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Noobs say the funniest things!

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I sorta think mines the funnyest :P

 

 

 

No I go around saying stuff like that all the time. Yesterday I was yelling "Cheese is Good" in the middle of the varrock west bank. Guess how many people called me a noob. :anxious:

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  • So my friend said "There's no more quests?" It was then that he was informed about the noticeboard :rolleyes: .

this one today during underground pass (completed btw woo)

 

 

 

noob: can i have a rope for quest

 

me: no i only jus have enought sorry

 

noob: but i need one

 

me: sorry

 

noob: you dont need it for quest anyway let me borrow it

 

me: but your on the quest too

 

noob: just gimme the rope noob !!!111eleventy etc

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He is combat 93 btw. Well the dude who's name I blacked out is.

 

 

 

I don't see why not knowing what hyt means is noobish, it's a tip.it thing after all

Runescape: Lodev (Combat level been fixed at 101 for years now, Total level 1500+, playing since march 2002)

Arenascape: Lode (Level 240+ Warlock)

I'm wearing Rune Axe.

 

Wearing? Did you selotape the axe on your chest? :lol:

 

what are you talking about selotape. were i live in the great land called america they call it duck tape, but in recent times duck tape has been replaced with gorilla tape.

 

 

 

whats selotape!?!?!?!

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I'm wearing Rune Axe.

 

Wearing? Did you selotape the axe on your chest? :lol:

 

what are you talking about selotape. were i live in the great land called america they call it duck tape, but in recent times duck tape has been replaced with gorilla tape.

 

 

 

whats selotape!?!?!?!

 

 

 

I don't know what crazy America you live in, but in my America it's called DUCT tape.

the russians are the best! Hands down!
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I'm in the computer lab at the local youth center, talking to a guy in real life. He plays RS, and he's lvl 23. I'm 43.

 

 

 

me: U play runescape?

 

noob: yeah

 

me: what's ur combat lvl?

 

noob: 23

 

me: im 43 :D

 

noob: guess what! I can take your head off?

 

me* (Makes this face: :| )

 

noob: yup, I can kill you with a weapon only I know about!!

 

me: oh really?

 

noob: well, okay, only me and other members.

 

 

 

 

 

At this point I turned around and concentrated on my hilary duff fan site. (Did I say that? I meant, uh, email!!!)

"Dost hath not giveth thy name 'noob' to thy brethren...

...Or thou art must considereth thyself a noob as well."

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lmao!! 5 girls... :lol:

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this guy pmed me one day

 

him:hey,can you lend me your rune kite or give it to me?

 

me: no, i dont know you

 

him:well,you do now. friends?

 

me: no

 

him:well since were friends can you lend me your rune kite

 

me:no!

 

him:cmon,if you lend me ill pay you 60k each time i see you

 

me:why dont you just buy one?

 

him:i dont have enough money

 

me: but i thought you said that you had 60k?

 

....long pause....

 

him:i didnt say that

 

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In the above on the guy must of been pretty stupid! Anyway this topic has gone on for too long..we've heard them all now :wall:

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In the above on the guy must of been pretty stupid! Anyway this topic has gone on for too long..we've heard them all now :wall:

 

 

 

No we haven't. There are still plenty of scenarios I can think of that haven't happened yet. (Note most of them involve peanut butter and ice cream :lol: )

In the above on the guy must of been pretty stupid! Anyway this topic has gone on for too long..we've heard them all now :wall:

 

 

 

No we haven't. There are still plenty of scenarios I can think of that haven't happened yet. (Note most of them involve peanut butter and ice cream :lol: )

 

 

 

 

 

?! Anyway, I know but it's just lost the funnyness appeall IMO :-k

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Trust me. All I think about when I think funny is peanut butter and ice cream. Ever since my sisters friend at the Christmas Party well... I really shouldn't discuss what happened.

ooh! ooh! what happened?!?!?!? Tell me! tell me!!

"Dost hath not giveth thy name 'noob' to thy brethren...

...Or thou art must considereth thyself a noob as well."

just saw this

 

i was at unicorns(btw, 153 mor antis till 38 herblore) and some lvl 29 got pwnt by one, did like 5 damage to it through the eintire thing.

i r tink tht a11 ppl shud use g00d gr@m3r since g00d gr@m3r is ftw.

ooh! ooh! what happened?!?!?!? Tell me! tell me!!

 

 

 

Well lets just say she chocked on the ice cream and fell over onto a table and got her face stuck in a bowl of peanut butter.

I'm in the computer lab at the local youth center, talking to a guy in real life. He plays RS, and he's lvl 23. I'm 43.

 

 

 

me: U play runescape?

 

noob: yeah

 

me: what's ur combat lvl?

 

noob: 23

 

me: im 43 :D

 

noob: guess what! I can take your head off?

 

me* (Makes this face: :| )

 

noob: yup, I can kill you with a weapon only I know about!!

 

me: oh really?

 

noob: well, okay, only me and other members.

 

 

 

 

 

At this point I turned around and concentrated on my hilary duff fan site. (Did I say that? I meant, uh, email!!!)

 

 

 

You worry me... :?

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ooh! ooh! what happened?!?!?!? Tell me! tell me!!

 

 

 

Well lets just say she chocked on the ice cream and fell over onto a table and got her face stuck in a bowl of peanut butter.

 

 

 

You have to be a really special person to choke on something that melts in your mouth. :lol:

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ooh! ooh! what happened?!?!?!? Tell me! tell me!!

 

 

 

Well lets just say she chocked on the ice cream and fell over onto a table and got her face stuck in a bowl of peanut butter.

 

 

 

You have to be a really special person to choke on something that melts in your mouth. :lol:

 

 

 

I was banging on my table and nearly fell on the floor...

 

 

 

Ranged Crave

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :D :lol: :lol:

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ooh! ooh! what happened?!?!?!? Tell me! tell me!!

 

 

 

Well lets just say she chocked on the ice cream and fell over onto a table and got her face stuck in a bowl of peanut butter.

 

 

 

You have to be a really special person to choke on something that melts in your mouth. :lol:

 

 

 

I was banging on my table and nearly fell on the floor...

 

 

 

Ranged Crave

 

 

 

:lol: :lol: :D :lol: :lol:

I think it's time for someone to start a "Parties are funnier than noobs" topic. lol I'm still scarred from the time we played a prank on my brother at my birthday party and it got really messed up. That was when I was in 6th grade too...

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that's freakin' hilarious!! I'm going to be giggling for the rest of the evening.

"Dost hath not giveth thy name 'noob' to thy brethren...

...Or thou art must considereth thyself a noob as well."

This happened a while ago before my main got banned:

 

 

 

N00b: Hey you (was referring to me), wanna get paid 2mil?

 

Me: Okay, sure...

 

N00b: Only equip your whip and follow me.

 

N00b: I want to prove to my friend that I'm a good pker.

 

N00b: Please pretend that I owned you in the wilderness.

 

Me: Okay. (I bring a pking set + 18 sharks inven. I knew it was a scam.. o.O)

 

 

 

*Walks to level 40 wilderness*

 

 

 

N00b: Ok, please don't run away.

 

 

 

*Gets my hitpoints down to 12 and trades*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I start attacking him with dds and whip. He gets owned. Since he attacked me, this is what he dropped:

 

 

 

4x dragon longswords

 

4x abbysal whips

 

20 cooked monkfish

 

 

 

A sweet victory! =D

 

 

 

He wasn't really a noob level-wise, but was a noob for dying with food and trying to scam me.

This happened a while ago before my main got banned:

 

 

 

N00b: Hey you (was referring to me), wanna get paid 2mil?

 

Me: Okay, sure...

 

N00b: Only equip your whip and follow me.

 

N00b: I want to prove to my friend that I'm a good pker.

 

N00b: Please pretend that I owned you in the wilderness.

 

Me: Okay. (I bring a pking set + 18 sharks inven. I knew it was a scam.. o.O)

 

 

 

*Walks to level 40 wilderness*

 

 

 

N00b: Ok, please don't run away.

 

 

 

*Gets my hitpoints down to 12 and trades*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I start attacking him with dds and whip. He gets owned. Since he attacked me, this is what he dropped:

 

 

 

4x dragon longswords

 

4x abbysal whips

 

20 cooked monkfish

 

 

 

A sweet victory! =D

 

 

 

He wasn't really a noob level-wise, but was a noob for dying with food and trying to scam me.

 

 

 

:shock: ...whoa...Sweet Victory is an understatement, especially after your whole charcoal/coal bug. :lol:

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This one is pretty funny. It's precisly after i have used my easter ring at the falador east bank.

 

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I was telegrabbing zammy wines for a friend when I had this conversation. It's not too noobish, but it is... strange :-k An strange scammer, I think. The guy on green is a lvl28, the guy in red is a lvl73 who only laughed all the time.

 

 

 

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ooh! ooh! what happened?!?!?!? Tell me! tell me!!

 

 

 

Well lets just say she chocked on the ice cream and fell over onto a table and got her face stuck in a bowl of peanut butter.

 

 

 

You have to be a really special person to choke on something that melts in your mouth. :lol:

 

 

 

It was peanut butter chocholate chunk icecream. They tried to swallow a mouthfull of it and it had quite a few chunks \'

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