Shadow93 Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 ok, i just gotta share this, i'm in fally east bank fletching my 5k mage longs when lvl 65 pms me (sorry i don't have a direct quote, but i remember it was something like this) noob: what are you fletching me: mage longs noob: you do know rune crossbows are better me: i can't smith rune... noob: you don't need to, you can use mith me: hmm i never tried them but, uhh, arn't the supplies harder to get? and i'm getting my mage level up to high alch these noob: true, but you can get 5k for each mith cbow me: mith cbows alch for 5k!? noob: people buy them 5k each me: who would buy them 5k ea!? noob: my friend does me: wow, does he know he's getting ripped off since they alch for much less? noob: she, my friend is a she, and shes zezima me: rofl!!!!! zezima isn't a girl noob: yes she is, she told me since shes my friend me: yea right, didn't you read the interview tip.it did? noob: lies, that's not the real zezima probably me: i doubt the admin of the #1 most popular rune fansite would lie when interviewing the real zezima, even ingame noob: you must believe everything you hear me: sure, you're almost as bad as the noobs who say "zezima is my main" noob: my main is lvl 125, but is banned, i'm using my friends account me: right... you do know that's account sharing noob: so, zezima does that me: lol!! no he doesn't noob: she me: zezima wouldn't be a friend with a noob like you noob: i scammed a lvl 125 before me: that's what noobs usually do, they scam other people noob: so where do you live me: that's asking for personal details in runescape... noob: no its not, i give my mail to lots of people before me: welcome to my ignore list noob: mine too oh my gosh, he was probably breaking like 5 rules at once... i just hate people like this [/end of rant] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Maybe if they made the game a little harder, most of the "noobs" would quit because the increased difficulty of the game would hurt their brains or something. Im sure you were a NOOB exactly like them once.. you know that 80% of noobs are noobs because they still dont know the game well enough, and the other 20% is bcz of immaturity... so yeah... pls dont throw out stuff " we should do" ... Of couse I was a new player once, I don't have problems with the ones who are just new to the game, I just have problems to the immature ones. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSOfr33k Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 ok, i just gotta share this, i'm in fally east bank fletching my 5k mage longs when lvl 65 pms me (sorry i don't have a direct quote, but i remember it was something like this) noob: what are you fletching me: mage longs noob: you do know rune crossbows are better me: i can't smith rune... noob: you don't need to, you can use mith me: hmm i never tried them but, uhh, arn't the supplies harder to get? and i'm getting my mage level up to high alch these noob: true, but you can get 5k for each mith cbow me: mith cbows alch for 5k!? noob: people buy them 5k each me: who would buy them 5k ea!? noob: my friend does me: wow, does he know he's getting ripped off since they alch for much less? noob: she, my friend is a she, and shes zezima me: rofl!!!!! zezima isn't a girl noob: yes she is, she told me since shes my friend me: yea right, didn't you read the interview tip.it did? noob: lies, that's not the real zezima probably me: i doubt the admin of the #1 most popular rune fansite would lie when interviewing the real zezima, even ingame noob: you must believe everything you hear me: sure, you're almost as bad as the noobs who say "zezima is my main" noob: my main is lvl 125, but is banned, i'm using my friends account me: right... you do know that's account sharing noob: so, zezima does that me: lol!! no he doesn't noob: she me: zezima wouldn't be a friend with a noob like you noob: i scammed a lvl 125 before me: that's what noobs usually do, they scam other people noob: so where do you live me: that's asking for personal details in runescape... noob: no its not, i give my mail to lots of people before me: welcome to my ignore list noob: mine too oh my gosh, he was probably breaking like 5 rules at once... i just hate people like this [/end of rant] Funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TaDaraCampbell Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 ^^Quite the coincidence, a few days later I somehow was able to meet him at the monestary, i asked him if he knew that guy, he said he had no idea what i was talking about and to stop noobing him... ^^Me being a noob... ^^that's pathetic... it took him 5days to make 2.4mil and he can't make 2.5mil, when he was making approx. 480k per day his own way. i got really mad at him, he kept rambling on about nonsense and constantly changing subjects and never telling me where i met him! 1337 wanna-be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombpie Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 ^^Me being a noob... lol what is it then? hey dont laugh!!! :wall: im serious!!! :wall: PURE F2p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TaDaraCampbell Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 noob: i will slay you me:shut up noob:you shut up me: you started it turd sandwich noob:youre stupid me:ok thats it *i took noob to a dragon in the wilderness* *i teleported dragon to faldor* *then teleported the noob to faldor* OMG you teled the dragon to fally :ohnoes: ???/? hahahaha did hi kell tuhe neeb??? hahehehaheahehaeha c000OL!!! hahaha!!! whgat mage level do you need??? ..... you cant tele npcs idiot and you dont even have 82 mage to tele ANYTHING to fally... =; :boohoo: :wall: yea, flaws with this story: 1.odd that the noob would follow you all the way to the dragons. 2.Can't teleport NPC's... even if you had the magic lvl to teleport people to fally, which you dont... 3. He has to accept to be tele'd.. and as i stated above you don't even have the mage lvl to teleport him. And thus i can only assume that your other story was false aswell, this is a place for TRUE stories, not something that you wish had happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TaDaraCampbell Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 ^^Me being a noob... lol what is it then? hey dont laugh!!! :wall: im serious!!! :wall: red bead laying on top of ashes, i killed an imp. : wow, that sounds like a good TET event lol, drop those everywhere, while the runescape players are going crazy thinking they discovered santa hats all over like christmas all over again for them as we watch and laugh :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow93 Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 lvl 39: my main is lvl 127 noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3ta93 Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 lol I was training mage on ducks in the river by the goblin house and I got into a conversation with a level 43 about skill levels. Any way I had just finished reciting my skills and a lvl 16 yells out, "m3ta is a liar." Me being quite confused asked him why he was accusing me falsly(sp). He replied, " Well I checked the high scores and your str isn't listed. You dont even have 30 str or else it would be listed." I almost fell out of my chair! I preceded to explain to him that you needed to have a minimum lvl of 30 and BE IN THE TOP 1 MILL PLAYERS. The chat box was instantly filled with "noob" from all the surrounding level 5's and he level 43 standing right next to me! The level 16 quickly ran away. lol On another note: you can find some really funny things going on at the goblin house! While I was there I was interupted by nile. When I answered his question he gave me 20 gp. A curious level 4 asked what I got. I told her I got 20 gp. She asked if she could have it so I gave her the 20 gp. She then announced that I was the nicest person ever and asked if I would date her. I said " I can't really date you seeing as I have a gf irl." she begged me for the next 5 minutes and finally walked away. I told one of my friends what had happened. His responce was " Wish it was that easy irl..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3ta93 Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 I get fed up with cyberers. Finally I managed to scam one. I was in fally at the bank and someone was asking for a gf. I said I would be his gf(btw i'm a male and I'm straight) but that I wanted a present first. Since I was wearing mage he must have guessed I'd like runes so he gave me 1k deaths! The he asked what my irl name was. I told him michael(not my real name). He teleported and msged me saying " I dont roll that way". I replied " Niether do I but thanks for the runes!" He reprted me but I appealed and now I don't havea black mark because technically(sp) he broke the rules first by cybering and asking for personal details. I was surprised that jagex took away my black mark seeing as I scammed the guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 You didn't scam him. He just didn't ask if you were really a girl in real life. Sometimes I go to makeover mage and become a girl just so I can get free stuff. Its fun and everyone is to embaressed to report me. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3ta93 Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 No it's decieving a player to give you items. I did it to get back at cyberers. you did it for personal gain :shame:. not cool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 I just got one Noob:selling cheats 10 gp each Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bemiz Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 *I was in edgeville gathering ashes for herbalore.I was wearing full rogue and a whip* LEVEL 43: what armour is that? Me:it's rogues lvl 43:wow...how you get? me:from rogues den lvl 43:wow...what is rogue den? me:it's an agility/theiving challange, very hard in fact... lvl 43:can I have? me:ummm...no... lvl 43: WHY NOT!!?! i b ur gf forever and ever me:its *cough* untradeable lvl 43: no it isn't you h8 me!!!! me:lol lvl 43:what weapon is that? can I have that??? me:got 2.6million? lvl 43:2.6million what??? me:*cough* money... lvl 43: I only have 36gp I got hacked can I have some money??? me*getting frustrated*: would you like to know the location of rogues den? or what? lvl 43:pl0x tell me me:ok go to world 1, and go as far north as possible till a number on your screen reaches 54. lvl 43:can you take me there? me: sorry, I'm busy lvl 43:doing what? me:doing something... lvl 43:what??? me:why don't you just go to rogues den, take your best armour and weapons, it's very dangerous, when you reach 54, ask somebody for directions. lvl 43:ok ty!! lvl 43: and can i borrow your wep??? me:when hell freezes over... lvl 43:ha!! I'm gonna report you for item scamming, bad language and macroing! and I'm gonna go to the rogues den and get all your armour! then rub it in your face!! hahaahahahahah! me:have a nice day :XD: :XD: *funny ain't it?* :XD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolnessrule Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 This just happened to me in wild f2p at greater demons just havin some fun with rune skim as some off hand food i'm level 98 btw lvl 63 walks past on south side of minimap with lvl 23 following i run after them intending on attacking 63 i know low level killing but it's fun who can blame me 63 is weaking chefs hat white apron and rubber chicken lvl 63 runs with me just out of range to hit he logs off lvl 23 stays me: aww i just wanted some fun 23: noob 23: his main is zeziama .... :-w My quest for 99 Smithing and Range! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress85 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Buying a law rune for 1k in draynor for a tele. I know they sell for less, but it gets me a law rune faster. me:buying 1 law 1k noob:whats a law? me:law rune... noob:whats a rune? #-o i once saw ruby and ash in the wildy, thought it was a santa hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombpie Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 i was in al kharid smelting when a random noob comes up to me and says "take me to varrock" so i say "ok" he followed me around for the next 15 minutes untill he said "when r u talking me" and i said "do i no u?" he got really man and he said a lot of cencered words so i just kept smelting. PURE F2p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowRouti Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 A noob once said to me (I was combat 59): "Hey shadow, I can own you". So that level 22 got killed by 3 shots in the wild and he had 25K on him. I wonder why did he take that amount of money to the wild and confront a guy 37 levels higher than him. There are big losers in the world. Never Quack when you can Moo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 In security stronghold. noob: which way is out? me: follow me (leads noob to the out ladder) noob: no way thats the wildy ladder me: ? noob: my friend said it goes to wildy me: it goes to the barbarian village noob: which is in wildy me: no its not noob: reported for trying to get me killed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borei Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Then I added that person to my ignore list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerdattack16 Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 noob: i will slay you me:shut up noob:you shut up me: you started it turd sandwich noob:youre stupid me:ok thats it *i took noob to a dragon in the wilderness* *i teleported dragon to faldor* *then teleported the noob to faldor* Now there's a funny n00b story for the archives... But wait. Which one is the n00b? One thinks he can slay the other... and one thinks he can teleother to Falador... I think the "me" character wins the coveted statuette in this awards show. n00b: but w8 nerd wut show is this? nerd: Why, you dear little n00b, it's the world-famous "Biggest n00b Show!" n00b: i never hear of it wut the statute nerd: Thats's "statuette", and it's the award for biggest n00b, like the Oscar statuettes. And you, my dear little n00b, just won third place. n00b: lol i not a nub my main own u nerd: Why, I happen to be level 61. What is your main's level, may I ask? n00b: lol i not tell u noob nerd: Care to prove it? n00b: i zezima nerd: Show me. *n00b has logged out.* Sig credit goes to ThruItAll. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtacrackhead Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress85 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 ROFL #-o Training on lessers in volcano days ago, a noob mage was attacking 2 lessers at once to half health so he gets the drop.Another meleer is there. Me: dude thats cheap Noob: lol I know! All mages are! Me: what the? Meleer: Cyp lets steal his lessers Me:ok (we continue to attack the lessers and kill them so noob cant attack any at all. But we killed, not took half health) Noob: wtf stop that! meleer: Not breaking any rules lol me:lol Noob: grrrr Noob:reported for not letting me cheat! *logs* =D> i once saw ruby and ash in the wildy, thought it was a santa hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lode Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 *noob wishes to trade with you* *noob wishes to trade with you* *noob wishes to trade with you* *noob wishes to trade with you* *noob wishes to trade with you* *me accepts* -pause- me: ? noob: free stuff plz OMG I HATE THAT! Runescape: Lodev (Combat level been fixed at 101 for years now, Total level 1500+, playing since march 2002)Arenascape: Lode (Level 240+ Warlock) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacnoc2 Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 this is a great thread. RuneScape status: F2P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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