darkblade986 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 k, here i am on a free world killing cows to get cowhides to train crafting. in full rune with zombie mask. Newb:why is your head green Me:zombie maks you get from burying bones Newb:oh can i have money Me:no Newb:please? Me:no A couple hundred times later (scary part is no sarcasm - this was a few days later) Newb:why is your head green REMOVE ZOMBIE MASK Me:what the hell are you talking about Newb:can i have money TAKE OFF ALL EQUIPMENT Me:I have no armor what makes you think I have money After another few hundred times of them asking for money I start spazzing instead and point out that everyone wants money, why are you so special. No offence newbs, I understand that they don't know why my head is green and that I'm rich to them... but MY GOD!!! I am not being sarcastic. Besides, I never begged much when I was a newb because I knew people don't wanna give their hard earned cash away. The only time I begged was from this guy with like 420mil. Offtopic, but you know in this week's article it says most newbs don't USE world map? Well I did EDIT:Taking off my armor and zombie mask may be rude and stuff, but the bloody noob ACTUALLY LEAVES YOU ALONE I did that with a Hellcat before. Some guy asked me how do you get that cat? *Picks up cat* Me: What cat? Him: You had a cat out... Me: No I didn't... Me: *begins to walk away* Me: *drops cat when I'm almost out of site* Him: *comes running up* Him: I knew you had a cat! Me: *picks up cat* Me: You must be seeing things... don't worry, you are going to "hell" anyway. wanna race to see who gets there first?Officially reached 100 Combat at 1:33PM EST, June 14, 2007First Dragon Drop: Dragon Chain (Dust Devils) @ 10:48PM EST, July 14, 2008, lv113 combat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren211 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Ok you know how after you beat Prince ali rescue you can go in al-kharid gates for free because you're a "friend of Al-Kharid"? Well, here's what a noob had to say... Noob: I added al-kharid to my friendlist and he still won't let me through! I'm reporting him! [hide=]tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.[/hide]Apparently a lot of people say it. I own. http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunthixmage Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Heres one I rember so well me: selling laws 1k ea noob:Ill buy {trade} --- he declines me: What wrong? noob:I only have 500 gp me: Well alright here you go {trade again}----he declines noob: SCAMMER YOU SAID 1k NOT 500gp REPORTED me: -.-.... made me laugh so hard put the lime in the coconut spin it all round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunthixmage Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 k, here i am on a free world killing cows to get cowhides to train crafting. in full rune with zombie mask. Newb:why is your head green Me:zombie maks you get from burying bones Newb:oh can i have money Me:no Newb:please? Me:no A couple hundred times later (scary part is no sarcasm - this was a few days later) Newb:why is your head green REMOVE ZOMBIE MASK Me:what the hell are you talking about Newb:can i have money TAKE OFF ALL EQUIPMENT Me:I have no armor what makes you think I have money After another few hundred times of them asking for money I start spazzing instead and point out that everyone wants money, why are you so special. No offence newbs, I understand that they don't know why my head is green and that I'm rich to them... but MY GOD!!! I am not being sarcastic. Besides, I never begged much when I was a newb because I knew people don't wanna give their hard earned cash away. The only time I begged was from this guy with like 420mil. Offtopic, but you know in this week's article it says most newbs don't USE world map? Well I did EDIT:Taking off my armor and zombie mask may be rude and stuff, but the bloody noob ACTUALLY LEAVES YOU ALONE I did that with a Hellcat before. Some guy asked me how do you get that cat? *Picks up cat* Me: What cat? Him: You had a cat out... Me: No I didn't... Me: *begins to walk away* Me: *drops cat when I'm almost out of site* Him: *comes running up* Him: I knew you had a cat! Me: *picks up cat* Me: You must be seeing things... Thats funny :thumbsup: put the lime in the coconut spin it all round Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ataur Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 HAHA i love this topic is bare jokes...i'm down wiv the flu so not feeling wel cant recall many storys bt the usual noob stuff happens to me... i'll post something goood for next time wen it happens :-k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swampjedi Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 There's a thin line between being cruel and having fun. My fun usually involves the following: Player: Will you be my bf? Me: I'm sorry, I'm married to a toaster, and she's hot. Player: My Goals and Achievements Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melencholy Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 ok this is about me on crandor island the noob is level 65 me 57 58 at the time i was training on the moss giants noob:how do i get to crandor island me:this is crandor island noob:oh noob:thanks me elvarg? noob: and so on he kept on walking but not ansering me(next at elvarg noob:walks into lair me:good luck now this is a summury of the battle he hits elvarg like 3 elvarg hits him a lot of 0s then bang elvarg toasts him one shot 54 damage in the inventory he had an anti dragon fire shield(how stupid can you get he had a rune kite on instead) a lot of lobsters and a rune chain he was not whereing at the time of the battle how stupid can you get another one im fishing in draynor village and someone dies from the river troll i get there blue gloves later abut 5 minutes im wc and someone shows up noob:howd you get those glove me someone died from the river troll noob:THOSE ARE MINE give them back me:no noob:i will report you give them to me me:you cant report someone for picking stuff up realy noob:reported noob follows me for a while i lose them yada yada (and latter the same day i died and lost the blue gloves anyway Questcape first achieved: Sept 20, 200999 agility march 11th 201099 Magic - some point in 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skelly08 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Lol, heres one that happened to me ages ago, i was walking around when sum1 pmed me... Noob: hey skelly do you go to my school? Me: i highly doubt it Noob: r u jason? Me: no Noob: yea u r, u go to my school Me: i don't Noob: stop lieing ur in my math class Me: omg i do not go to ur school and my name is not jason Noob: so why is your name skelly? Me: cus its my nickname Noob: hah u r jason Me: ...... I AM NOT JASON! Noob: I'm gonna kill u 2morrow Me: good for u, tell jason to change his nickname. The arsenist had odly shaped feet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jondea0 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 lol check this one out some random guy logs on at gem rocks me: hi him: hi him:how much money you got? me:1mill him:got any expensive items me:not really him: got a whip? me:y u asking me all these questions u want to hack me me:good luck with that him: no him:you got any pets him:i have i have a parrot called cuddles (after that he asked me about 100 questions) me:rite enuf with the life storys go questionaire someone else *him about to log off* me:hey wait up i want to ask u some questions *and i started asking lots of questions i asked him for every one of his skills and stuff* him: any other questions me: yes now tell me YOUR life-story *then he logs off* lol =) discuss a combat reformation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoe325 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 lol check this one out some random guy logs on at gem rocks me: hi him: hi him:how much money you got? me:1mill him:got and expensive items me:not really him: got a whip? me:y u asking me all these questions u want to scam me me:good luck with that him: no him:you got any pets him:i have i have a parrot called cuddles (after that he asked me about 100 questions) me:rite enuf with the life storys go questionaire someone else *him about to log off* me:hey wait up i want to ask uoi soem questions *and i started asking lots of questions i asked him for every oen of his skills and stuff* him: any other questions me: yes now tell me YOUR life-story 8then he logs off* lol =) . . . . That was just plain weeeeiiiiird!!! :XD: Quest cape obtained at combat level 83, march 07. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emanick1 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Okay, this is a long one, but funny all the way :lol: *Neeb PMs me randomly. I have no idea who he is but he must be one of those idiots begging for my camel mask when I was on F2P trying to buy soft clay. He has no stats in hiscores so he must be a noob regardless lol.* Nob: Money Me: *adds him* Eh? What's that? Nub: Kk Norb: Money1k Me: So you want 1k? Me: *figures I might as well give him some free money, but wanting to know how nooby he is* What combat level are you? Me: And don't lie N00borz: 30 Me: And how do you know me? Noob: I just do Me: Oh...I see... Me: And you want 1k? N00b: Plz Me: K what world do you want to meet at? Me: *remembers that I can see his world* 0 Neeb: Wait wait dude Me: C ya Nob: My bro just got a job at Jagex and Nub: I was gonan offer you free membrs hip Norb: Wud u want that??? Me: Why would I want a new hip? N00borz: Membership Me: It happens that I am a member Noob: 0 well can we share accs cuz if we do ill trnfer my full dharok N00b: Well can we share deh accs? Neeb: Hello u there??? Me: 0 Yeah sorry, was posting what you said on paint Nob: So uh can we share accounts Me: Did you know it's against the rules to share accounts? Nub: Really? Norb: I didnt knwo im sorry N00borz: Can we meet varrock center my world Me: Don't be a parasite...Feed your cat today! Noob: ? Meet me Me: Oh, and I'm sure you won't hack my account? If you steal it I wont b hapy N00b: How do u hack? Me: Yea, tell dat twoo andwoo powers Neeb: So can i go on your account? Me: If you guess a number from 1 to nothing...Or not Nob: Excuse me? Me: Don't you dare scam me noob, Jagex is on your scent and will ban you! Me: I reported you a while back Noob: I wont scam u so will u let me on your account or not? Me: Scammer and a cheat, your going on ignore ROFLCOPTER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schedl Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Just short ago: I`m cutting oaks at the varrock lumberyard for construction. A lvl 30 in full mith shows up and follows me for some time. I ignore him first, but wonder what he wants. After some time he starts talking. Him: Wuts ur cooking lvl? Me: 69 [Nothing else happens, but he keeps following, i decide to walk towards the wildly] lvl 10 wildly Me: Why are you following me? Him: Cook my tunas for me! Me: Why? Him: I need em for cat [a beginning of misunderstandings] Me: But they eat it raw [we are now near lvl 30 wildly] Him: O [runs and teles away, i return to lumberyard] Later on pm: Him: It wont eat them raw Me: K, are u still doing gertrudes cat quest? Him: Yea Me: They didn`t you say so in the first place [i`m a big quest fan and always glad to help people with quests, so I explain he has to get sardines and doggle leaves] A little later again on pm: Him: Can u get the stuff for me? This is where I dropped him from the list again. And he contacted me again... Him: By sum tuna frum me [great spelling though...] :wall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlishere Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 A few days after hunting came out, I was catching [bleep]ed kebbits with a deadfall trap, as most know, only one person can use a deadfall trap at a time, heres what happened: Me: Noob: Me: Hey! I was catching there, theres plenty of free traps.. Noob: Get lost i was here first Me: ?? Noob: Go away, this is my trap n00b Me: Well, you stole it, I guess that means imma steal it back. :D Noob: No plz dont steal it i need exp! Me: Ill just bug you till you leave or I get my trap back then Noob: No u wont Me: Whats gonna stop me? Noob: Reported for bug abuse Me: Huh? Wheres the bug? Noob: Ur going to bug me u said urself Me: Lol! Bug abuse means abusing bugs in the game. Me: Like cutting magic trees without a requirement, but you continue Me: doing it until jagex notices the bug, keeping it a secret Noob: No it int ur just trying to not be banned lol noob! Me: Noob: OMG NOOB Kinda long, but i find it funny ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldstyle Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 EDIT: Comment removed for bad words and censor evasion - McGuff1 Please follow the forum rules. http://rsdo.net/sigs/users/s/sharkeater75.png126 combat. 2001 total. 101 prayer. and off to go WoWin. WHEEE NO MORE RANDOMS!!!! -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celebi Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 This happened 10 minutes ago. I was in f2p world with my friend ( we are members ) to check if there would be some newbs to give some stuff. ( black items lol ) So he PMs me in lumby: Noob: hello me: hi. who are you? Noob: Have you heard about last years item duplicate scam? me: huh? Noob: well this year 15 members have been sent out download money to ... *text goes behind the inventorys border* Noob: Accounts me: ? Noob: Have chosen you to have 10million gp *I thought to play with that guy, i knew he was scammer* me: Ok what i must do? Noob: We download money using users and unfortunatly your pass *laughing with my friend* Noob: The pass bit is what people bail out on no one likes to say the pass on the Noob: game Noob: So we offer you to say it on *** ( censored ) Noob: M Noob: S Noob: N Noob: Which one would you say it on? me: Huh? What? me: Can i say it here? Noob: Yes if you prefer me: Ok here it is: me: " Lol scammer! U are reported " Noob: Ty " Thank-you, your abuse report has been received " LOL I laughed so much with my friend! :D FormerTip.It mapper | hello? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooseHole Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 noob: can I have 10k? me: sure noob: *offers trade* me: kkkkkkkkkk *teleports* noob (pm): where's my 10k? me: *ignores noob* 1 week later me: *unignores noob* 10 seconds later noob (pm): where's my 10k? me: *ignores noob* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint69Jake Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 ah the noob, a classic example of nature's timeless humor... Anyways, my particular favorite noob incounter was when i was fletching in seers when i notice someone is buying nats. Seeing as how i hate alching, i pulled out a few k natures and trade with him. when i offered all my nats (which was about 3.5k) he puts up 50 gp. So im like, "is this a joke, c'mon gimme a real offer" so I wait like 2 minutes hoping at least for a funny story and after a while he adds 100 gp to it #-o. *breaks a nature in half* here you go sonny, have fun alching half of a yew long bow. :XD: ~~~~~~~~~~~99 fletching~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~99 cooking~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~92+ fishing~~~~~~~~~~~Huge fan of the TET crew, Good work guys ~"By the end of this ya'll be wearing gold-plated diapers!" "What does that even mean?"~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p51mustang23 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 wow u guys have some great stories....funniest thing i have to say is that im in school right now=p Robin hood x1 - D left half x1 - Karils coif x1Sara plate x1 - D legs x1 - Black mask x2Zammy plate x1 - Torags hammers x1 - granite maul x1Red mystic top x2 - Red mystic bottom x 6 - __________________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
losenge Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 The ignorance of some noobs is remarkable, especially given that the online community has an abundance of runescape knowledge available. I generally ignore most of them, but sometimes I just can't help myself. Here are some of my better moments. I wish I'd taken screenshots of these conversations. Since I didn't, I'll have to paraphrase. I was in the Varrock sewers killing measly skeletons for a slayer re-assignment (thanks, Turael) when this level-38 strolls in... noob: Can i have wep? me: I can sell you a weapon. Noob: Can i have free? me: Nope. Noob: Why u kill these? Noob: Moss giants are better. me: Moss giants don't drop howitzer shells. me: Skeletons _do_ drop howitzer shells. Noob: Can i have wep? me: Sorry, the only extra weapon i have is a howitzer. me: You're not at a high enough level to wield a howitzer. Noob: Oh. And away he went... Another time, I had a goblin following me as part of a quest (those who've completed it know which one I'm talking about) and I had several folks ask me how I got the goblin to follow me around. The first several received a clear, definitive answer, but I got tired of explaining myself and just went about my business while ignoring most people's questions. One guy wouldn't stop following me. He tagged along for a good 4-5 minutes, pestering away... noob: How u get that to follow u? Noob: How u get that? Noob: How u get that? Noob: How u get goblin? Noob: How u get? Noob: How u get? (4-5 minutes later) Noob: How u get? me: You can buy them at the goblin store in Varrock. Noob: How much r they? me: 2k for the basic model. Noob: Kk. Thx. And off he ran, in the direction of Varrock. Another day, I was killing dogs in McGrubor's Wood as part of another slayer re-assignment (thanks again, Turael), when this dude stops at the other side of the fence. Noob: Wat u get? me: ? me: Get what? Noob: Wat u get from killing them? me: Demon-summoning cards. Noob: Can i have some? me: Nope, sorry dude. I need them for a quest. Noob. Kk And he went along on his merry way... "Qui [bleep] canibus ambulat, caveat stercora" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J35u5_M4 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Noob (Called Jagex, wtf): I am from Java the company who created this game Me (Omg is Jagex not Java!!!): What do you want? Noob: I can make you member and a player moderator Me: yeah..yeah..yeah... Noob: Give me you username and pass (OMG he alread have my username) Me: go away noob Noob: I will tell my boss in Java that he needs to ban you Me: ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J35u5_M4 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 and this is is funny too: Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot -------------------------- Did this really happen? I'd hate to be that brother. Luckily if I ever got a phat my brother knows better. Also how do you do that white box thing in your post? Click on the quote option in the post you want to be in the white box Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessica1608 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 and this is is funny too: Noob1: OMG!!! My brother is going to be so happy for me! Noob2: Why? Noob1: Because, I just got on his account and made him some profit!!! Noob2: How did you do that?!? Noob1: I checked the prices on his crown he was wearing with the general store and it was only 2 gp! Noob1: I sold it to another player for 100K!!!! Noob2: OMG! Your so lucky! I wish I had 100K! Noob1: I know, he's going to be so happy with me and he'll probably give me 50K! Me: LMAO!!!!!!!!! ^this one made me laugh alot -------------------------- Did this really happen? I'd hate to be that brother. Luckily if I ever got a phat my brother knows better. Also how do you do that white box thing in your post? haha that made me crack up! seriously? hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyx5000 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 i just found out my freind got hacked BY A NOOB!!!!!!! this is how i found out: hacker noob(hn):do i need bate with a poll i knew it coulden't have been my feind cuse his main (not the 1 that got hacked) is a level 75 member me:omg my freind got hacked!!!!!! hn:can i have a poll me: get of my freinds acount hacker!!! me:now noob logs off i still havent talked to my freind so i don't even know for suir that it wasn't him be yourself because you suck at being that guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 i bet this is funny: noob:buying dragon platelegs 200k! me:sure here you go (i give him bronze platelegs) noob:gee thanks! he leaves only to pm me later noob:hey these are bronze,thanks!! i heard bronze is better then dragon me:your welcome me thinking: dude this guy is stupid heres another 1: me:selling 1m bronze bars noob:il buy 400k me:sure noob: ready we trade and it turns out he was wrong and i get 4000k out of it (= Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emanick1 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 i bet this is funny: noob:buying dragon platelegs 200k! me:sure here you go (i give him bronze platelegs) noob:gee thanks! he leaves only to pm me later noob:hey these are bronze,thanks!! i heard bronze is better then dragon me:your welcome me thinking: dude this guy is stupid Wow, you are cruel. :ohnoes: You're the kind of person that makes people quit runescape early. If it wasn't for you people, RuneScape would have twice as many people because most of the new players wouldn't quit. That was just plain scamming. :x You probably ruined an entire career of a 9-year-old's life. :cry: Edit: Nvm, you were probably making it up anyway. : But it's still not funny. :notalk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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