cocacolabottle Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 I was walking around with my overgrown cat when someone said to me: "Nice dog" Hmmm...... Rofl irl. 99 Slayer since August 2007. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frab26 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 I got this yesterday Noob:hi im jagex Me:ok........... Noob: we are running a free 1 month trial for members Noob: just give me your age adress and location Me: reported Noob:idc noob This really happened(ya i know its not funny) Proud to do nothing but pick cabbage for the ooc!http://z4.invisionfree.com/The_Order_of ... /index.php? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neoscape Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot :lol: lol me too there was one noob wha was wondering where the wildy was.. i gladly showed him :lol: F2P FOR LIFE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin_m23 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 ok on my last day of members i decided to have some fun. so i went to world 2 and whacked all the merchants with my rubber chicken. one was funny. he was lvl 85 with full drag: me: *whack* he: stop it me: no haha *whack* he: reported! me: for what? he: bug abuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil_Leprechaun Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Back in the day, when having an Addy hally made you all the rage (yeah, i find that hard to believe as well) I remember this convo: Noob: Nice axe on a stick Me: It's called a halberd Noob: Kwl Noob: Can I buy ur long axe? Me: nfs Noob: Why not? Me: I'm using it Noob: well where can i get one? Me: Tyras Camp a few days later by pm... Noob: I'm reporting you for item scamming Me:...what? Noob: I added tyras camp, but he hasnt been on in days, you trying to trick me I just couldnt believe this guy had spent the best part of a week looking for a player named "Tyras Camp" QPC Holder It'll take a cunning stunt to get them done though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb912 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Ok this happened in the wizard's tower of all places Me: (2 hitting wizards) LV 48: Can I have some money? Me: No LV 48: Plz I'm poor Me: No one likes beggers LV 48: I'm not a begger Me: O really. You were just begging for coins so therefor you are a begger LV 48: I'm not a begger I'm lv 48 Me: Thats the sad thing. A lv 48 is begging Lv 48: Your a noob Note I'm level 60 and he was wearing full steel with a mith scim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpcyMcHagis Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 i was mining iron and i outmined a noob everytime, after i returned from the bank he told me he reported me when i asked him what he reported me for he then said a dirty word and logged off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shyla Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 i was in varrock when a level 3 came up to me.. noob: hey level ** can you give me a job? me: like what kind do you want? noob: woodcutting? --- the i logged off cos of lag--- i pm him when i got back then.. me: how bout you get me soft clay and i pay 30ea? noob: ok cool noob: i have a level 53 main. can you help me get full rune? i got pl8 and legs me: rune full and kite? noob: and a scim too me: that's 100k..but if u get me 2k soft clay i'll give u any 2 item u want noob: i want rune kite and scim me: that's 15k more but ok cos i need the clay :P (i agreed cos i was impressed that someone's willing to work for stuff rather than beg) --noob logs off-- after 20 minutes, he goes back on noob: i got hacked (cos he said he got a level 53 main) me: that happened to me too (sensing he's gonna ask for free stuff) noob: can you help me get my stuff back? me: well iron sells 100ea and it's fast to mine noob: nah me: well you can get your stuff back if you do skills noob: im gonna stop playing runescape, they always hack me. cya forever...unless you wanna say something me: and what should i say? noob: help me get stuff me: i told you to do skills but if you're going to ask for free stuff, i can't noob: cya forever appeal to pity? like i care [brought to you by the Cult of the Sacred Crate]17th to 99 Smithing OSRS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edhilthoniel Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Amazing. Nice stories all. The best one I ever heard is: noob: you must have no life, being 111 me: well if i had no life i would be quite dead no? noob: you look poor me: i look poor. so you consider the random runescape outfit to show richess? noob: can i have some stuff? me: You can find stuff at lvl 48 wildy. noob: can u take me there? me: no, i'm busy noob: busy being noob i guess. wanna buy 100 k yews? me: how the **** did you get 100 k yews noob: I have a program. After that I reported the poor noobie and only 2 days later i get a nice report message from jagex telling me they are grateful I helped them ban a macro account. That was quite amazing lol. Greetz Edhilthoniel Edhilthoniel.Unable to finish what he started. Now he started again ^^All right! That does it! Where did you hide my pink skirt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sebbeberg Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Amazing. Nice stories all. The best one I ever heard is: noob: you must have no life, being 111 me: well if i had no life i would be quite dead no? noob: you look poor me: i look poor. so you consider the random runescape outfit to show richess? noob: can i have some stuff? me: You can find stuff at lvl 48 wildy. noob: can u take me there? me: no, i'm busy noob: busy being noob i guess. wanna buy 100 k yews? me: how the **** did you get 100 k yews noob: I have a program. After that I reported the poor noobie and only 2 days later i get a nice report message from jagex telling me they are grateful I helped them ban a macro account. That was quite amazing lol. Greetz Edhilthoniel *giigle* Nice one! I wish i would bet a confirmation on my reports sometime.. :evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexpc007 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 a few weeks ago, i was in draynor swamps, tryng to mine yews, but it was quite impossible as there were more than 10 macros on a yew -.- I went to bank, and i got this level 5 pm'ing me: Noob:Your a dog vomit Me: who are you? Noob: im 32 years old and am drunk you **** Me: OK, bye Noob: your the piss(somehow it didnt manage to censor) of a bird As i remember i saw him on the trees, i went there, and he kept on sayng [cabbage] like: i own you / you smell of vomit adn stuff like that...i reported it and after a few seconds, a goblin he attacked killed him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsertCreditsNow Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Okay, I went down to the stronghold to kill fleshcrawlers for slayer and this jerk decides to show up. Noob:Neave Noob Me:How about no, Jerk. noob:Leave Now! Me:why don't you try and make me? Noob:look at u, lol Then he logged out. I thought that I could get away from idiots when I became member but apparently not. However, I've met many good members so there is some kindness in Runescape. I didn't let it spoil my fun, instead I've put him on ignore and went about my way. Currently Going for...99 firemakingCurrent Progress-76/99 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lode Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 noob: ur a noob me: no ur a noob noob: no u, im reporting u me: o rly? noob: ya rly me: srsly? noob: noob *suddenly noob gets attacked by level 2 spider and gets owned badly, he drops 5 blue party hats, 2 whips and full dragon* me: haha, noob too bad, that's what this thread is degrading into Runescape: Lodev (Combat level been fixed at 101 for years now, Total level 1500+, playing since march 2002)Arenascape: Lode (Level 240+ Warlock) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaddd Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 This happened a while ago before my main got banned: N00b: Hey you (was referring to me), wanna get paid 2mil? Me: Okay, sure... N00b: Only equip your whip and follow me. N00b: I want to prove to my friend that I'm a good pker. N00b: Please pretend that I owned you in the wilderness. Me: Okay. (I bring a pking set + 18 sharks inven. I knew it was a scam.. o.O) *Walks to level 40 wilderness* N00b: Ok, please don't run away. *Gets my hitpoints down to 12 and trades* I start attacking him with dds and whip. He gets owned. Since he attacked me, this is what he dropped: 4x dragon longswords 4x abbysal whips 20 cooked monkfish A sweet victory! =D He wasn't really a noob level-wise, but was a noob for dying with food and trying to scam me. OMG NICE! I sort of believe something like this happened except the 4x dragon longsword and 4x abbysal whip part. He's obviously lying. Look at his signature, his account only has 60 Attack. :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanFranciscoGiants Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 ^^ Good point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oreocookie987 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 i'm standing in lumbridge when a noob (lvl 3) comes up and says this: Noob: I'm zezima Me: no you're not Noob: yes i am! i'm also n0va, lily, and broski! Me. you're lying Noob: i just got poisoned dragon claws! Me: theres no such thing Noob: Z0MG yes there are i have them on my main! Noob: I just got poisoned dragon warhammer! Me: there is no dragon warhammer... =/ Noob: i'll brb!!!! *5 minutes later* Noob: OMG OMG I just got rune armbands!!! Me: (deciding to play along) ok i'll buy them Noob: they're gold trimmed and poisoned! Me: you're lying, theres no such thing Noob: oh yea just watch me use them you n00b!!!!!! *he puts on blue gloves and goes to fight a man. gets owned miserably. i pick up some of his stuff* Noob: give me my stuff back! Me: no, you died and i picked it up Noob: OMG reported for item scamming, have fun being banned noob! i'm actually a mod! Me: whatever..... Expecting a good life because you're a good person is like expecting a bull not to charge because you're a vegetarian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimeStopper Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Well if you want to hear noob stuff just go to the Southeast Varrock Mines... There are people there trying to sell accounts sometimes. lol Like forum text games much?um... from... MARS, yes, in the third county from the... left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falco513 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Damn you TimeStopper! I was waiting for 666th post :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Gex Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Lodge, funny. Join the petition for a new bank page layout! Be nice to everyone because you never know, one day they might be rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pawan Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 My RS Char is female, yet I'm male. I made my char female to see how people respond to a female char rather than a male char. Some people are automatically nice, some people are perverts. It's funny really. I got this one time. Him - "Nice bust" Me - "Thanks mate, I'm a guy BTW" Me - "You just stared at a man's bust" Lol that was hilarious, but tis true many people react differently around girl characters in runescape :S But you just got to hate the false reporting... It really prevents Jagex from banning the people who are actually breaking rules... :twisted: YoUr UnDeR ArReSt AnYtHiNg YoU SaY WiLl Be MiSqUoTeD AnD UsEd AgAiNsT YoU :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziv Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 This one's kinda funny: wierdo: Ur bio? Bio Raptor: Huh? wierdo: Ur dumb and stupid and ur a lame nerd wierdo: Get a life i hate u Bio Raptor: That's not nice wierdo: Ima kill u 2morrow wierdo: Ima come 2 ur house and kill u wit a knife Bio Raptor: Who's the stupid one now wierdo: Lil boi dont talk smack bout me wierdo: U think im joking huh Bio Raptor: Lol wierdo: Ur dead :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
game_proffy Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 If you ever see anyone attempting to impersonate a Jagex Staff member or any other player then we would ask you to use the 'Report Abuse' button located at the bottom of the screen, and follow the on screen prompts so that we can take the appropriate actions against their account. Does that mean we can report anyone who says "My main is Zezima/Nova etc."? :3> \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irock159 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 this noob was folowing me around and he said that i was is freind now and he keep following me untill i ran away from him then he pmed me and said i was his only freind =D> he's still talking to me whilw i am playing i don't wanna block him cuz then he will have NO freinds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gyroman25 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 i was just fighting gurard for some reason and this noob goes up to me noob:i can own you!! me:yeah right noob:yes i can lets go into wild right now me:alright noob:i'm also bringing 45k with me cause i know you can't win *we go into wild i slaughter him and i take his 45k* noob:hey can i have i my 45k back i was kidding about owning you me:yeah right noob:my main is zezima!! i'll own you with him! me:go ahead and try N0valyfe an idol to some, a great player to many, and a true runescaper to all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hungryblader Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 this noob was folowing me around and he said that i was is freind now and he keep following me untill i ran away from him then he pmed me and said i was his only freind =D> he's still talking to me whilw i am playing i don't wanna block him cuz then he will have NO freinds oh, don't be so nice. There's a reason he has no friends "Dost hath not giveth thy name 'noob' to thy brethren... ...Or thou art must considereth thyself a noob as well." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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