could kick my behind! And I'm like "What's your mains username" he's like "umm... uhh umm... Paladin57!" I'm like, bring him here then. He logs out, and there's Paladin57, lvl 106 with full dragon. Thing is, I don't believe it's him why you ask?

 

 

 

1) It took the "main" 10 minutes to get there (perhaps asking a friend to come log in for him to "prove" that it's his main).

 

and

 

2) The noob couldn't spell at all, but the lvl 106 could spell fine. :)

 

 

 

So therefore, it was a friend most likely hahaha. :D

Wolfy is Officially Retired.

I miss you all (Well, mostly my friends n stuff)

If you want to talk to me, send me a message, I check the boards daily. :D

ok i was wearing a red mask, and a noob asked me this

 

 

 

noob: how much for ur red helmet

 

 

 

me: its a halloween mask

 

 

 

noob: ook kan i buy ur d med

 

 

 

me: its a halloween mask

 

 

 

noob:ok can i buy ur halloween mask?

 

 

 

me: sure 30m

 

 

 

noob: ok brb

 

 

 

me: follows

 

 

 

me:so u gonna buy?

 

 

 

noob: no way to overpriced

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My personal favorate was in Falador, a L110 starts following me from the E bank.

 

 

 

L 110: Which town is this?

 

Me: Falador. You should know that by now.

 

L 110: I dont know much, I just bought this guy.

 

Me: Reported.

In West Varrock mine

 

 

 

LV 34: Which one of these is coal?

 

Me: None of them are

 

LV 34: Ur lying

 

Me: No i'm not try prospecting all of them, theres no coal

 

LV 34: Reported

 

Me: Y?

 

Lv34: cuz you're just trying to keep all the coal for yourself

 

 

 

:wall: :wall:

one of best i ever had wuz

 

noob:can i have your pass?

 

me:y?

 

noob:il train u to lvl 136 (yeh 136..)

 

me:u cant train to 136 :P 126 is max

 

noob:no its not u noob

 

me:well then train ur account to 136 and come here

 

noob:just give me ur pass or il hack u!

 

 

 

LOL!

 

i wuz lmao

I was training to lvl 75 when this happened

 

 

 

I had full zammy

 

 

 

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Have my eyes gone bad, or is that picture tiny?

 

 

 

I was able to zoom it, very funny.

the russians are the best! Hands down!
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I was on the RuneScape forums last night, and this guy was asking *begging* for a free Abyssal Whip. People were flaming him big time, saying that they would give him a free whip (Yeah right.), then telling him they were joking.

 

 

 

When I read further in the topic, he said he was 10 years old. That explains it. :roll:

SWAG

 

Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

I was on the RuneScape forums last night, and this guy was asking *begging* for a free Abyssal Whip. People were flaming him big time, saying that they would give him a free whip (Yeah right.), then telling him they were joking.

 

 

 

When I read further in the topic, he said he was 10 years old. That explains it. :roll:

 

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH 10 YEAR OLDS? Or is it simply the majority of 10 year olds? :evil:

Live, love, eat!

one day i was being really nice so I gave this lvl 3 guy in lumby full iron. He then followed me around everywhere and I dealed with him. Then it got anoying...

 

 

 

I was mining one day and this happend...

 

 

 

Random Miner-Thats my rock, stop mining it.

 

Me-No, I was here first

 

Random Miner-Get of my ******* rock noob!

 

The Noob that Followed me- Don't you talk that way to my master!

 

 

 

Another one that happend to my friend. This guy in varrock square starts telling everyone he can tripple money.

 

 

 

Scammer-Hey everyone! I can tripple money!

 

Guy-Really?

 

Scammer-Yeah! Really!

 

Guy-Ok tell me how?

 

Some other person- Hey (name of scammer left out) if you can tripple money how come you only have iron armor!

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lol these are good stories :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Noob: i just got 2 mil from a site!

 

Me: Wow.

 

Noob: can i hv ur beret im broke

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I was training on minotaurs and this happened

 

 

 

noob:I hate u lvl 74!

 

 

 

Me:Why?

 

 

 

noob:I hate hate hate u!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Me:???

 

 

 

noob:every1, hate the lvl 74 with zammy and red cape!

 

 

 

Random person:he needs anger managment

 

 

 

That pretty much sums it up :wall:

Always buying:Coal at 170:Mith at 350

Well today I was on f2p world 21 with my gf (lol shut up) and a lvl 6 comes and says "can I have free stuff" I'm like "No" he follows me and keeps asking I keep saying no. and then he says "if you dont give me stuff im repot you!" i'm like "for what?" he says "reported for macroing!" and I'm like "Yeah, you know, I'm talking, so how am I macroing? I've never macroed before, and if I was macroing I'd be doing it woodcutting or mining or whatever noob" and he starts calling me a noob! (I'm lvl 91 btw) and then he says I have a main that's lvl 106! And I ask "Well, what's the mains username?" He says "Zezimo" (No, this is not a typo) so I look up the highscore, wow, not there! And he says yeah it is it's lvl 106 blah blah. Then he's still calling me a noob! and saying his main could kick my behind! And I'm like "What's your mains username" he's like "umm... uhh umm... Paladin57!" I'm like, bring him here then. He logs out, and there's Paladin57, lvl 106 with full dragon. Thing is, I don't believe it's him why you ask?

 

 

 

1) It took the "main" 10 minutes to get there (perhaps asking a friend to come log in for him to "prove" that it's his main).

 

and

 

2) The noob couldn't spell at all, but the lvl 106 could spell fine. :)

 

 

 

So therefore, it was a friend most likely hahaha. :D

 

not 100% sure on this but i used to know a guy called paladin something and i think that might be him, he WAS a noob but not a begging noob more along the lines of

 

paladin-this guy will sell you a whip 2mil

 

me-ok

 

paladin-hes getting herbs just north of seers

 

me-ok ill follow you

 

 

paladin-hey lets kill these cave crawlers for a bit...do you have any teles

 

me-(kind of suspicous, i did have a ring of dueling so i lied) nope

 

paladin-ok kill these

 

me-no because they are poisonous

 

paladin-durr i have anti hell be here in 5 mins

 

me-noty id rather just make the extra money...

 

:XD:

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Sig by me....

I was training to lvl 75 when this happened

 

 

 

I had full zammy

 

 

 

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very funny convo, i like the part where he was boasting about having full bronze and saying you had bad armor, then asking what world it was and for a mith arrow. :lol:

 

 

 

OMFG too small!!! make that szit bigger!!!

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Join the sodb now!

Thanks to misterxman for the great avatar!

noob: hey which gloves are that?

 

me: barrows (6)

 

noob: i have dragon (4)

 

me: * is (4) supposed to be?

 

noob: the charges left

 

me: lmao u idiot noob, (6) means devil face in msn, get away lol!

 

noob: no they have charge

 

*i tele*

 

 

 

Haha, I know it was page 3 but still, hilarious!

This conversation took place in the Draynor bank....

 

 

 

Noob: swellling logs 500 each

 

*I come up to him and wack him with a rubber chicken*

 

Noob: Hey wht was that 4?

 

Me: Being a noob. *wack*

 

Noob: Haha! Reported!

 

Me: For what? *wack*

 

Noob: doing tht!

 

Me: Its not against Jagex rules to wack people, in fact they made it possible....

 

Noob: Haha! Jagex is reported too!

 

 

 

Somepeople don't even read the frontpage......

Crocodile hunter-Rest in Peace

"Theres NOT a country in the world that Bush would not get BOOO'd at ....even if Bush went to Antarctica the penguins would demonstrate."-Darknovae, NS Forum

finally something i can relate to.

 

ok first one:

 

in varrok all around

 

noob:hi

 

me:hello

 

noob:can i have your sword?

 

me:if u can afford it

 

*trades me a dlong and 120k for d2h*

 

me:nty

 

noob:ok here

 

*offers 10 feathers and a dd*

 

me:nty

 

noob: hahaha u noob i have 10000mil and a blue phat on my main

 

me:oh really now?

 

noob:yes he is lvl 130

 

me:not possible

 

noob:yea it is

 

me:wats main's name?

 

noob:zezima

 

at this point i just logged cuz the pain of laughing was insane

 

-rev

 

p.s more to come tommorrow

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