October 12, 200619 yr Me: *spins dragon plate* Noob: Do that trick again *followes me* Me: *walks through al-kharid toll gate* Noob: Omg need 10gp World of Warcraft... 14 votes... the other 50 million are busy playing
October 12, 200619 yr noob: dief, give me your magic shield (its a black h5) me : no noob: you have to give it to me, i can get you deleted me : really? noob: yes, my brother dave owns runescape me : your brother is Dave Jagex? noob: yes Elvarg the Magic Dragon, Lives by the sea... He spends his days eating folk, And dies occasionally Champion-Hero-Legend
October 12, 200619 yr I forgot a better one I'm fishing in the river between varrock and barbarian village, wearing frog hat and costume. noob: give me your frog head me : Its not a costume, its my charectars head noob: wow, how you do that? me : You can change to frog head after finnishing the frog mini-game in members. noob: wow 5 minutes later in bank at varrod: noob: i'm back to call you liar! noob: liar! noob: liar! noob: liar! noob: liar! noob: liar! noob: liar! me : noob: gasp, what did you do????? me : I cast the frog curse spell I got from completing mini game. noob: no such thing in spell book! me :Its in member's spell book. me : when you least expect it, you'll be surrounded by killer frogs. noob: liar! noob: liar! noob: liar! I logged out A month later noob: Help! I'm surrounded by frogs! Uncurse me! Elvarg the Magic Dragon, Lives by the sea... He spends his days eating folk, And dies occasionally Champion-Hero-Legend
October 12, 200619 yr I forgot a better one I'm fishing in the river between varrock and barbarian village, wearing frog hat and costume. noob: give me your frog head me : Its not a costume, its my charectars head noob: wow, how you do that? me : You can change to frog head after finnishing the frog mini-game in members. noob: wow 5 minutes later in bank at varrod: noob: i'm back to call you liar! noob: liar! noob: liar! noob: liar! noob: liar! noob: liar! noob: liar! me : noob: gasp, what did you do????? me : I cast the frog curse spell I got from completing mini game. noob: no such thing in spell book! me :Its in member's spell book. me : when you least expect it, you'll be surrounded by killer frogs. noob: liar! noob: liar! noob: liar! I logged out A month later noob: Help! I'm surrounded by frogs! Uncurse me! roflcopter. he dosn't know its a random World of Warcraft... 14 votes... the other 50 million are busy playing
October 13, 200619 yr noob: selling lvl 84 account me: :shame: You see that everywhere on these days :-k hurrah! i hade someone quote me \ \ also: Noob: give me you full rune or i report you! guy: i can report you for misuse of customer support noob: *logs out* World of Warcraft... 14 votes... the other 50 million are busy playing
October 13, 200619 yr just happened to me.(I am in free to spend time with my best friend with my d b axe) noob:nice mith axe me:its dragon noob:no they are mith me:no they are dragon noob noob:then show me in trade me:they are untradeable in f2p noob:i buy it for 2m me:u dont have that mch noob noob:my main is zezima and i have 10000billion me:sure u are noob:wait here i will get my main me:ok he never came back.... i think your the only noob there, dragon pick axe? get real. i think you are the noob cus i said b axe=battle axe well before you edited it it said pick axe, and it still doesn't say b axe any way, you really are a noob arn't you? And you just happened to quote him after he edited it? And how many other ways can you abbreviate dragon battleaxe?
October 13, 200619 yr noob:can i buy ure red med me:its a red halloween mask noob:ill buy it me:kk gimme a legends cape noob:kk brb..... *gos away* *comes bak* noob:sry lost it, will this do *gos into trade* noob: will this do*offers bronz pl8*? rsn: Pker Mage214
October 13, 200619 yr Me:(wearing full druid and desert beard-helm on f2p world) I am jesus worship me Noob: OMG JESUS GIVE MEH 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 kazillion gp Me:ok um first get all your freinds to folow me and worship me Noob:Ok (Three people come) Noob: Ok all my friends are here give me my money. Me:Lol noob I'm not jesus lol Noob:OMG REPORTED FOR BEING A NOOB Me:Um you can not report soemone for being a noob... Noob:Yes you can my dad owns runescape lol have fun being banned noob. Me:Yeah you have fun with that Me:Ignore
October 13, 200619 yr I Have one good story. Noob: can i have 25k plz Me: what? Noob:plz, i need for runes Me:what runes? I not know what runes is (l does know, not flame me) Noob:plzzzzzzzz, 25k Me: i have idea but it involve small work Noob:ok tell me Me:I need greek grape from six short slow shepherd Noob:... Noob:can you repeat it please? Me:I said I need greek grape from six short slow shepherd Noob:where i can find it? Me:At lumbridge ( I at Fally) Noob:ok (He use teleport to Lumbridge) half hour later Noob find me, Noob:you lie, there are no such as Greek Grape, I want 25k Me:No greek grape, no 25k Noob: player said there are no such as Greek Grape Me: well only 1% ppl know about this Greek Grape Noob: report for item scamming Me: ok Noob:give 25k me i won't report Me: go ahead report, you won't win. Noob leave By way, There are no such as Greek Grape from Six Short Slow Shepherd. I make it up. :thumbsup: Correct answer for "is this a question?"is "if it is a question then it is a answer!"
October 14, 200619 yr This just happened whilst i was fly fishing in the barbarian village wearing full wizzy (g) noob: I'll buy your armour Me:nfs Noob:nooooooob *noob walks off* Me:lmao :lol: And this just happened about 10 minutes after the last 1 Noob: um helo Me:hi Noob:how much for robes! Me (thinking) here we go again Me:nfs sorry Noob:noob *noob walks off* :-k is it me or does this happen to much :-s My Blog2 Visage Drops.Over 1800 Castle Wars Tickets..
October 14, 200619 yr I forgot a better one I'm fishing in the river between varrock and barbarian village, wearing frog hat and costume. noob: give me your frog head me : Its not a costume, its my charectars head noob: wow, how you do that? me : You can change to frog head after finnishing the frog mini-game in members. noob: wow 5 minutes later in bank at varrod: noob: i'm back to call you liar! noob: liar! noob: liar! noob: liar! noob: liar! noob: liar! noob: liar! me : noob: gasp, what did you do????? me : I cast the frog curse spell I got from completing mini game. noob: no such thing in spell book! me :Its in member's spell book. me : when you least expect it, you'll be surrounded by killer frogs. noob: liar! noob: liar! noob: liar! I logged out A month later noob: Help! I'm surrounded by frogs! Uncurse me! One of the funniest things ive seen on this thread. I shall take my flock underneath my own wing, and kick them right the [bleep] out of the tree. If they were meant to fly, they won't break their necks on the concrete.So, what is 1.111... equal to?10/9. Please don't continue.
October 14, 200619 yr =; (at this point I turned off public chat and had no idea what he said, he continued to follow me, i'm sure was talking although I couldnt hear him..I eventually teleported to loose the idiot) I love doing that to noobs who want "free stuff plz." Shame is, some of them have that one more brain cell than other noobs so they spam you on pm. Good 'ol blocker 8-) In this case I use ignore list so i can still recive pm, and never worry about that person again :thumbsup:
October 14, 200619 yr noob: i want a random! *gets box* omg 47gp!!11111 im rich World of Warcraft... 14 votes... the other 50 million are busy playing
October 15, 200619 yr A while back my cousin my cousin and I were mining coal together to pass the time. My cousin, a boy with a female character, managed to get hacked while we were mining. Someone logs him off. Five seconds later the character comes back on and I had this conversation with the hacker. Me: "Hey, welcome back." Hacker: "Hey." Me: "What happened?" Hacker:" My internet lagged to much so it logged me off." My cousin has broadband. Me:" What?!? How?" Hacker:"I dunno." Hacker:" Wann be my bf?" Me:" What?!?!?!?!? Sicko!" Hacker: "What, are you gay or something?!?" Its then I realized it was not my cousin. Me:"Wow, that took like 2 minutes." Hacker:"What do you mean?" Me:"I'm talking to the real owner of that account on the phone, right now." Hacker:" I'm reporting you!" Me: "Sorry, I just changed his password and recovery questions." Hacker: "What are you talking about sexy?, don't you want to be my bf?" -Reported Hacker.- Me:"The owner of that account is 11. I' not a pedofile. " Hacker:" But I'm 18, I swear!" Me:"Secondly, the owner is my cousin. And I'm not a fan of sodomy." The hacker ran off, but I followed him. Me: "Thirdly, the owner is a boy. And, no, I'm not gay." Hacker logged off, 40 seconds later my cousin logs back on. Cousin:" I wodner who that was." Me: "i dunno, but Jagex has his IP. :P " this is probably fake, i know from experience that in game, u can not say sexy or pedofile, trust me a bunch of pedo's message me in game all the time 60+ugnore list thanks for the cropping Mr Joob =]
October 15, 200619 yr noob: pwnt noob2: no ur pwnt noob: i pwnt u noob2: ur moma pwns u noob: my mummy pwns urs noob3: ur both noobs noob: no ur a noob noob2: com 2 wildy i pwn u they all go to wildy and... all 3 get pwned by a 4th noob Runescape: Lodev (Combat level been fixed at 101 for years now, Total level 1500+, playing since march 2002)Arenascape: Lode (Level 240+ Warlock)
October 15, 200619 yr This wasnt really a convo i had, but its still funny. Ok, my friends lil sis had just entered the amazing world of runescape, and i said id go and meet er. She was at goblin village, and there was loads of noobs around her. A noob (not my friends lil sis) got a random event, and it said something like "Hello there (Noobs Nmae, forgot what it was lol)", as they usually do. And the noob said hi back, lol. He thought that it was someone else, lol.
October 15, 200619 yr Once me and my clan owned this noob in the wild and then he pms me back asking for a rematch lol. Join Marapets | Virtual Pets | Games
October 16, 200619 yr ha ha, ive got a good 1 ok, so i was at the rockcrabs in rellekka(sry if spelling is bad) and there are always pures there, i was bored, and so i mentioned the old night, and we talked about how it was impressive how he has 99 in all stats, i said " yea, too bad he's dead pure1: no he's not u noob! pure2: yea, i talk to him all the time me: he's dead, check tip.it, i do beleave it was some kind of heart condition (correct me if im wrong) pure1: omfg u n33b, he's not dead me: yes he is, why dont u think so? pure2: ****** (spellled it out later in periods, he said stalker) me: how am i a stalker? pure1: because u learn everything aobut him, jees weirdo. me: o, so im a stalker becasue i read bulletin messages, and i check forums? pures2: omg, get away weirdo me (talking to firend) yea, my brother knew the old nights son,)(my bro really does too lol, they dont talk any more tho) (pures 1 and 2 come up to me) pure1: omfg he dosent have a son noob. pure2 yea noob (at that point i had it with them, and trained on rock crabs on water birth) thanks for the cropping Mr Joob =]
October 16, 200619 yr noob: can u whack me with a chicken? me: i dont have 1..... noob: o ok here *noob trades me raw chicken* me: errr wat i do with this noob:whack me me: errrr wrong chicken pal *cooks chicken* *eats chicken* noob :can i have my chicken back me: ate it srry noob: omfg scammer im reporting u!
October 16, 200619 yr noob: pwnt noob2: no ur pwnt noob: i pwnt u noob2: ur moma pwns u noob: my mummy pwns urs noob3: ur both noobs noob: no ur a noob noob2: com 2 wildy i pwn u they all go to wildy and... all 3 get pwned by a 4th noob Uhhh... :-s Saw someone "buying an attack ammy" : And... here's a good conversation. I was selling something "only if the price was high enough" and this guy Pm's me: Him: do u even smoke weed or r u one of those loosers who act like u do Me: Huh? Him: u said u would sell something if u wer high enough Me: Oh wow, do you use hooked on phonics or something? The rest is pretty much him flaming me for misspelling something WHICH I CORRECTED MYSELF ON. The he said I needed Hooked on Phonics. Me: With that grammar? Please. You obviously do. Him: omg noob I found him, he was, of course, lower leveled than me. Not that it really makes a difference.. whatever. :-k Sig credit goes to ThruItAll. :D
October 16, 200619 yr This is one one my convos from when I was level 18 or so...man its embarrassing: Nooby Friend 1:You know that black armour with gold rims, thats dragon (he had just become a member, but...) Me:Cool Some time later, me and two more of my nooby friends were standing outside Varrock chatting... Me:...and so I think I'll go kill goblins at Port Sarim to get up to 25 (Some guy in black g walks up) Nooby Friend 2: Hey, cool armour, I'll buy it! Me (showing off):Noob, there's no way you could afford that, its dragon (:oops: ) Guy: Yeah, thats right Me:Its worth like 500k ( :oops: :oops: ) Nooby Friend 2: Ooooooooo :shock: Nooby Friend 3:I could afford that my main is Zezima etc etc etc... Sigh, those were the days. Btw mods, this topic is so big and ongoing, would it be worth turning into a sticky?
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October 17, 200619 yr Once me and my clan owned this noob in the wild and then he pms me back asking for a rematch lol. what nub about that? i always do that when they go 10 x a lvl 100 on a lvl 94... :P i won dms from 105's so why couldnt i beat 6 lvls higher... ^^ click my sig for my lesser ranging guide ^^jwrm22: 4816th > 99 cooking 100% f2p !1172 total! + 140mil in items.i dont play anymore... i think rs is ruined
October 17, 200619 yr I dont know if anyone remembers when they had the message of the week, "theres a real world out there, go try it sometime." While editing this picture, I noticed that I recognized the posters name from these forums. Hes not really a noob, but he can post himself if he wants people to know about his little practical joke :)
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