apcrump Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 a noob yesterday was following me round going buying lobbies, and Im asaying I dont have any and he followed all the way from ardy to castlewars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEDEEPPKER Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 this is a funny pk story noob:can u tell me the fightin triangle? me:ranged beats armour,mage beats ranged noob:ok fite me me:ok he is ranged im full rune we go lvel 22 wildy we begin to fite noob:um why arent i hitting anything? me:dunno must be bad luck noob:omg, i cant tele!!!!! me:lol bye bye noob:im reporting u!!!!(he drops 262 addy full blue d hide and v teles max hit with d scimm=28 : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSOfr33k Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 :-k ...This thread's starting to lose its luster...this isn't very funny, but a guy reported me for beating him in a duel o.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkarbiter3 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 noob: OMG!!!!!(follows me) me:wat? noob:i have 10000gp!!!!! im the richest person runescape!!! me:w/e..... noob: ur just jelous!!!!!! and wat does w/e mean? (showz him my cash wich was 101m) noob:WOW ur so poor!!!! me:wtf? noob:HAHA!!! (follows me 2 varok in world 1) noob:HEY every1 im the richer than all of u!!! (every1 trades him 2 see cash) pretty much ever1 in world 1 merchanting goes "NOOB IM LIKE 1 MILLION TIMES RICHER!!!!" noob:im reporting all of u for lying about how much money u have!!! and for being *censord*ing NOOBS!!!!!!! *ROFL LIKE CRA.Z.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defy Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Some newbie was standing at the falador furnace and was saying "Buying 4 iron bars" for 30 minutes or something. Then someone finnaly was kind enough to give them to him to shut him up HAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT WAS ME :) i was doing knights sword and i need 4 iron bars to get 2 bluerite swords Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave0293 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot and i got this one too Noob:Can I have some sausages? Guy(weilding abby whip):huh? Noob:Can i have some sausages Guy:What sausages? Noob:The ones you're holding Guy:these aren't sausage links(attacks guard to prove it) Noob:wow, you killed something with sausages!plz plz can i have some Guy:it's an abyssal whip Noob:they're sausages Guy:they're not sausages!! Noob:noob im reporting you Guy:for what? Noob: for not sharing food Guy:THEY'RE NOT FREAKING SAUSAGES!!! Noob:omg why didn't you say so * noob ^lol i always tought whips look weird ROFL these made me ROFL literally me: he'll be so happy for you that you'll be that guys zombie head :anxious: And the bunny ears one was good...lol thoose r both relariouus =D> srry i no there r lots more but i havent read them hyet =P~ :thumbsup: great jobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
f2p4life Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 lvl 20 noob follows me: hey nice clothes(actually full prince), where did you get it? me:(hehe)well...u can find it if u keep going north and touch a thing called a lesser demon and he will give u tons of this. lvl 20:rly? me:yes! lvl 20: thanks pal! (and heads towards north) WC: 80/99 WOOTS!rsn:benedict666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad4beanies Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 I got pmed by some noob pretending to be jagex staff and asked for a password. I reported him and prepared to play along like i do sometimes. 30 second later it turns out to be a friend (ca2theone) on a pure. :wall: Don't think the account got banned though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apcrump Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 I got pmed by some noob pretending to be jagex staff and asked for a password. I reported him and prepared to play along like i do sometimes. 30 second later it turns out to be a friend (ca2theone) on a pure. :wall: Don't think the account got banned though! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandaman115 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 this is a funny pk story noob:can u tell me the fightin triangle? me:ranged beats armour,mage beats ranged noob:ok fite me me:ok he is ranged im full rune we go lvel 22 wildy we begin to fite noob:um why arent i hitting anything? me:dunno must be bad luck noob:omg, i cant tele!!!!! me:lol bye bye noob:im reporting u!!!!(he drops 262 addy full blue d hide and v teles You're a loser. Get a life, and get real pks. Learn how to pk, cause you obviously don't know how to. [Admin Edit: No naming names in a negative light] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirYoshua Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 i got female chara in rs but im 100% (i think ;P) male. i got pm'd by some guy: He: Are u chinese girl? Me: Depends on the point of view... He: I like chinese girls. Me: Me too.. He: If u came to usa we can make triange with my dude Me: I thinking what kind of head problem u have. He: I like all your three holes Me: Cool. I think one of this holes u like most is too tiny to get use by u. He: I think i will do with no problem. Me: Rotfl :D He: ?? Me: It's a tiny hole on a top of a think that is longest than your fingers He: Chinese girls are strange.. i rather found next point of my view. Me: Good luck with that. Next time ask that that person is female in the first. He: I know u are female. I see that. I ignored him at this moment... I started to crying from laught :] -.- "It's good to die durring the battle" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chips_n_dip Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 a guy tried to scam me out of a rune scimmy, i was killing cows to get cowhides for craft xp. anyway, he comes up to me, and says "hey, want another set of full addy and a rune scimmy?" i was lv 50. so he tells me "just drop your addy and your scimmy on the ground... and then hit alt-f4 :notalk: i just kinda looked at my screen for a bit. then called him a noob. but not quite in that nice of languages. :anxious: Roses are red, violets are blue, thats what they tell me because I'm blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myeman60 Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 this one was just made...like 5min ago)...oh...and while this happened...i was on a lvl30account...noob1 is a lvl33 and noob2 is a lvl27..i was at the champions guild killing chickens...they were outside by those willow trees) me: hey...how are you guys today noob1: reported...u said **** noob2: yeah...ur reported for life unless you give me your [bleep]y sword (i was weilding silverlight) me:go right ahead...i'll be here for another 30min killing these noob1: i have a deal...i'll make you a clear-crown mod if you make a drop party me: i dare any of you to make me noob2: well...can you make one then? me: i dare any of you to make me again noob1: ok...we will (they leave and return with a silver crowned lvl102) mod: what is going on here? me:...nothing sir...i was killing chickens noob1: see...he said chickens...that proves that he was here mod: sorry to disturb you magermanmye(the lvl30account i was on)....i will deal with these 2 low level people (mod leaves...i look at the lvl51 that was killing the chickens with me and i say "roflmao" like 50times) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: story2...this happened 3months ago while i was pking noob:hey...nice armor(i was wearing no armor at all) me:uh...i have no armor on noob: reported for item scamming,being mean to a guy my level, and multiple logging in (my lvl80mod friend was with me watching this) mod: let me deal with this(pm's me and tells me to pretend to look sad) me: booooooooo hoooooooo hooooooooo mod: that deals with him...now you must go to world 1 so that he can be dealt with (noob leaves...pm's me 5min later telling me he died) ...there are some things that are funny...for all the other humor...there's noobs (magermanmye-oct.31st 2006) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
un1kmage Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 I was in a free world, trying to sell some rune stuff. That guy arrives and offers me rune legs and scimmy for rune plate, so I accept. Then he goes a little further away... Noob:Selling rune plate 100k Un1k:Lol, rune plate 100k, funneh! N:Oh..Trade me my stuff back!! U:Um no. You traded. N:Rep0rted!!!! U:What for? N:Item scamming!! U:Riiight...Anyway, I gotta go, have a good day :) N: STFU!! U:Reported. N:Omg!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patreaper987 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 oooh i got lots of this, but all heard from freinds :D Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot LOL! I bet his brother either killed him or killed himself :lol: [TEST] Ever had a noob say something stupid to you? Well post it here! HAHAHAHA, i was reading page 2 or 3 and i found this. Lmao. The noob prob. sold his brothers party hat for 100k. Anyway, im new to the fourms, sorry for bumping this(if i did). I am going to go read the rules now. I'm a Massive n00b to the game and I'm proud!! Level 44 combat. 53 Mining(my best stat...lmao), 45 smithing, 40 cooking, 37 fishing and a bunch of other horrible stats around that level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
136Brunswick Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 It goes the other way, too. I recently started the game and was down in the dwarven mines stocking up on copper and tin. A high-70s lvl guy followed my around for 20 minutes calling me 'noob' (He's paying money to do this? :-k). Then he gave me a bunch of gold. Not a bad guy after all. Sort of an initiation, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no_username4 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 I'm taking most of the iron in the mines SE of varrock. noob: stop me: no noob: noob me: gnerally the noob is the one losing, that's you. noob: well atleast i don't spend all my time in a nerdy game me: you just called yourself a nerd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faisalhype Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 i was a memby now f2p and some1 tried 2 scam me noob: do u want 1bil-40bil me: ah a password scam eh? noob: no just go to this website noob: http://www.(certainweb).com me: then the password stealing website scam... me: shame it dosent work on me noob:.... noob: give me your password or I shall hack you me: wow im scared i surrender.. not noob: then add my mate... his name is (certain name) and he'll own u me: ye... noob: fite u in the wildy with my mate! me: kk id be glad (tried checking his ''mate'' in high scores board but nothing came up) i realised that he was using multiple log-ins and when i met his 'team' they both were lvl 3's and i killed them both in 1 hit. they droped a bunch of nooby stuff, they swore at me by Pming and I reported them.... :XD: :lol: 1150+ total, 151 questpoints and 76 combat.. is it good? Plz pm me for your thoughts.Join the campaign for more F2P Bank space! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krokomaster Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 Haha I had one that happened no later than this morning. This happens a lot when I go on my level 99 character to big places like the Varrock bank, but this time I was on my level 35 pure... I start training ranged on the guards near the western entrance, and a level 9 girl comes to me: Her: You want to be my bf? Me: No Her: Why not? I love you. Me: Yeah... Her: Kiss me my love Me: Uh huh... Her: You're my bf now? Me: No, go away. On and on, she finally gets the message: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOU Her: I'm going to go tell everyone in this town you're my bf Me: Umm... ok... why don't you get a life while you're at it... And she goes... Go figure... Noob.Lets get some things straight, RC pking is BAD, therefore you deserve to get FLAMED. Bad kills, they are defenseless people. It's like attacking a woodcutter for a yew log... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rednik Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 I saw this lvl 40 in the east fally bank saying "Buying 3 beers 1k", And I felt bad that he had to pay that much so here comes the convo: Noob: Buying 3 beers 1k! Me: You need 3 beers? Noob: Yeah Me: Follow me then... He then followed me to the beer place in fally and I told him to buy it there, And just when I were walking away I saw him say "Buying 3 beers 1k" -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 i was on members at the allotment patch NE of draynor (with the cabbage patch). a guy said "buying plant cure plzzz im desperate!!". so i offer enough gp for plant cure in the trade but i asked him for a few onion seeds in return and he was fine with it. then he said omg still need 2 gp!!! i thought #-o. anyways i offer 2 gp and ask for another seed or two in return and hes ok with it. then we accpet and he cures his plant and says "hahaha noob reported for item scamming!!!" i asked how and he told me i bought seeds for too low of a price :-k is it me or are ppl getting dumber? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oolatuck Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 I saw this lvl 40 in the east fally bank saying "Buying 3 beers 1k", And I felt bad that he had to pay that much so here comes the convo: Noob: Buying 3 beers 1k! Me: You need 3 beers? Noob: Yeah Me: Follow me then... He then followed me to the beer place in fally and I told him to buy it there, And just when I were walking away I saw him say "Buying 3 beers 1k" -.- LOL I had to laugh at this one :lol: although i kinda feel sorry for the poor guy :roll: Hyt me ingame pl0x! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelwolf71885 Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 ok yesterday my friend was playting he was at the white nights in fally when he saw a high lvl call a lvl 3 a noob the lvl 3 noob says what is noob :lol: :wall: noobs are ppl 2http://sig.runeweb.net/sig/1/Philipmarqui.png With BBCode added for forums: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah_you_are Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 got pmed by a lvl 26... noob: hello sir... me: erm... ya... noob: do you have a ring that turns you in an egg?? me: ya... noob: i buy it for 2k me: its untradeable... noob: then drop it ill give you 2k i promis me: you wont see it if i drop it... noob: yes i will. me: it doesnt even have a drop option... noob: i dont believe you. me: then not... noob: how do i get it then? me: there is only 1 way... me: stap 1: go look around for a time machine. me: go back to easter 2006 and compleet the mini game. noob: where do i need to look for a time machine?? noob: are you joking? me: jup... noob: (offensive text here) Haha jwrm i remember you pming me about this loser who tried to buy your easter ring :lol: :lol: :lol: :P If at first you dont suceed, then you fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88_prince Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Okay, I made this one up but.. noob:hey!!!! look! me:hmm? noob: i just got a free bronze kiteshield! me:ok.. noob: can you show me how to fly it??? me:okay, listen up, drop it on the ground and It'l fly. noob:okay *tries it* noob: its not working! me:wait 30 seconds.. noob"okay *someone takes it* noob:hey! wheres my kiteshield!>?!? me:it flew to varrock, better go get it. noob runs towards varrock : Check out my hybrid guide!http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=570112If you get bored, invite your friend over and get them to press the 5 key for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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