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ok, i just gotta share this, i'm in fally east bank fletching my 5k mage longs when lvl 65 pms me (sorry i don't have a direct quote, but i remember it was something like this)

 

 

 

noob: what are you fletching

 

me: mage longs

 

noob: you do know rune crossbows are better

 

me: i can't smith rune...

 

noob: you don't need to, you can use mith

 

me: hmm i never tried them but, uhh, arn't the supplies harder to get? and i'm getting my mage level up to high alch these

 

noob: true, but you can get 5k for each mith cbow

 

me: mith cbows alch for 5k!?

 

noob: people buy them 5k each

 

me: who would buy them 5k ea!?

 

noob: my friend does

 

me: wow, does he know he's getting ripped off since they alch for much less?

 

noob: she, my friend is a she, and shes zezima

 

me: rofl!!!!! zezima isn't a girl

 

noob: yes she is, she told me since shes my friend

 

me: yea right, didn't you read the interview tip.it did?

 

noob: lies, that's not the real zezima probably

 

me: i doubt the admin of the #1 most popular rune fansite would lie when interviewing the real zezima, even ingame

 

noob: you must believe everything you hear

 

me: sure, you're almost as bad as the noobs who say "zezima is my main"

 

noob: my main is lvl 125, but is banned, i'm using my friends account

 

me: right... you do know that's account sharing

 

noob: so, zezima does that

 

me: lol!! no he doesn't

 

noob: she

 

me: zezima wouldn't be a friend with a noob like you

 

noob: i scammed a lvl 125 before

 

me: that's what noobs usually do, they scam other people

 

noob: so where do you live

 

me: that's asking for personal details in runescape...

 

noob: no its not, i give my mail to lots of people before

 

me: welcome to my ignore list

 

noob: mine too

 

 

 

oh my gosh, he was probably breaking like 5 rules at once... i just hate people like this [/end of rant]

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Maybe if they made the game a little harder, most of the "noobs" would quit because the increased difficulty of the game would hurt their brains or something.

 

 

 

Im sure you were a NOOB exactly like them once.. you know that 80% of noobs are noobs because they still dont know the game well enough, and the other 20% is bcz of immaturity... so yeah... pls dont throw out stuff " we should do" ...

 

 

 

Of couse I was a new player once, I don't have problems with the ones who are just new to the game, I just have problems to the immature ones.

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Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

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ok, i just gotta share this, i'm in fally east bank fletching my 5k mage longs when lvl 65 pms me (sorry i don't have a direct quote, but i remember it was something like this)

 

 

 

noob: what are you fletching

 

me: mage longs

 

noob: you do know rune crossbows are better

 

me: i can't smith rune...

 

noob: you don't need to, you can use mith

 

me: hmm i never tried them but, uhh, arn't the supplies harder to get? and i'm getting my mage level up to high alch these

 

noob: true, but you can get 5k for each mith cbow

 

me: mith cbows alch for 5k!?

 

noob: people buy them 5k each

 

me: who would buy them 5k ea!?

 

noob: my friend does

 

me: wow, does he know he's getting ripped off since they alch for much less?

 

noob: she, my friend is a she, and shes zezima

 

me: rofl!!!!! zezima isn't a girl

 

noob: yes she is, she told me since shes my friend

 

me: yea right, didn't you read the interview tip.it did?

 

noob: lies, that's not the real zezima probably

 

me: i doubt the admin of the #1 most popular rune fansite would lie when interviewing the real zezima, even ingame

 

noob: you must believe everything you hear

 

me: sure, you're almost as bad as the noobs who say "zezima is my main"

 

noob: my main is lvl 125, but is banned, i'm using my friends account

 

me: right... you do know that's account sharing

 

noob: so, zezima does that

 

me: lol!! no he doesn't

 

noob: she

 

me: zezima wouldn't be a friend with a noob like you

 

noob: i scammed a lvl 125 before

 

me: that's what noobs usually do, they scam other people

 

noob: so where do you live

 

me: that's asking for personal details in runescape...

 

noob: no its not, i give my mail to lots of people before

 

me: welcome to my ignore list

 

noob: mine too

 

 

 

oh my gosh, he was probably breaking like 5 rules at once... i just hate people like this [/end of rant]

 

 

 

Funny stuff.

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^^Quite the coincidence, a few days later I somehow was able to meet him at the monestary, i asked him if he knew that guy, he said he had no idea what i was talking about and to stop noobing him...

 

 

 

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^^Me being a noob...

 

 

 

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^^that's pathetic... it took him 5days to make 2.4mil and he can't make 2.5mil, when he was making approx. 480k per day his own way.

 

 

 

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i got really mad at him, he kept rambling on about nonsense and constantly changing subjects and never telling me where i met him!

 

 

 

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noob: i will slay you

 

me:shut up

 

noob:you shut up

 

me: you started it turd sandwich

 

noob:youre stupid

 

me:ok thats it

 

*i took noob to a dragon in the wilderness*

 

*i teleported dragon to faldor*

 

*then teleported the noob to faldor*

 

 

 

OMG you teled the dragon to fally :ohnoes: ???/? hahahaha did hi kell tuhe neeb??? hahehehaheahehaeha c000OL!!! hahaha!!! whgat mage level do you need??? .....

 

 

 

you cant tele npcs idiot and you dont even have 82 mage to tele ANYTHING to fally... =; :boohoo: :wall:

 

yea, flaws with this story:

 

1.odd that the noob would follow you all the way to the dragons.

 

2.Can't teleport NPC's... even if you had the magic lvl to teleport people to fally, which you dont...

 

3. He has to accept to be tele'd.. and as i stated above you don't even have the mage lvl to teleport him.

 

 

 

And thus i can only assume that your other story was false aswell, this is a place for TRUE stories, not something that you wish had happened.

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^^Me being a noob...

 

 

 

lol what is it then? hey dont laugh!!! :wall: im serious!!! :wall:

 

red bead laying on top of ashes, i killed an imp. ::' wow, that sounds like a good TET event lol, drop those everywhere, while the runescape players are going crazy thinking they discovered santa hats all over like christmas all over again for them as we watch and laugh :D

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lol I was training mage on ducks in the river by the goblin house and I got into a conversation with a level 43 about skill levels. Any way I had just finished reciting my skills and a lvl 16 yells out, "m3ta is a liar." Me being quite confused asked him why he was accusing me falsly(sp). He replied, " Well I checked the high scores and your str isn't listed. You dont even have 30 str or else it would be listed." I almost fell out of my chair! I preceded to explain to him that you needed to have a minimum lvl of 30 and BE IN THE TOP 1 MILL PLAYERS. The chat box was instantly filled with "noob" from all the surrounding level 5's and he level 43 standing right next to me! The level 16 quickly ran away. lol

 

On another note: you can find some really funny things going on at the goblin house! While I was there I was interupted by nile. When I answered his question he gave me 20 gp. A curious level 4 asked what I got. I told her I got 20 gp. She asked if she could have it so I gave her the 20 gp. She then announced that I was the nicest person ever and asked if I would date her. I said " I can't really date you seeing as I have a gf irl." she begged me for the next 5 minutes and finally walked away. I told one of my friends what had happened. His responce was " Wish it was that easy irl..."

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I get fed up with cyberers. Finally I managed to scam one.

 

 

 

I was in fally at the bank and someone was asking for a gf. I said I would be his gf(btw i'm a male and I'm straight) but that I wanted a present first. Since I was wearing mage he must have guessed I'd like runes so he gave me 1k deaths! The he asked what my irl name was. I told him michael(not my real name). He teleported and msged me saying " I dont roll that way". I replied " Niether do I but thanks for the runes!" He reprted me but I appealed and now I don't havea black mark because technically(sp) he broke the rules first by cybering and asking for personal details. I was surprised that jagex took away my black mark seeing as I scammed the guy...

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*I was in edgeville gathering ashes for herbalore.I was wearing full rogue and a whip*

 

 

 

LEVEL 43: what armour is that?

 

Me:it's rogues

 

lvl 43:wow...how you get?

 

me:from rogues den

 

lvl 43:wow...what is rogue den?

 

me:it's an agility/theiving challange, very hard in fact...

 

lvl 43:can I have?

 

me:ummm...no...

 

lvl 43: WHY NOT!!?! i b ur gf forever and ever

 

me:its *cough* untradeable

 

lvl 43: no it isn't you h8 me!!!!

 

me:lol

 

lvl 43:what weapon is that? can I have that???

 

me:got 2.6million?

 

lvl 43:2.6million what???

 

me:*cough* money...

 

lvl 43: I only have 36gp I got hacked can I have some money???

 

me*getting frustrated*: would you like to know the location of rogues den? or what?

 

 

 

lvl 43:pl0x tell me

 

me:ok go to world 1, and go as far north as possible till a number on your screen reaches 54.

 

 

 

lvl 43:can you take me there?

 

me: sorry, I'm busy

 

lvl 43:doing what?

 

me:doing something...

 

lvl 43:what???

 

me:why don't you just go to rogues den, take your best armour and weapons, it's very dangerous, when you reach 54, ask somebody for directions.

 

 

 

lvl 43:ok ty!!

 

lvl 43: and can i borrow your wep???

 

me:when hell freezes over...

 

lvl 43:ha!! I'm gonna report you for item scamming, bad language and macroing! and I'm gonna go to the rogues den and get all your armour! then rub it in your face!! hahaahahahahah!

 

 

 

me:have a nice day :XD:

 

 

 

:XD: *funny ain't it?* :XD:

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This just happened to me in wild f2p at greater demons just havin some fun with rune skim as some off hand food

 

 

 

i'm level 98 btw

 

 

 

lvl 63 walks past on south side of minimap with lvl 23 following

 

i run after them intending on attacking 63 i know low level killing but it's fun who can blame me 63 is weaking chefs hat white apron and rubber chicken lvl 63 runs with me just out of range to hit he logs off lvl 23 stays

 

 

 

me: aww i just wanted some fun

 

23: noob

 

23: his main is zeziama

 

 

 

.... :-w

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Buying a law rune for 1k in draynor for a tele. I know they sell for less, but it gets me a law rune faster.

 

 

 

me:buying 1 law 1k

 

noob:whats a law?

 

me:law rune...

 

noob:whats a rune?

 

#-o

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i was in al kharid smelting when a random noob comes up to me and says "take me to varrock" so i say "ok" he followed me around for the next 15 minutes untill he said "when r u talking me" and i said "do i no u?" he got really man and he said a lot of cencered words so i just kept smelting.

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A noob once said to me (I was combat 59): "Hey shadow, I can own you".

 

So that level 22 got killed by 3 shots in the wild and he had 25K on him. I wonder why did he take that amount of money to the wild and confront a guy 37 levels higher than him. There are big losers in the world.

Never Quack when you can Moo.

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In security stronghold.

 

 

 

noob: which way is out?

 

me: follow me

 

(leads noob to the out ladder)

 

noob: no way thats the wildy ladder

 

me: ?

 

noob: my friend said it goes to wildy

 

me: it goes to the barbarian village

 

noob: which is in wildy

 

me: no its not

 

noob: reported for trying to get me killed

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noob: i will slay you

 

me:shut up

 

noob:you shut up

 

me: you started it turd sandwich

 

noob:youre stupid

 

me:ok thats it

 

*i took noob to a dragon in the wilderness*

 

*i teleported dragon to faldor*

 

*then teleported the noob to faldor*

 

 

 

Now there's a funny n00b story for the archives... But wait. Which one is the n00b? One thinks he can slay the other... and one thinks he can teleother to Falador... I think the "me" character wins the coveted statuette in this awards show.

 

n00b: but w8 nerd wut show is this?

 

nerd: Why, you dear little n00b, it's the world-famous "Biggest n00b Show!"

 

n00b: i never hear of it wut the statute

 

nerd: Thats's "statuette", and it's the award for biggest n00b, like the Oscar statuettes. And you, my dear little n00b, just won third place.

 

n00b: lol i not a nub my main own u

 

nerd: Why, I happen to be level 61. What is your main's level, may I ask?

 

n00b: lol i not tell u noob

 

nerd: Care to prove it?

 

n00b: i zezima

 

nerd: Show me.

 

*n00b has logged out.*

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ROFL #-o

 

 

 

Training on lessers in volcano days ago, a noob mage was attacking 2 lessers at once to half health so he gets the drop.Another meleer is there.

 

Me: dude thats cheap

 

Noob: lol I know! All mages are!

 

Me: what the?

 

Meleer: Cyp lets steal his lessers

 

Me:ok

 

(we continue to attack the lessers and kill them so noob cant attack any at all. But we killed, not took half health)

 

Noob: wtf stop that!

 

meleer: Not breaking any rules lol

 

me:lol

 

Noob: grrrr

 

Noob:reported for not letting me cheat! *logs*

 

 

 

=D>

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*noob wishes to trade with you*

 

*noob wishes to trade with you*

 

*noob wishes to trade with you*

 

*noob wishes to trade with you*

 

*noob wishes to trade with you*

 

*me accepts*

 

-pause-

 

me: ?

 

noob: free stuff plz

 

 

 

OMG I HATE THAT!

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Arenascape: Lode (Level 240+ Warlock)

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